Chris Kattan and wife separate after 8 weeks of marriage

August 19th, 2008 // 63 Comments

Chris Kattan and his model wife of two months are already throwing in the towel. But, yet, they don’t plan to divorce which would puzzle me if I weren’t too busy trying to figure out where the hell all the real celebrities are hiding today. Us Magazine reports:

After just eight weeks of marriage, Saturday Night Live alum Chris Kattan and his wife, model Sunshine Tutt, have split.
“Separated for the moment. No plans for divorce at this time,” his rep tells Usmagazine.com.

I guess you could say, “The honeymoon is over.” A ha ha ha! But, no, seriously, I’m sure the roofies just wore off. They’ll be fine.

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  1. Randy Butchwang

    Americans have fucking stupid names

  2. She wants to split faster?
    ……………..MARRY ME!!

  3. John

    Mango!!!!!

  4. Daniel

    I heard this on the news last night and started cracking up… I mean come on…

    SURPRISE!

  5. 2for2true

    Eh, she was just embarassed when she had to tell him he was sucking on a genital wart cluster instead of her clit.

  6. Ramona Putz

    A picture is worth a thousand words.
    Chris Kattan?!! Straight?!!
    I laughed and I laughed…….and I laughed….

  7. oldylocks

    so, he is gay, who cares, he is adorable anyway, and funny, and smart and I would have so stayed with the program just for the laughs involved.

  8. my husband was married for only two months to his first wife, they realized what a bad decision they made and ended it as friends. he is not gay. getting married and then ending it quickly is smarter than staying married and miserable once the error has been taken notice of.-

  9. ted

    YOU CANT HIDE GAY, AND THIS MAN IS SCREAMING IT!!!!!!!!!!

  10. OPPIE

    She got mad because he wanted to wear the wedding dress. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

  11. STEFF

    He looks very comfortable holding a woman HAHAHAHA, HE LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO PUKE AND THEN RUN BACK INTO THE CLOSET. HEY MODEL GIRL ,”YOU JUST GOT GAYED”.

  12. Afghi420

    please stop starting sentences with But…… But, yet, wtf? It’s hard to read an article when it sounds like it was written by an 8 year old.

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