Chris Kattan and his model wife of two months are already throwing in the towel. But, yet, they don’t plan to divorce which would puzzle me if I weren’t too busy trying to figure out where the hell all the real celebrities are hiding today. Us Magazine reports:
After just eight weeks of marriage, Saturday Night Live alum Chris Kattan and his wife, model Sunshine Tutt, have split.
“Separated for the moment. No plans for divorce at this time,” his rep tells Usmagazine.com.
I guess you could say, “The honeymoon is over.” A ha ha ha! But, no, seriously, I’m sure the roofies just wore off. They’ll be fine.
Photo: Usmagazine.com
sys | August 19, 2008 at 3:17 pm
first
sagan | August 19, 2008 at 3:17 pm
First i would do him
benbot | August 19, 2008 at 3:18 pm
she’s hot. he’s a chimp. case closed.
kellie | August 19, 2008 at 3:19 pm
wtf i thought he was gay anyway
Scary | August 19, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Problem:
She’s hot.
He’s a short dork.
ozzacam | August 19, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I’m sure he had enough time to fuck her at least twice, possibly in the butt, thumbs up!!! ;-)
Frank Rizzo | August 19, 2008 at 3:21 pm
… Dag, slow news day. No crazy fat, washed up comedians have anything to say today? Guess they all are watching the Olympics… or the Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget! Man that was a riot…
Huh??? | August 19, 2008 at 3:23 pm
When they first got married, I was all like “But he’s so totally and obviously gay”.
Now that they split I am still all like “Of course, he’s so totally and obviously gay”.
But now I am also all like “Why did they get married in the first place?”.
No sir, things are not clearing up very well for me on this one.
Truth teller | August 19, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Guess he couldn’t keep it in the closet any longer. She must have walked in on him boning some guy.
He did pick a fine looking beard:
http://www.jacksumcodes.com/st-small.jpg
Smile | August 19, 2008 at 3:26 pm
He wants to explore other possibilities… Like being fucked in the ass. By strange men. Who like other men. Case closed!
PerfectGrrl | August 19, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Lol. he is a joke, she just finally got a chance to look at his bank statement, and she hit the road.
rough daddy | August 19, 2008 at 3:28 pm
look! all the time wemen say they want a funny guy,,,dont fall for it! theyll start thinking youre one of their girlfriends….
at the end of the day theyll give it up to a bad ass who can keep em in check and on lock down…
mr peepers | August 19, 2008 at 3:30 pm
I wonder if he eats pussy like he eats apples?
cbs16 | August 19, 2008 at 3:32 pm
@13
I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean.
jaime | August 19, 2008 at 3:33 pm
she probably realised he was gay too late.
Ted from LA | August 19, 2008 at 3:34 pm
At least they gave it a fair chance. It could be related to the fact that she figured out he was an annoying fucking idiot. I would have recommended she just watch some old clips of SNL.
hehe | August 19, 2008 at 3:38 pm
#14 Chris Kattan’s best role was Mr Peepers on SNL and he would eat apples like a maniac monkey.
JM | August 19, 2008 at 3:41 pm
You guys want some cookies?
Sell Porn Make Money | August 19, 2008 at 3:44 pm
So… she realized he is a troll and that being landlocked with him is a bad idea. At least he got to bang a hottie and can now go find some more strange…
cbs16 | August 19, 2008 at 3:44 pm
@17
Now I know what that means, but I wish I didn’t. All those pieces of ‘apple’ flesh flying all over the place and the juice dripping….. Just ewe.
Poor girl, we should hold a benefit for her…..
literarycritic | August 19, 2008 at 3:44 pm
@#13: OW. My pussy just recoiled in protest (much like guys wincing when they see a testicle shot on TV). That is a horrifying image!
havoc | August 19, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I always thought he was a creepy little dude.
That Mango shit on SNL looked a little too natural….
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literarycritic | August 19, 2008 at 3:46 pm
In other news, I think we now know at least one reason why she wanted out.
Cash | August 19, 2008 at 3:47 pm
She tolerated his ass for 8 weeks? The woman must be a freaking saint, and I’m pretty sure I got a shot at sloppy seconds. Boo-Ya!
FRIST!!! | August 19, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Well, that’s about 7 weeks longer than I would have lasted..
Harry | August 19, 2008 at 3:52 pm
That he’s with her proves once again: it’s good to be famous.
buck | August 19, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I’m sure she said ‘ wow, he’s was on TV i’ll marry him’ and then realized he is ugly and will probably never be on TV again. So much for being star struck. On the other hand if I ever get on TV, even for a second, I will go out and get the hottest looking girl I can find and marry her. Very superficial.
mer | August 19, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Um, Sunshine Tutt? Seriously?
Nom De Plume | August 19, 2008 at 3:55 pm
He and Mini Me should co-write “Dating for the Vertically Challenged”
woodhorse | August 19, 2008 at 4:04 pm
maybe it was that second helping of wedding cake
Wha? | August 19, 2008 at 4:09 pm
He figured out she had no tits, She figured out he had no talent/money/dick.
Ah well..
Uncle Eccoli | August 19, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Marriage is an accessory to these people. It makes me sick.
Mango | August 19, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Oh to be Mango!
avphibes | August 19, 2008 at 4:34 pm
First, I am totally with #8. I always assumed he was gay and was like “wait…what???” when he married a girl.
Secondly #13 is LOL of the day.
NY Ted | August 19, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I’m surprised it even lasted 8 weeks. Would you want to live with Kattan?
Blah | August 19, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Chris Kattan? Marrying a woman? I totally thought this guy was as fruity as they come. He must be in serious denial of his gaydom. And she looks like a gold digger. It looks like she’s cringing just having to touch him.
roop | August 19, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Judging by Mango’s face in that picture he doesn’t seem to all to excited, I’d be beaming if I was going to be able to tap that for the rest of my life…or until Stephanie from Lazytown is legal.
Joe C | August 19, 2008 at 5:53 pm
I guess it took her that long to find his stash of gay porn.
Dark Knight | August 19, 2008 at 5:56 pm
That’s a model? I thought it was the Joker . . .
kramer | August 19, 2008 at 6:48 pm
What kind of a fucking name is Sunshine Tutt?
minniememe | August 19, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Poor Mango… I can just see him sitting sadly in a corner with a thought bubble of Haley Joel Osment and that music… “And I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain…”
mafme | August 19, 2008 at 7:38 pm
She’s amazing for putting up with him for 8 weeks!
Englishgirl | August 19, 2008 at 8:09 pm
His face looks like MiniMe’s! Have no idea who he is, but maybe he should have been engaged for longer……….
rose | August 19, 2008 at 9:51 pm
It’s not a surprise~~~~~ It is said this guy is interested in dat*ng pretty models at Richromances.com. But don’t know if it is true.
rose | August 19, 2008 at 11:02 pm
It’s also not a surprise that I regularly sodomize poodles. It’s true. See the pictures at Richromances.com!
devilsrain | August 19, 2008 at 11:04 pm
When I first heard about that marriage I thought it was a joke. Im usually right. Fucking Hollywood. Maybe she thought well since im on the superficial thats good enough. She can start a carreer like Heidis now.
Groucho | August 19, 2008 at 11:15 pm
#40, no kidding. That seriously made me laugh out loud.
Sunshine Tutt! :D :D :D
Hank | August 20, 2008 at 12:33 am
Has anyone even consider that maybe he is a bisexual? He could go both ways and I def think he is one. He did date Jennifer Coolidge from Legall Blonde, and lived with her for a few years. I think they were also engaged for a short period. .
I <3 Halloween! | August 20, 2008 at 1:34 am
Anyone that can’t put more then 2 months into a “marriage”, should never be allowed to get married again. Seriously, do these dipshits think that models really have anything in common with ugly rich dudes? Oh, wait, these MENSA women just like you for your personality…that’s it…
Queefer Bukakke | August 20, 2008 at 4:32 am
She probably found him with a couple of dicks in his mouth, with bikers attached…