Chris Brown should stop talking

October 29th, 2009 // 96 Comments

Seen here performing in New Jersey this week, Chris Brown has been actively posting to his Twitter and fired off the following message to the blogosphere:

OFFICIAL ALBUM DATE: DECEMBER 15… GRAFFITI… NOW BLOG ABOUT THIS..LOL

INSTEAD OF HOW I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF RIHANNA… ROFL… AND SENT HER TO THE ER… LOL… THEN DID NO JAIL TIME CAUSE I GOT DIAMOND SHOES… LMFAO… NOW I’M GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER MILLION OFF HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS WHO THINK RIHANNA HAD IT COMING… LOLOLOLOL… KANYE TAUGHT ME HOW TO COMMUNICATE ONLINE… ROFLMAO

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Comments (96)

  1. Jeff | October 29, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    Looks accurate to me.

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  2. Delgo | October 29, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    I’d be in jail. He’s releasing albums December 15th.

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  3. ????? ?????!!!!!!! | October 29, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????
    mmmmmmyyyyyyyyy llllllooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<3

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  4. ????? ?????!!!!!!! | October 29, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????
    mmmmmmyyyyyyyyy llllllooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<3

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  5. LOL | October 29, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    haha!!

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  6. stupidass | October 29, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    srsly though, why hasn’t he had his ass kicked by someone yet? shouldn’t this have happened by now?

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  7. Shanker | October 29, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    the fact this guy even has fans is beyond me. He’s such a flaming D-bag

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  8. Shanker | October 29, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    the fact this guy even has fans is beyond me. He’s such a flaming D-bag

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  9. Jesse | October 29, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    [Deleted for a being a racist fucktard. - The Superficial]

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  10. Shanker | October 29, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    He wins for most laughing abbreviations in one paragraph, ever heard of “haha”? what a stupid bastard

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  11. Erica | October 29, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    He needs to stop living.

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  12. Princesspink | October 29, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Can I just be the first to day he looks extremely ballerina-like in that picture?

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  13. Keesha | October 29, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Superficial…hmmm. The name suit you. Only a superficial idiot would be stupid and ignorant enough to bash someone whom you obviously don’t even know. But, I guess we do have freedom of speech right. I just think some people don’t deserve that right, but I guess it’s just me.

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  14. A. Dolph | October 29, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Is he doing a Hitler impression on that first pic? Maybe all that jail time turned him into a neo nazi.

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  15. Keesha | October 29, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    Maybe you should just stop talking. It would make people (who actually have some sense) so much happier.

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  16. Becks | October 29, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    He’s still insanely hot though… don’t lie

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  17. Deryl | October 29, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    someone needs to beat this douche down….and I’m offering to do it if no one else will…asshole!!!!

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  18. andrew | October 29, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    Hah. Wow. What a retarded update. Is Chris Brown not allowed to promote his new album or something? It’s sad how pathetic people are. Chris Brown fucked up and everybody knows it. Making a big deal out of what he did after so much time makes you as pathetic as he is. He’s trying to move on, Rihanna’s trying to move on, why the hell can’t everybody else?

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  19. D | October 29, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    Two things: (1) these comments are moderated? I have never seen someone be SUCH a racist fucktard that their comment was deleted, and (2) Keesha, Keesha, Keesha. What kind of gossip columnist could only crack on people they know . . . oh right, you’d be Perez and blowing smoke up celeb ass.

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  20. wowzers | October 29, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    Dear Keesha,

    I know you probably have the mentality that a man only hits you because he loves you – because that’s what all your skeezy boyfriends have probably told you – but the rest of us in the real world know that a real man would never hit a woman.

    Chris Brown should be run over by a car. or three.

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  21. Tim | October 29, 2009 at 1:07 pm

    Thanks for deleting the offensive comment at #9. Everybody knows Chris Brown deserves respect.

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  22. waow | October 29, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    Waow, come on, look at THIS ! :

    http://www.laurasexy.fr/?id=116

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  23. C-low | October 29, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    This is pathetic, everyone needs to get over it
    Rihanna wouldn’t shut her big mouth and got put in her place. I’m not into hitting women, but there are some bitches out there who NEED to be hit so they’ll shut up and quit acting like their shit don’t stink.
    Women want to be treated equal, THEN MAN UP!!

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  24. Catani | October 29, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    @21 Say what?????? Bro….you need to get the shit smacked out of you by Chris Brown. And only THEN come back and say he deserves respect. That little piece of shit has to EARN respect and not just receive it.

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  25. SO RIGHT | October 29, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Just like Kanye West. Narcissistic personality disorder with borderline personality disorder feaures. Typical of kids who were abused and/or neglected.

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  26. Aly | October 29, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    @23
    He beat a woman who couldn’t even fight back. I can understand wanting to slap a girl for being a pain in the ass, but he busted up her fucking face. That’s not okay no matter how you look at it. She had to go to the ER and he was perfectly fine. That’s not equality, dumbass.

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  27. Kari | October 29, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Fuck this guy. He smacks his girlfriend up, gets off easy in court, flaunts himself breaking the terms of his probation, and has the nerve to act like he’s the one who was done wrong by the system? Fucking narcissist. The only reason the 2 posters above are defending him is because he’s hot. If it was an ugly fucker like Carrot Top that pulled shit like this, everyone would want him dead. Chris Brown sucks almost as bad as my ex-husband.

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  28. Tim | October 29, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    #24 – typical racist response, just like the original comment at #9.

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  29. sunshine | October 29, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    Chris Brown should stop breathing

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  30. Irene Barcelo | October 29, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    Christ and kanye should just hold hands and run off the face of the earth.

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  31. Irene Barcelo | October 29, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    TO CORRECT THE ABOVE TYPO:

    Chris Brown and Kanye should just hold hands and run off the face of the earth.

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  32. Max Planck | October 29, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    I didn’t know he was that ugly.

    I thought his knuckles dragged on the ground.

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  33. Pernacchia | October 29, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    This is what passes for a “musician.”

    Roll over Beethoven.

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  34. jimmy | October 29, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    Perfectly said. Hilarious post!!!!

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  35. OTP | October 29, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    What a fucking faggot. Little bitch should keep his shirt on.

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  36. TopTwitsBlog.com | October 29, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    Honestly, we’re just surprised he can use caps lock and knows how to spell (some) words.

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  37. lucifer jonez | October 29, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    I pray to my enemy jesus christ that chris brown contracts the absolute worst strain of the AIDS virus & dies a slow humiliating death under the guise that all his posturing was because he was in the closet the whole time.

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  38. fitzwilly | October 29, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Black people are so special. I wish some of them lived near me so I could be just as special as they thinky they are.

    Yeah. Special.

    Not the exact word I was looking for but you all know what I mean.

    (wink, wink)

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  39. lilycat | October 29, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    anyone else think this is a future O.J. in the making? you can read the stupidity in his vacant eyes.

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  40. lilycat | October 29, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    anyone else think this is a future O.J. in the making? you can read the stupidity in his vacant eyes.

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  41. Anda | October 29, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    can’t explain how much of an idiot he is. i really can’t explain. no words can describe it.

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  42. Death of a nation | October 29, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    Any of you remember when this nation was operating smoothly? When we had jobs because we had industrial and manufacturing factories right here before NAFTA took them all away? Now we have the ugly crooks that run the media destroying our value system and making our little girls “tweeners” and little whore-wannabes.
    Once upon a time a coward like this would not only be a complete unknown, but you could say what you wanted to without being shunned.
    Funny how we can mock Jesus christ here but not say racist shit.
    That’s because America is no longer American. Protocols in action…the power! (never mind)

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  43. Jasmine F. Jenkins | October 29, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    It isn’t a “male never hits a female.” It’s “a gentleman never hits a lady.” Chris Brown isn’t a gentleman and Rhianna isn’t a lady.

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  44. Joe | October 29, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    #42 – when population demographics force the U.S. to apply all of its constitutional provisions to all of its citizens – instead of retaining all power in a conservative male white minority – it’s not the death of a nation. It’s the test of whether that nation was founded on truth or bullshit.

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  45. Drew | October 29, 2009 at 2:53 pm

    @Keesha, freedom of speech works both ways.

    Freedom of speech shouldn’t be abolished for specific people because you don’t have the guts to take an opposing, possibly cynical and inappropriate stance on it. Get a clue. You’d think Americans would be the last people to condemn freedom by any means. Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

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  46. Pete O'file | October 29, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    The Kanye line is actually pretty funny.

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  47. KIKI | October 29, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Dear Fish, BEST POST EVER! Every time you LOL LMFAO ect, I actually Laughed OUT LOUD! Thanks.

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  48. Dance_across_water | October 29, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    who actually respects this asshole? why cant someone shoot him already?

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  49. bey once | October 29, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    remember that scene in Airplane where all the people are in line waiting to beat on that passenger who is losing it.

    Where does that line start to smack chris brown up?

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  50. Serena | October 29, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    haha too funny!!

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