Chris Brown should stop talking

October 29th, 2009 // 96 Comments

Seen here performing in New Jersey this week, Chris Brown has been actively posting to his Twitter and fired off the following message to the blogosphere:

OFFICIAL ALBUM DATE: DECEMBER 15… GRAFFITI… NOW BLOG ABOUT THIS..LOL

INSTEAD OF HOW I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF RIHANNA… ROFL… AND SENT HER TO THE ER… LOL… THEN DID NO JAIL TIME CAUSE I GOT DIAMOND SHOES… LMFAO… NOW I’M GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER MILLION OFF HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS WHO THINK RIHANNA HAD IT COMING… LOLOLOLOL… KANYE TAUGHT ME HOW TO COMMUNICATE ONLINE… ROFLMAO

Photos: Fame
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  1. Jeff

    Looks accurate to me.

  2. I’d be in jail. He’s releasing albums December 15th.

  3. ????? ?????!!!!!!!

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    mmmmmmyyyyyyyyy llllllooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<3

  4. ????? ?????!!!!!!!

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  5. stupidass

    srsly though, why hasn’t he had his ass kicked by someone yet? shouldn’t this have happened by now?

  6. Shanker

    the fact this guy even has fans is beyond me. He’s such a flaming D-bag

  7. Shanker

    the fact this guy even has fans is beyond me. He’s such a flaming D-bag

  8. Jesse

    [Deleted for a being a racist fucktard. - The Superficial]

  9. Shanker

    He wins for most laughing abbreviations in one paragraph, ever heard of “haha”? what a stupid bastard

  10. Erica

    He needs to stop living.

  11. Princesspink

    Can I just be the first to day he looks extremely ballerina-like in that picture?

  12. Keesha

    Superficial…hmmm. The name suit you. Only a superficial idiot would be stupid and ignorant enough to bash someone whom you obviously don’t even know. But, I guess we do have freedom of speech right. I just think some people don’t deserve that right, but I guess it’s just me.

  13. A. Dolph

    Is he doing a Hitler impression on that first pic? Maybe all that jail time turned him into a neo nazi.

  14. Keesha

    Maybe you should just stop talking. It would make people (who actually have some sense) so much happier.

  15. Becks

    He’s still insanely hot though… don’t lie

  16. Deryl

    someone needs to beat this douche down….and I’m offering to do it if no one else will…asshole!!!!

  17. andrew

    Hah. Wow. What a retarded update. Is Chris Brown not allowed to promote his new album or something? It’s sad how pathetic people are. Chris Brown fucked up and everybody knows it. Making a big deal out of what he did after so much time makes you as pathetic as he is. He’s trying to move on, Rihanna’s trying to move on, why the hell can’t everybody else?

  18. D

    Two things: (1) these comments are moderated? I have never seen someone be SUCH a racist fucktard that their comment was deleted, and (2) Keesha, Keesha, Keesha. What kind of gossip columnist could only crack on people they know . . . oh right, you’d be Perez and blowing smoke up celeb ass.

  19. wowzers

    Dear Keesha,

    I know you probably have the mentality that a man only hits you because he loves you – because that’s what all your skeezy boyfriends have probably told you – but the rest of us in the real world know that a real man would never hit a woman.

    Chris Brown should be run over by a car. or three.

  20. Tim

    Thanks for deleting the offensive comment at #9. Everybody knows Chris Brown deserves respect.

  21. C-low

    This is pathetic, everyone needs to get over it
    Rihanna wouldn’t shut her big mouth and got put in her place. I’m not into hitting women, but there are some bitches out there who NEED to be hit so they’ll shut up and quit acting like their shit don’t stink.
    Women want to be treated equal, THEN MAN UP!!

  22. Catani

    @21 Say what?????? Bro….you need to get the shit smacked out of you by Chris Brown. And only THEN come back and say he deserves respect. That little piece of shit has to EARN respect and not just receive it.

  23. SO RIGHT

    Just like Kanye West. Narcissistic personality disorder with borderline personality disorder feaures. Typical of kids who were abused and/or neglected.

  24. Aly

    @23
    He beat a woman who couldn’t even fight back. I can understand wanting to slap a girl for being a pain in the ass, but he busted up her fucking face. That’s not okay no matter how you look at it. She had to go to the ER and he was perfectly fine. That’s not equality, dumbass.

  25. Kari

    Fuck this guy. He smacks his girlfriend up, gets off easy in court, flaunts himself breaking the terms of his probation, and has the nerve to act like he’s the one who was done wrong by the system? Fucking narcissist. The only reason the 2 posters above are defending him is because he’s hot. If it was an ugly fucker like Carrot Top that pulled shit like this, everyone would want him dead. Chris Brown sucks almost as bad as my ex-husband.

  26. Tim

    #24 – typical racist response, just like the original comment at #9.

  27. sunshine

    Chris Brown should stop breathing

  28. Irene Barcelo

    Christ and kanye should just hold hands and run off the face of the earth.

  29. Irene Barcelo

    TO CORRECT THE ABOVE TYPO:

    Chris Brown and Kanye should just hold hands and run off the face of the earth.

  30. Max Planck

    I didn’t know he was that ugly.

    I thought his knuckles dragged on the ground.

  31. Pernacchia

    This is what passes for a “musician.”

    Roll over Beethoven.

  32. jimmy

    Perfectly said. Hilarious post!!!!

  33. OTP

    What a fucking faggot. Little bitch should keep his shirt on.

  34. Honestly, we’re just surprised he can use caps lock and knows how to spell (some) words.

  35. lucifer jonez

    I pray to my enemy jesus christ that chris brown contracts the absolute worst strain of the AIDS virus & dies a slow humiliating death under the guise that all his posturing was because he was in the closet the whole time.

  36. fitzwilly

    Black people are so special. I wish some of them lived near me so I could be just as special as they thinky they are.

    Yeah. Special.

    Not the exact word I was looking for but you all know what I mean.

    (wink, wink)

  37. lilycat

    anyone else think this is a future O.J. in the making? you can read the stupidity in his vacant eyes.

  38. lilycat

    anyone else think this is a future O.J. in the making? you can read the stupidity in his vacant eyes.

  39. Anda

    can’t explain how much of an idiot he is. i really can’t explain. no words can describe it.

  40. Death of a nation

    Any of you remember when this nation was operating smoothly? When we had jobs because we had industrial and manufacturing factories right here before NAFTA took them all away? Now we have the ugly crooks that run the media destroying our value system and making our little girls “tweeners” and little whore-wannabes.
    Once upon a time a coward like this would not only be a complete unknown, but you could say what you wanted to without being shunned.
    Funny how we can mock Jesus christ here but not say racist shit.
    That’s because America is no longer American. Protocols in action…the power! (never mind)

  41. Jasmine F. Jenkins

    It isn’t a “male never hits a female.” It’s “a gentleman never hits a lady.” Chris Brown isn’t a gentleman and Rhianna isn’t a lady.

  42. Joe

    #42 – when population demographics force the U.S. to apply all of its constitutional provisions to all of its citizens – instead of retaining all power in a conservative male white minority – it’s not the death of a nation. It’s the test of whether that nation was founded on truth or bullshit.

  43. Drew

    @Keesha, freedom of speech works both ways.

    Freedom of speech shouldn’t be abolished for specific people because you don’t have the guts to take an opposing, possibly cynical and inappropriate stance on it. Get a clue. You’d think Americans would be the last people to condemn freedom by any means. Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

  44. Pete O'file

    The Kanye line is actually pretty funny.

  45. KIKI

    Dear Fish, BEST POST EVER! Every time you LOL LMFAO ect, I actually Laughed OUT LOUD! Thanks.

  46. Dance_across_water

    who actually respects this asshole? why cant someone shoot him already?

  47. bey once

    remember that scene in Airplane where all the people are in line waiting to beat on that passenger who is losing it.

    Where does that line start to smack chris brown up?

  48. Serena

    haha too funny!!

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