Chris Brown’s manager claims she didn’t text him

March 12th, 2009 // 55 Comments

It’s statement day for Chris Brown’s managerial team. First, is Tina Davis, Chris’ 40-year-old manager who allegedly slept with him when he was 16 and was the “other woman” who texted him the night he attacked Rihanna. Surprise! Tina denied these allegations in a statement to TMZ. Here I thought she’d confess:

The relationship between Ms. Davis and Mr. Brown is that of manager and client. There has never been any other relationship. The rumors in circulation are false. There are no emails between Ms. Davis and Mr. Brown of the type which have been described in media reports.
If the source of the false rumors is identified, legal action will be taken. Given the nature of the legal issues affecting Mr. Brown, Ms. Davis will not be making any further statements.”

Coming off the heels of that statement, is another one from Chris’ co-manager Joyce Hawkins who wants it known Chris is not firing Tina Davis, according to People:

“Reports that Chris is looking to replace his team, including Mark Geragos, Tina Davis and Mike Sitrick, are false,” says the statement from Joyce Hawkins. “There are only two people who could make a change at that level on Chris’ behalf: his business attorney Kenny Meiselas and me – and neither of us were the source of this information.
“To the contrary, Kenny told the media outlet that broke this item, that the information they had was false. So there is no room for doubt or misunderstanding, let me state unequivocally, that no change is planned or being made with respect to Mark Geragos, Tina Davis or Mike Sitrick. We are very pleased with the work they are doing.”

Oh, yeah, Chris Brown is pleased alright. Very, very pleased. Because Tina Davis had sex with him. Too subtle?

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  1. cate

    Domestic violence: because a man shouldn’t have to repeat himself.

  2. amanda

    why would anyone want to sleep w/him at all? dudes funny lookin

  3. Jrz

    HAHA! I love how The Fish Man keeps posting this same goofy fucking picture of him. Excellent…keep up the good work!

  4. havoc

    Manager denies sending text?

    He should beat the shit outta her….

    .

  5. amanda

    seriously, he looks like he just peed himself

  6. Alan

    Chris, I am really disappointed with you, how can you date with Rihanna but still hook up on C e l e b m i n g l e . c o m ?

  7. Lowlands

    Old post! Next!

  8. elvagree40

    I found a great site “”"”" WealthyRomances com “”"”"” It ‘s where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true! I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :)

  9. B

    They’re dancing around language. They assert that there wereno e-mails exchanged. That was never the question. It’s a text message that’s in dispute.

    You know, though, with all the crap that has rained down on Chris Brown, I might suggest that Rihanna recieve anger management classes as well, as she hardly has an unsullied record as far as striking out at people. I know it offends our sense of chivalry when the man hits back, but she started it by all accounts I’ve read. I only suggest that they could both use some counseling.

  10. Im getting bored already with these peeps,,,so if he doesnt make a record anymore will he be a one HIT wonder?

  11. she can text me.. i dont even know what she looks like, but..

    i’d hit it.

  12. Massa'

    The Ape class is incapable of grasping technology, and certainly are unable to read and write, let alone sending a text message. I doubt even most half-breeds can manage more than “ook-ook” on a good day of attempting a text message. This jungle bunny most likely attacked his ape-mate because he became confused when his cell phone started making strange noises. The apes usually lash out violently when confused.

  13. Max Planck

    These are celebrities? Sheesh.

  14. Sixpack

    Jesus fucking Christ, what is this? 15 minute updates with these 2 assholes? is there NOTHING else going on? Apparently not!!

  15. Carolyn

    Moon-faced, woman-beating dork.

  16. The White Urkel

    Do these porch monkeys even have the opposable thumbs to work a cell phone?

  17. Andy

    Tina Davis is not particularly attractive, plus she’s over the hill. She must do excellent “work” of the oral+anal variety.

  18. I half expect Tweety to fly out of his mouth…

    thufferin’ thukatash!

  19. “The apes usually lash out violently when confused.”

    That explains your drunken conception.

  20. Exo

    Ok, I confess to not been keeping myself all a’ jour with theese lovebirds,
    due to lack of interest.
    But, I must say, with that look on his icky face all the time,
    he should change his name to Sleazeball Mc Sleazerson.

    Damn does he give me the heebie jeebies!

  21. p0nk

    I’d hit her hahaha its a joke

  22. Still White on the Outside

    I wouldn’t fuck with rich port. He’s a badass that’s completed the single player campaign of Call of duty 4 on “veteran”

  23. Jrz

    I wouldn’t fuck with rich port….a) he’s married; b) he’s not human; he’s a god and c) he don’t do the horizontal bop with no bitchez from jersey

  24. Fas(c)hionista

    He’s a douchebag, she’s a moron for going back. Maybe next time he’ll kill her, go to prison (or not), and we won’t have to hear from either of them again.

  25. Kim N

    It is funny to me in Tina Davis’ quoted press release she says no (E-MAIL) of that sort when in fact she is probably right it was a (TEXT) message from what I have read. NICE TRY YOU CRADLE ROBBER!!!!!

  26. Darth

    (((BOO!)))

  27. me

    Dumb coon. Sorry for being redundant.

  28. Balack Oboombox, the socialist pig piece of shit

    Does it matter which nigger was lying?

  29. bootlips

    Look Mommy, a smiling monkey.

  30. feckless

    Boy I just can’t get enough of that expression on his face. Really, he should get some business cards printed with that. That picture could also be posted on children’s posters in school: “Don’t talk to Strangers” or Rush Limbaugh could open with this: “Would you buy a used car from this man?”

  31. bootlips

    The fucking monkey lips make me laugh.. LOL! Is there a psi number on them.. LOL!.. Why do nlggers have such big mouths? literally…

  32. Mr.Peanut

    I wish he would beat up Kanye Coon.

    It would be nice if we had a place where we could lock up all of these douches so they could just beat the cr@p out of each other. It would have walls, bars and armed guards. And German Shepherds of course because they hate black people and black people are afraid of dogs. FACT!

    Oh wait, that would be prison. Problem solved.

  33. Doctor Dot

    I’m sorry but these comments from Jane Goodall and National Geographic are pretty funny. I must be going to hell but I laugh my balls off when I read some narrative about “the North American Street Ape”.

  34. MaximumCarnage

    “I wish he would beat up Kanye Coon. ”

    He would, if Kanye were a woman.

    Chris Brown is little sissy with toothpick arms. If he were to swing at a man he’d he’d probably get a broken arm, body slammed and humiliated.

    Chris Brown and Kanye are both punk-ass diva bitch sperm guzzlers.

  35. Freda

    Look at the size of that boys mouth! He could fit BOTH of his feet in there. What a piece of human garbage! Little bastard should be put in a cage with a man for all to see the coward he really is. Worthless fukin slime!

  36. K-9

    To #32: Why are black people so afraid of dogs? I mean from children all the way up to grown men and healthy ones at that. Tell me now we aren’t fundamentally different creatures. There was a big strapping black dude jogging with a shirt on that read Security and we was worried about my old dog in the front yard. It was actually pathetic. I wonder how they fared in Africa all those years. No wonder they never amounted to much. Existential cowards.

  37. diddleysquat

    Yeff boff, they call me Teefuses

  38. Rich Ports Ghost

    I am such a badass, I hope I meet you nazi bastards on the street. I’ll beat the living crap out of your ignorant asses and then fuck you in those tight little asses!

  39. RichPort's Toast

    #18 – I expect Chris Brown’s 2″ shriveled pecker to be lodged in your mouth.

    What’s your point, cumlicker?

  40. Jane Goodall

    Changing of stories isn’t at all uncommon with North American Street Apes, as these apes can only understand the English language at an equivelancy of a 2 year old human. It’s also normal for ape couples to savagely beat each other and then resume normal behavior, grooming each other, picking ticks out of their fur, etc… Although very strong physically, the ape class is severely deficient in intelligence, mostly in the self-control area of the brain, which is virtually non-existant in the North American Street Ape. In some cases, when the ape class has successfully breeded with real Humans, then some physical characteristics of humans can be obtained by the apes, but their basic instinct to lash out violently when confused or overwhelmed emotionally is not subdued in all the cases I’ve observed. My conclusion is that the North American Street Ape should not be allowed to roam freely amongst humans, but rather should be kept in zoos for observation and used in medical and biological testing and research facilities where they can be the most useful to humans.

  41. Diane Fossey

    I agree with your hypothesis Jane, my conclusion is that the apes should not be allowed to roam freely amongst humans as well. I would have been able to publish this in my reports, but unfortunately I was hacked to pieces by a machette weilding South African Street Ape.

  42. Jane Goodall

    Well Diane, in some herds of North American Street Apes as well as South African Street Apes, they have been known to use tools such as spears, knives, machettes, and even firearms. Unfortunately, none of the apes have learned to use tools for anything other than violence and in assisting them in committing other crimes, instead of using tools for cultural and technological advancement. It seems that the evolution process has halted with the ape class, and this is as far as they will advance. I believe it to be their lack of self-control and inability to keep order of any kind within their herds. Which is understandable, since no other wild animal seems to be able to display organization skills or sound judgement .

  43. Balack Oboombox

    By taxing empoyers so much that they have to lay off their employees, I’m going to create jobs.

    Also, by spending more money than we can possibly steal from taxpayers, I’m gonna create more jobs.

    And by putting so many restrictions on industries that they are forced to move overseas, I’ll create even more jobs.

    And by forcing every worker in America to join a union, making every product in America overpriced and non-competitive with the world market, forcing every company to eventually go out of business, I’ll create even further jobs.

    Change!

  44. RichPort's Ghost

    I still can’t believe we have a fucking porch monkey in the White House. This fucking coon has already distinguished himself as the most inexperienced and failure of a President we’ve ever had. His cabinet are all criminals, and he’s stealing so much money from the taxpayers that the economy might never recover, and these anti-American shitbags in congress and this figurehead monkey are pushing through their socialist aggenda at rapid pace.

    At least when the revolution starts in a year or two, the military will be on the people’s side, and overthrowing the communist dictators in Washington will be relatively easy for our troops. I hope they hang Nancy Pilosi from the Statue of Liberty.

  45. Me in 2004:

    I still can’t believe we have a fucking hick in the White House. This fucking fake Texan has already distinguished himself as the most inexperienced and failure of a President we’ve ever had. His cabinet are all criminals, and he’s stealing so much money from the taxpayers that the economy might never recover, and these anti-American shitbags in the congressional GOP and this figurehead hick are pushing through their facist aggenda at rapid pace.

    At least when the revolution starts in a year or two, the military will be on the people’s side, and overthrowing the facist dictators in Washington will be relatively easy for our troops. I hope they hang Dick Cheney from the Statue of Liberty.

    #27 – 44 – slow day at the check cashing joint? That schizophrenia is a mothafucka, right?

  46. Real American

    I love how liberals call conservatives “fascist”, when the liberals are about as close to fascists as you can get. Silencing critics and wanting everyone to conform to their dilusional belief system. It just shows how uneducated and uninformed liberals are. The typical liberal monkiker is to accuse the opposition of the very thing they themselves are doing. It would be comical if it was happening elsewhere. It’s such a shame to see so many Americans being brainwashed by anti-American liberal activists in the gov’t controlled education system. Universities are ran by liberal activists and churn out dillusional sheep programmed to push forward their twisted fascist aggenda. They’re so easy to spot, they reply with the same programmed responses to everything.

  47. Massa'

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    ——————ooo-(_)-ooo——–

    Chris Brown’s baby photo…….eek-eek……

  48. Me yesterday:

    I love how conservatives call anyone who disagrees “communist”, when the conservatives are about as close to facist as you can get. Silencing critics and wanting everyone to conform to their dilusional belief system. It just shows how uneducated and uninformed liberals are. The typical conservatives monkiker is to accuse the opposition of the very thing they themselves are doing. It would be comical if it was happening elsewhere. It’s such a shame to see so many Americans being brainwashed by anti-American conservative activists in the gov’t controlled education system. Apparently dinosaurs are Jesus horses. Talk radio churns out dillusional sheep programmed to push forward their twisted fascist aggenda. They’re so easy to spot, they reply with the same programmed responses to everything.

  49. Tracy

    I don’t get it. Is here supposed to be good looking? I’m a straight female & I’d rather screw Rhianna.

  50. If you seek Amy, bitches!

    Yes, I am THAT gay. Deal with it!

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