Chris Brown trying to win Rihanna back

February 23rd, 2009 // 112 Comments

Chris Brown is trying to work his way back into Rihanna’s good graces. He supposedly called her on her birthday and even sent gifts, according to NY Daily News:

“Chris called Rihanna to wish her a happy birthday,” an insider tells us. “He’s absolutely trying to get back into her good graces. He knows he’s very much in the doghouse right now, and is doing everything he can to show her how sorry he is.”
But Brown seems to think a few well-placed birthday gifts can salve his ex’s wounds. He has already sent the “Good Girl Gone Bad” singer a diamond bracelet and necklace, an insider tells us, as well as an iPod Touch. Plus, Brown’s mom, Joyce, who is said to adore Rihanna, sent over a bouquet of flowers.

Holy shit, an iPod?! That totally makes up for everything. Rihanna should be the one apologizing to Chris for getting in the way of his fists because, seriously, we’re talking about the iPod here. You can’t just buy one of those in a store. No way.

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  1. Savalas

    Back off, jack off! That punching bag is mine!

  2. Top Ten guy

    Wohoo!

    Top Ten!

  3. Randal

    It would be a shame for Rihanna to take Chris Brown back and I do hope we don’t read about it first here at the FISH. Anyone with a skull tattoo on their hand is not worth it.

    Randal

  4. Rick

    He’s waaaaay overdoing it, giving her the idea he did something wrong. He needs to stick to the proven formula: “Baby, I love you so much even though you make me crazy! I promise I won’t ever again _____” [beat you/burn you/rape you/spurt diarrhea all over your face/wash your pussy out with lye and a wire brush/etc.

  5. meknow

    What a gentleman! He knows how to win a woman’s heart. Diamonds AND an ipod!!! ALL PR bullshit. What a spoiled mean butthole.

  6. Jade

    “I’m sorry you lost your eye honey, but look at it this way: if I hadn’t, I would never have bought this Ipod for you. And those prostetic eyes totally rock, y’know? Did you notice they gave you the wrong color. You’re like David Bowie now. Wait, he got that from drug abuse. Ah well, you know what I mean. Gimme a hug?”

    Fucking prick. I hope he gets an ‘accident’ himself soon.

  7. sin

    This stupid idiot beat her up and thinks he can get her back with a fucking IPod??? whats worse, that stupid jungle bunny Rhianna will take the abuser back because she is a fucking retard too.

  8. U-R-PlumCrazy!

    I hope the prosecutors are reading this, this is in violation of the Restraining Order! Sick a$$ woman beater that looks like a spoiled lil pretty boy needs to get his a$$ handed to him in jail!

  9. Is she crazy??? Who spiked her punch..?

  10. p0nk

    his mom sent her flowers, sounds like he’s ready for a serious mature relationship to me.

  11. Erik

    God, when the fuck is she going to stop milking this personal incident for all the publicity she can get? What a fucking self-centered bitch.

  12. Aunt Jemima

    Don’t forget he bit her about the arms and face. Just like that oranguatan did the other week.

  13. Kristin

    “In the doghouse”??? Understatement of the year. Try “on his way to the big house.”

    Anyone who thought that the initial “incident” was a momentary error in judgment on his part has been pretty clearly proven wrong by his behavior after the fact.

  14. linda

    Who will win? who cares…. I just heard a inte resting place ___T allmingle Co M___, maybe we can find some f u n there.

  15. Tom K

    Chris Brown: Hey baby, sorry I beat yo ass here’s some diamonds yo and an a ipod. So we good now baby? I love you, you just make me mad sometimes, you make me crazy yo! Please baby, Im sorry guuuuuuuuurl.

    Travis the Chimp strikes again! LMAO Dumb trash!

    Someone shot Chris Brown!

  16. Tom K

    Chris Brown: Hey baby, sorry I beat yo ass here’s some diamonds yo and an a ipod. So we good now baby? I love you, you just make me mad sometimes, you make me crazy yo! Please baby, Im sorry guuuuuuuuurl.

    Travis the Chimp strikes again! LMAO Dumb trash!

    Someone shoot Chris Brown!

  17. MrChips

    The last chimp that disfigured a woman’s face got blown away by the cops.

  18. Misty

    Leave it to a man….

  19. Amy

    Tom– seriously, I am dying. Here’s you an ipod, yo.

  20. kereen

    No one can blame him for wanting her back, she’s a wonderful girl…but not before he spends a long time with a psychologist working through his issues …we should leave them alone and hope for the best. Chris i still love u but you need to get some professional help and become a better person. Don’t give up keep the hope strong…..people for the last time …LEAVE THEM ALONE….IT’S CALLED PRIVACY!!!!!

  21. kereen

    No one can blame him for wanting her back, she’s a wonderful girl…but not before he spends a long time with a psychologist working through his issues …we should leave them alone and hope for the best. Chris i still love u but you need to get some professional help and become a better person. Don’t give up keep the hope strong…..people for the last time …LEAVE THEM ALONE….IT’S CALLED PRIVACY!!!!!

  22. all of us

    kereen howsabout you try out that professional help first, k?

  23. Chris Brown

    #20-21, stuttering bitch, don’t fucking try to tell me what to do. EVER.

  24. Jrz

    In the doghouse? Uh…yeah….just a fucking little.
    Sorry I busted you in the eye, bitch….here…..have a necklace.

  25. Jrz

    In the doghouse? Uh…yeah….just a fucking little.
    Sorry I busted you in the eye, bitch….here…..have a necklace.

  26. Jesse

    This is a little out of character. Normally after a domestic violence incident involving black people, the guy treats the girl to the finest cubic zirconia, topped off by special meal featuring a MIXTURE of original and extra crispy.

  27. sbad

    diamond necklace…. Makes it that much easier to chokeabitch. Good thinking, stud. If she gets bback with him, I predict she ‘disappears’ within 18 months.

  28. Thanks Jesse. I almost choked on my sunflower seeds!

    Maybe Chris Brown can write the next stimulis bill.

  29. mimi

    Why be so judgemental. The guy’s young and passionate not to mention fine as Hell! He’s hot blooded and you know what that means Ladies!!!!
    Yummy

  30. Chris knows his career is over. He knows that if he doesn’t do everything in his power to win her back, he’s done. If Rhianna takes him back that will be sending a message to all young men and women that it is okay to beat women and be abused.

    20 radio stations cut his music in LA the next day, and nobody wants to touch him, and it is a damn shame he lost his mind, considering how great his music was and how promising his career was turning out to be. I am sure his mom gave him a whopping to remember-but I am sure he won’t talk about that.

  31. Jose Pistola

    What a Turd Burglar.

  32. Mike

    Sure, he’ll be protested, but in the end PETA tends to go overboard and induce sympathy for its target.

  33. Dr. Gonja

    CB should disappear for a while or forever as a matter of fact most of the hip hop/rap bullshit should go away, ignorance is all over the songs. This just goes to show you
    you can take the boy out of the ghetto but you cant take the ghetto out of the boy.

    fucken coons to me.

  34. John - doesn't beat women

    @ 29 mimi…. you ignorant slut.

  35. I think we all know that the appropriate penance is two ipods and 30 minutes of cunnilingus.

  36. isitin

    What an ugly looking man. If this is the best she can do than she really has bad taste in men.

  37. Dr. Gonja

    Point 6 spook to me as a matter of fact
    In reference to the 3/5ths Compromise, where the US Gov’t decided that slaves (Blacks) only counted as 3/5ths of a person for population reasons 3/5 = .6
    HAHAHA thats you CB

  38. Amy

    Mimi: You think it’s “yummy” to get your ass beat? How about we ship you to Burma or Pakistan and see how “yummy” a “hot blooded” man is. Fucking moron. And I wasn’t aware that rapping about retarded shit and selling gum was talent. Well since you think that black guys, rapping and beat-downs are so fun, why don’t you come to the ghettos in Montgomery, Alabama? You can get raped, murdered, rap about air and gum, and eat all the chicken collards and watermelons you could ever want. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

  39. Hong Bong

    That’s Di Lo Brown from WWE.

  40. matt murdoch

    “in the dog house”? Why the hell isn’t this a-hole in jail? First for the violence, second for violating the restraining order. Oh, that’s right—he’s a “celebrity” and he’s got money. Plus Rihanna probably lifted the restraining order because she wants him back so bad. Apparently she’s never been with a real man. I agree with #27sbad, except I’d say less than a year and I doubt it’ll be a subtle as “disappearing”. More like the Hudson mess.

  41. Hong Bong

    @29 – Eat the peanuts outta my shit please.

  42. ItsFullOfPoop

    “Baby,I’m sorry about the whole beating teh living crap out of you thing.Also,I sent you a gift basket from Hickory Farms.It has cheese and some nice mustards in it.”

  43. mike

    If she takes him back she’ll deserve the next beating he lays on her. Trust me he will do it again. May even take years but he will do it again.

  44. Smart Negro

    Rihanna best come back or get an ass kicking like never before. We are Kings and she is a lowly Queen. We invented everything. Kill Whitey.

  45. KC

    “In the doghouse?!?”

    He should be in the jailhouse!!

    FUCK HIM! FUCK HIM! FUCK HIM! FUCK HIM! FUCK HIM! FUCK HIM! FUCK HIM!

    And Fuck Her, if she ever takes him back.

  46. Carolyn

    Somebody ought to punch those big white billboard teeth down his throat.

  47. bettyboop

    I say why is Chris Brown trying to please a crack head becayse crack heads can’t be pleased. Not to menchan how she is acting like she can’t stand him, and almost pressed charged againist him lets be real. No one disevered what chris brown fine ass had to go through. So Rihanna need to be the one put in jail w/ her big ass forehead; stupit bitch!!!!!!!! :)

  48. feckless

    Somebody please put him in a bad mood. That smile is another crime.

  49. Holyfuck

    Dang #47, are you really that retarded? Menchan? Deserved? Becayse?

    Seriously.

  50. bootlips

    Who cares what happens to moneys???????

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