Chris Brown sued for assault – by an idiot

May 28th, 2009 // 28 Comments

Chris Brown and LA Fitness are being sued by paparazzo Robert Rosen who tried to get a picture of Chris at the gym just days after the Rihanna incident. Robert instead got his ass handed to him by Chris’ bodyguard and is suing for personal injury, according to People:

Rosen claims he was chased by the bodyguard, who yelled at him after taking the picture while Brown was playing basketball, and attempted to run away, but an employee of L.A. Fitness Club allegedly “tried to block [Rosen's] exit and grabbed his clothing and body.”
Rosen broke free but then fell down a flight of stairs, the lawsuit says. The bodyguard then allegedly “picked [Rosen] up by his shorts, and physically assaulted him,” according to the lawsuit. Rosen adds he was “severely injured and disabled, both internally and externally,” claims he was falsely imprisoned, and is seeking damages covering his medical bills and emotional distress.
Rosen, who’s also suing the fitness club for negligence and other claims, argues its employees did not adequately protect him.

Okay, sounds believable. Except if you watch the video above taken immediately after the “attack,” Robert claims full responsibility for his broken leg, calls Chris Brown “a good guy” and says the bodyguard was just doing his job. If I was Robert’s lawyer and saw this for the first time today, I’m pretty sure I’d have legal grounds to kick my client in the nuts. Or at least give him an Indian burn.


  1. Que

    Que s-m-r-t (plus thug-like).

  2. Deacon Jones

    Agreedy Jew?
    What’s this world coming to???

  3. havoc



  4. What an A-class Mook! looks like being a fraud is lucrative, wonder what year is his Beamer!

  5. Zimmerman

    Oh Chris… He’s just a stubborn little kid.

  6. Pat C.

    I’m guessing he got some medical treatment, can’t afford the bill, and the insurance company won’t pay for it because they claim somone else (i.e. Chris Brown and/or bodyguard) is really responsible.

  7. G. Constanza

    “picked [Rosen] up by his shorts”


  8. Firefly

    Was this guy just working out at the gym and then took a picture of Chris or was he a paprazzo?

  9. a jew

    an anonymous oh-so-funny antisemitic ignorant retard?

    what’s the internet coming to????

    you rock deacon jones!
    way to go!
    i can’t wait to read your wit on immigrants and gays next…

  10. #9 – Gay immigrant jews are just about the easiest targets out there…

  11. sim

    what the hell is the point of this video? guy looks like a dork. looks like he got what was coming to him for chasing someone down the stairs.

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  15. @12 & 13

    Yeah, let’s “rally” against a gossip site for filtering out racial slurs. OMG! We’re so oppressed, everybody! I can’t say the N-word underneath a picture of Britney Spears. WE’RE ALL DOOMED!

    Fucking mook.

  16. It’s called a chinese burn, silly!

  17. ___

    #9, We get your point and it is probably a pretty good one. Just don’t act like Jews aren’t greedy though. Goldman Sachs? Israel?

    Come on now, at least come by it honestly.

  18. Jeezy

    All paparazzis are fucking douches. Get real fucking jobs.

  19. what?

    Of course the monkey has no problem hitting a woman, and leaves the assalt on a man to his bodyguard. Brown is a certified FAGGOT!

  20. Brandon

    This dude is obviously a monster douche, and #20 is 100% correct.

  21. Colin

    The only shit thats being censored on here is the verbal diarrhea coming out racist, inbred, trailer park, fat-asses who have nothing better to do than type racial slurrs all over this blog.

    Keep censoring those clowns I say!

  22. Danklin

    Chris Brown works out at LA Fitness? Jesus. I thought that only formerly pregnant porkers worked out at that place.

  23. Rhialto

    He should have asked to take a picture first.I don’t like strangers taken pictures of me as well.I don’t know what their intentions are,they want to jerk off?

  24. Darth

    @24 With hot girls taken your picture you don’t have a problem at all.

  25. Ananana

    what a fucking fail…

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  27. roy

    awesome! the guy got what was coming to them. The paparazzi just suck. It has to be one ot the most unethical jobs out there. What an idiot suing after he admitted doing it himself. (while stalking somebody no less)

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