Chris Brown still eligible for Nickelodeon’s Kids’ Choice Awards

March 9th, 2009 // 69 Comments

Because getting slimed is a prestigious honor, Nickelodeon will not tamper with the nomination process for its Kids’ Choice Awards, and the network is leaving Chris Brown’s name on the ballots for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song despite all that stuff about pulverizing Rihanna’s face and being charged with two felonies. Kids love that shit. TMZ reports:

Instead of being responsible adults and taking a stance, Nickelodeon, which airs the award show at the end of the month, is hiding behind their tiny voters. A Nick exec tells TMZ Brown “was nominated by kids several months ago, and the kids who vote will ultimately decide who wins in the category.”

I think it’s important that kids learn a valuable lesson here: If you act like a spoiled punk bitch and knock around your girlfriend, people will still think you’re cool. Also, you get to meet The Rock, so you might want to be writing this down.

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  1. Heywood Jablowme

    @50 – I don’t know but I bet there are some guys in the slammer who are gonna like it!

  2. justifiable

    #45 No, Up”Chuck” Darwin, these are not “facts”. Only in your little syphilis-raddled mind is that true, and you need to put down the AN biology book you’re cribbing from because you’re making an ass of yourself with every post. The reality is that you share the same blood types, same DNA makeup and same number of chromosomes as black people. (I’m allowing you deduct that annoying trisomic abnormality most of us think you have, just for argument’s sake). And believe me, they ain’t too thrilled to have you as a relative.

    Your new black president was a law professor and a graduate of Columbia University and Harvard Law School, where he was president of the Law Review. He wasn’t a C average pass/fail Yale legacy like Dubya. All of which means he’s a shitload smarter than you with your room tempertaure IQ. Guess that’s another “fact” you’re trying to run away from.

    Oh, wait, it was the worldwide communist conspiracy that hacked the Columbia and Harvard computer system and changed the grades, right? See, I just saved you from posting again!

  3. Tom K

    Nickelodeon is such a Jew run piece of shit!!!!! Those kykes are so hungry for money and ratings that they would still nominate an obvious woman/animal beater? (Depending on your view of Rihanna)

    This goes to show you that Jews are some of the scummiest, sleaziest, and most money greedy people on earth!!!

    I wish I could build a giant oven and put them all in there to BAKE!!!!

  4. meee

    he always looks like he’s squinting but raising his eyebrows a little bit at the same time.

  5. clooneytunes

    #53 Well we wish your crack-whore mom had aborted you into a shit-filled toilet years ago, but we can’t always get what we want. Weren’t you the one who was loudly proclaiming how wonderfully great and tolerant you were compared to massa’ etc. because you refered to blacks as “people”? Wow what a great guy you are, to be sure. Now fuck off and die.

  6. Balack Oboombox, the socialist pig piece of shit

    Is he the token nigger? they couldn’t find a different one? Obama too busy ruining the country?

  7. Tom K

    I’m sorry #55, my feelings on black people are alot different then on jews and I know you are probably jewish and all but the fact still remains……….

    Jews are some of the scummiest, sleaziest, and most money greedy people on earth!!!

    Perfect example: Bernard Madoff (Hook nose jew who stole billions from hard working people)

    http://www.newser.com/article/d96og7380/bernard-madoff-says-he-stole-50-billion-but-the-number-may-be-wildly-inflated.html

    Yeah, I don’t just spit out things without facts! Read up!

  8. alicemo

    you are so cool. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online club ———SeekRich.c om, by which you are seeking a sexy girl for extramarital relationship.

  9. clooneytunes

    #57 “Yeah, I don’t just spit out things without facts! Read up!”

    Unlike your mother who just shit you out, you mean? I figure it’s hereditary in your case. How kneejerk predictable you are. Sorry to disappoint you, but I’m a gentile. Is Dick Cheney Jewish? Jeff Skilling? David Lesar, CEO of Halliburton? (Hint: He’s moving to Dubai with most of the US Treasury. Want to make any bets?) I assume when you’re compiling your list of “money greedy” people those well-known Jews will be at the top, huh? Since some really great people died in 9/11 but human sphincters like you are still alive and posting your droppings it’s obvious the universe needs some correcting. During the next terrorist attack, please try to be in the right place at the right time.

  10. grumble

    No way should this guy be up for an award. That shouts to the world “Hey kids, domestic abuse is A-OK!”Unreal……….

  11. grumble

    No way should this guy be up for an award. That shouts to the world “Hey kids, domestic abuse is A-OK!”Unreal……….

  12. grumble

    No way should this guy be up for an award. That shouts to the world “Hey kids, domestic abuse is A-OK!”Unreal……….

  13. Unjustifiable

    Dear It #52 thing/subhuman, yes I have been ravaged by syphylis since childhood having spent most of my life living with and cared for by rats and molested anally by elderly winos until I was sold as a crack whore at age 9 whereupon I was boxed up and shipped to Turkey and used as a sex slave where I developed most known forms of venereal diseases and some rare forms barely known and 3 unique to myself and my pockmarked genitalia. My pus-dripping penis rotting over my perforated scrotum occasions maggots and one of my tapeworms sleeps there. Fred is that one’s name and he is my best friend.
    I am aware that all races are of the same specie and share many structural aspects you semen-lipped butt plug porcubine. Races are subspecies and subspecies become new species. They are different from each other. Not the same. Do you understand that Goob?
    Trisomic abnormality? I am actually missing most of my DNA. You see, I don’t have any limbs and I am a cephalic siamese triplet with an external digestive tract yet my anus spills into my navel and I vomit my feces and urine. I still have many lovers and am quite agressive in bed thank you very much!
    Obama is actually half hum I mean white yes?
    As to the worldwide communist conspiracy, I am more anxious concerning the witches of Zanzhellius. Not to mention diaphonous Txtxys and glowing, levitating sperm.

    Know what #52? I think you and I are going to be very good friends! I like you wanna kick my tumors?

  14. Unjustifiable

    Dear It #52 thing/subhuman, yes I have been ravaged by syphylis since childhood having spent most of my life living with and cared for by rats and molested anally by elderly winos until I was sold as a crack whore at age 9 whereupon I was boxed up and shipped to Turkey and used as a sex slave where I developed most known forms of venereal diseases and some rare forms barely known and 3 unique to myself and my pockmarked genitalia. My pus-dripping penis rotting over my perforated scrotum occasions maggots and one of my tapeworms sleeps there. Fred is that one’s name and he is my best friend.
    I am aware that all races are of the same specie and share many structural aspects you semen-lipped butt plug porcubine. Races are subspecies and subspecies become new species. They are different from each other. Not the same. Do you understand that Goob?
    Trisomic abnormality? I am actually missing most of my DNA. You see, I don’t have any limbs and I am a cephalic siamese triplet with an external digestive tract yet my anus spills into my navel and I vomit my feces and urine. I still have many lovers and am quite agressive in bed thank you very much!
    Obama is actually half hum I mean white yes?
    As to the worldwide communist conspiracy, I am more anxious concerning the witches of Zanzhellius. Not to mention diaphonous Txtxys and glowing, levitating sperm.

    Know what #52? I think you and I are going to be very good friends! I like you wanna kick my tumors?

  15. mike

    am I the only one who thinks this guy (chris brown) is a very sinister looking character

    there is nothing nice and welcoming about that face at all, he looks like a thug for sure (and beating his mrs proves it)

  16. Jennyjenjen

    @44 But the 95% of the military that “always” votes Republican are free thinkers?

  17. beautiful

    No one chooses to be black or white. Quit these negative comments about race. We are all the same in the eyes of God. I don’t know why the topic changed from Chris and Rihanna to talking about race.. This is not the platform for racist comments.

  18. Mr Brown should already have asked to have his name removed from this ballot, citing, perhaps, “extenuating circumstances”, … (whatever…) . He should have manned-up and bowed out gracefully in interest of the kids. They should not even be asked to consider this ballot choice given the current circumstances.

  19. I would punch him in the face of punching her in the face.I felt bad for him. Sesame heard he took her back. How I can feel sorry for him if he finds acceptable? Some of them even if I (not that I ever had that much to begin with) has lost respect for both.

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