Because getting slimed is a prestigious honor, Nickelodeon will not tamper with the nomination process for its Kids’ Choice Awards, and the network is leaving Chris Brown’s name on the ballots for Favorite Male Singer and Favorite Song despite all that stuff about pulverizing Rihanna’s face and being charged with two felonies. Kids love that shit. TMZ reports:
Instead of being responsible adults and taking a stance, Nickelodeon, which airs the award show at the end of the month, is hiding behind their tiny voters. A Nick exec tells TMZ Brown “was nominated by kids several months ago, and the kids who vote will ultimately decide who wins in the category.”
I think it’s important that kids learn a valuable lesson here: If you act like a spoiled punk bitch and knock around your girlfriend, people will still think you’re cool. Also, you get to meet The Rock, so you might want to be writing this down.