Chris Brown seems remorseful

August 26th, 2009 // 29 Comments

Hours after being sentenced to five years probation for beating Rihanna, here’s a clearly remorseful Chris Brown celebrating last night at a Hollywood club. RadarOnline reports:

Brown — wearing a gray vest with a yellow heart on it — was snapped Tuesday night dancing the night away at a club called Guys and Dolls in Hollywood.
At one point, the Forever singer appears to be on top of a table clapping and singing along with the music. He even had a “dance off” with a guy at the club.
The Forever singer was seen laughing and joking with an entourage of girls, and despite the fact that he pleaded guilty to felony assault, more than a dozen girls took photos with him.

“Hey there’s Chris Brown! He so beat the crap out of Rihanna. Let’s get our picture taken with him and maybe he’ll punch us, too! Tee hee!”

And yet I catch crap for suggesting a post-coital sandwich. I will never understand women.

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Comments (29)

  1. Fonz | August 26, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    first

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  2. Ryan the Canadian | August 26, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    5 years probation beats being anal fucked by a large man while pressed, face down, on the cement couch.

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  3. the infamous danielle | August 26, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Ugh, ew.

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  4. Inmate #2648927 | August 26, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Just another thug.

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  5. Valerie | August 26, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    I have to agree with you on that one, Fish. Some chicks are just ig’nant.

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  6. Lola | August 26, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    I would bet anything that the yellow heart bidness is a “secret” message to Rihanna. Losers the both of them.

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  7. bobby_da_Perv | August 26, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    nice fanny pack, what a skinny homo

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  8. Alex | August 26, 2009 at 3:16 pm

    No surprise, here. He’ll continue to make tons of money, get tons of endorsements, have his own clothing line, buy super exotic cars and be in the top 100 albums. It’s called a vapid, uneducated society. As long as his music “bump”, dat’s all dat count, ninja.

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  9. your mom | August 26, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    whatever. she hit him first.

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  10. dk | August 26, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    Thats because ALL girls are money grubbing fucking fame whores. They wait to rob some poor man of his dignity and soul, then take half his money; all the while getting fat as fuck and whoring.

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  11. ROUGH daddy | August 26, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    Yeah! The media is always looking for that elusive “remorse” when everyone in this country is up to fraud. And they’re the head of the snake.

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  12. dk | August 26, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Thats because ALL girls are money grubbing fucking fame whores. They wait to rob some poor man of his dignity and soul, then take half his money; all the while getting fat as fuck and whoring.

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  13. Josh | August 26, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    OF COURSE HES NOT REMORSEFUL THAT SHIT HAPPENED MONTHS AGO.

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  14. Randall | August 26, 2009 at 4:27 pm

    We shouldn’t be so quick to condemn him entirely. No one knows all the fact about what happened that night. Maybe Rihanna served him his his dinner cold, maybe she mouthed off too much while he was trying to watch Sportscenter. My point is that I believe that there are several reasons that make it o.k. the beat the ever loving shit out of a woman

    Randall

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  15. MS | August 26, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    David Schwimmer is black now?

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  16. Tom K | August 26, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    America…..ha!

    Only here could some chimp beat on a girl and be praised for it.

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  17. Hands up! | August 26, 2009 at 5:44 pm

    When asked with what hand he beat Rihanna with Chris Brown quickly answered.

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  18. Lactic | August 26, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    I can’t say I’d blame him – I’d be pretty happy and relieved if I avoided prison too.

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  19. buran | August 26, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    he gets what he technically deserves. i wish he’d get much more than that, of course. he had abused that lovely girl twice: as our beloved fairy, and women. he could have used his hands but never to the degree where she felt some pain. my wishes to you son of good lady to be executed correctly by some powerful man, while cleaning ditches.

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  20. jonelovejone | August 26, 2009 at 9:41 pm

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place
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  21. Ryan the Canadian | August 27, 2009 at 3:11 am

    Randall – your comments are a bit weak (sentences are all fucked up). This is not like you. Get some sleep, eat some carrots, leafy greens and get back to being you.

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  22. Peter Pumpkin Eater | August 27, 2009 at 8:34 am

    What a little fucking faggot.

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  23. Darth | August 27, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    He’s probably relieved now it’s over?

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  24. Rhialto | August 27, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Despite all he has had his media attention.Didn’t he?

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  25. Galtacticus | August 27, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    Honestly,i had to look for on Wikipedia for Chris Brown before this Rihanna-case.

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  26. 2spycey | October 29, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    i think we all should step back and learn from this , just to see how some women are so wicked , to provoke a man into beating them, i don’t condone a man beating a woman comming from an abusive marriage of 17 years ,there are always 3 sides to a story his,hers, and the truth

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  27. buy r4i | January 27, 2010 at 10:06 pm

    He abuses his girlfriend repeatedly and I’m disgusting? Also, I am 22, not so much older that Chris Brown and certainly old enough to know domestic abuse is foul. Never claimed I was perfect, but some things- like beating up someone you love- are pretty disgusting.

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  28. automatic litter boxes | February 20, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    There he is again … go away!

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  29. Autoclave Sterilizers | February 27, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    This guy just straight up creeps me out.

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