Chris Brown: ‘Of course, I remember’

September 1st, 2009 // 59 Comments

Apparently Chris Brown is already doing spin control of his spin control. After previews of his Larry King Live interview appeared online yesterday which showed Chris saying he doesn’t remember beating Rihanna, his publicist quickly starting firing off the following statement to media outlets:

“There have been reports on the Internet that I didn’t remember what happened that night with Rihanna. I want to try and set things straight.
That 30 seconds of the interview they used of me was taken from a one hour interview during which that same question was asked something like 4 or 5 times — and when you look at the entire interview you will see it is not representative of what I said.
The first four times – or how ever many times it was – I gave the same answer — which was that I didn’t think it was appropriate for me to talk about what happened that night. I said it was not right for me and it really wasn’t fair to Rihanna. The fifth time – or whatever it was – I just misspoke. I was asked, “Do you remember doing it?” and I said, “No.”
Of course I remember what happened. Several times during the interview, my mother said that I came to her right afterwards and told her everything. But it was and still is a blur. And yes, I still can’t believe it happened because it is not me or who I am or is what happened like anything I have ever done before.
As I have said several times previously, I am ashamed of and sorry for what happened that night and I wish I could relive that moment and change things, but I can’t. I take full responsibility for my actions. What I have to do now is to prove to the world that this was an isolated incident and that is not who I am and I intend to do so by my behavior now and in the future.”

In Chris’s defense, when you’re used to only fighting women, Larry King can seem a bit intimidating. What with his octogenarian elbows and constant demands for soup.

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  1. Que

    Que sorry cause got caught.

  2. Does he remember who told him to wear that stupid bowtie?

  3. fearsarewishes

    I want to post a word that has gotten the comment deleted and briefly suspended my account. I know that this post will generate comments that are far worse than the offensive word I have used in the past.

    I’m not going to post that word.

  4. Elisa

    Eurk, he grosses me out!

  5. trotter

    Burress, Vick and Brown. Can take a boy out of the hood………….

  6. Pilatunes

    Dressing like a cross between Mr Rogers and PeeWee Herman isn’t going to help you, douchebag.

    Seriously, Chris, you totally suck.

  7. Stephanie

    Why is no one asking rhianna why she is violent? She and Chris were part of the same situation. They are both abusive. Rub out that boner you have for Chris Brown new superficial writer. It’s really obnoxious.

  8. farty mcshitface

    i guess he is trying out for the north carolina gay mens choir. he looks very faggy.

  9. Al

    What the hell is the deal with the clown outfit he is wearing?

  10. CreoleLeo

    I see that there are s many of us who have done nothing wrong that needed to be forgiven…… Wow, God must be overjoyed with the number of angels we have here in the USA. But since that’s a farce….. Let’s get real, shall we? The young man was raised in a violent environment and environmental trends effect our behavior, like it or not. Sure, he’s sorry that this is ruining his career, but he’s even more sorry because he loves Rhianna and he has caused her pain on an international scale.

    Give the man a break………… He’s not a bad person just a product of the American household.

  11. Look at how small his cranium is, of course he doesn’t remember!

  12. CreoleLeo

    I see that there are s many of us who have done nothing wrong that needed to be forgiven…… Wow, God must be overjoyed with the number of angels we have here in the USA. But since that’s a farce….. Let’s get real, shall we? The young man was raised in a violent environment and environmental trends effect our behavior, like it or not. Sure, he’s sorry that this is ruining his career, but he’s even more sorry because he loves Rhianna and he has caused her pain on an international scale.

    Give the man a break………… He’s not a bad person just a product of the American household.

  13. Bigo

    What a fag!
    He’s sorry cause he got caught. Mysogynistic fagg*t!!!!!

  14. Haorld^Sick

    I nominate a new word for the Webster’s Dictionary:

    chirsbrown – (v) to beat a woman senselessly and un-remorsefully.

    Ex: Man, I heard Spencer finally chrisbrowned that hoochie Heidi last night.

    Synnonyms: Rule of Thumb, OJing [to a steeper degree]

  15. jzz

    I don’t trust bitches that wear bow ties.
    What an idiot.

  16. DrAero

    What moron defends this idiot? Stepahnie is probably a battered woman herself , because Rhianna is obviously to blame, I mean she must have gotten in the way of Chris Brown’s fist….

    And yes CrealeLeo, we have all done things that we need to be forgiven for, most of us don’t rearrange our girlfriends face (or any other) with a shovel when we see fit. And just an FYI, God is not real. Keep living in a dreamworld.

    Chris Brown is just another retard who think’s he’s better than the system, and can spin things to fix his problems. He belongs in prison, not on Larry King. They could make it a reality show, we could all watch Chris get gang raped by the inmates. That would be a million times better than The Hills or any of that shit about the Kardashians.

  17. Tom K

    OMG!!!!! LOL!!!!!! I’m cracking up. What the fuck is he talking about?!?!?

    Chris Brown: Nigga of course I remember yo, na it’s like, you know, na what I mean? Yeah son, on the interview I meant they used clips, and uh, I answered the question, but that Larry King his white ass, he be buggin, and you know, my step dad, but I don’t remember yo, but I remember yo, it’s editing cuz It’s all like a blur, but I remember some of it son, na what I mean?! For real though, see what I’m saying? na what I meeeeeeeeeeeean?

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Give this chimp an award for his stupidity and his publicity needs to be fired too. Motherfucker who is your publicist? The same person that came up with the excuse that it was R. Kelly’s brother in the video and not R. Kelly, when there was clearly Grammy awards in the background. LOL!!

    Fucking unbelievable!!!

  18. Tom K

    OMG!!!!! LOL!!!!!! I’m cracking up. What the fuck is he talking about?!?!?

    Chris Brown: Nigga of course I remember yo, na it’s like, you know, na what I mean? Yeah son, on the interview I meant they used clips, and uh, I answered the question, but that Larry King his white ass, he be buggin, and you know, my step dad, but I don’t remember yo, but I remember yo, it’s editing cuz It’s all like a blur, but I remember some of it son, na what I mean?! For real though, see what I’m saying? na what I meeeeeeeeeeeean?

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Give this chimp an award for his stupidity and his publicist needs to be fired too. Motherfucker who is your publicist? The same person that came up with the excuse that it was R. Kelly’s brother in the video and not R. Kelly, when there was clearly Grammy awards in the background. LOL!!

    Fucking unbelievable!!!

  19. anony

    I hear she is a big pain in the ass. Some say she has a tendency to be scrappy and most likely started it.

  20. Peter Pumpkin Eater

    Fucking useless piece of shit wasting everyone’s time.

  21. sunshine

    Not worth a bucket of spit.

  22. Come-Honor-Face

    Couldn’t we have sent him to jail for that pencil thin douchebag moustache. i mean come on people.

  23. Ghost

    This is all well and good but I won’t be convinced he’s really sorry for what he did until he and his stupid bowtie find Jesus and beg for His forgiveness.

  24. Captain_Insano

    Nice bowtie loser. Are you trying to out Urkle Kanye?

  25. Fyscho Looser

    @fearsarewishes,
    You got suspended? What is the word? What is it?

  26. ROUGH before dishonor

    Mistake after mistake with this kid. Does he know Madison avenue is fearful of black dudes in Bow ties….

  27. Poopie Stain

    Rough Daddy, Your hot! I am still using your short arms/ long pockets reference. You make me laugh till I snot!

  28. Nameless

    All this asstard needs to learn is all he has to do is STFU and make records with hits.

    You can be a murderer, drug dealer, gangsta, rapist, crackhead whatever but if you have a couple #1 songs…everyone tends to forget your flaws.

  29. Jammy

    LOOK at that fucking RETARDED bow tie !!!!

  30. Shannon

    WTF is he wearing???!!!!

  31. Del

    Sorry because he got caught?

  32. No Justice

    I love how he showed up to Larry King with his mom and his lawyer. Way to man up Chris, way to man up…

  33. What he needs now is a good deed that will make people warm up to him a little. And perhaps he can stop talking about the incident.

    -meream

  34. wtf

    “Of course I remember what happened. Several times during the interview, my mother said that I came to her right afterwards and told her everything. But it was and still is a blur. And yes, I still can’t believe it happened because it is not me or who I am or is what happened like anything I have ever done before.”

    Still not saying he did it. He remembers what happened but it’s all a blur? His mom had to tell him. What HAPPENED wasn’t him??? No Douche, what you DID was you, it was reprehensible and until you man up and admit it America is not gonna buy your lame little doublemint songs and your bullshit bow tie anymore.
    Give me a fucking break. what a piece of shit.

  35. Bill

    Who the FUCK is Chris Brown anyway? Is he some kind of singer? Why should I give a fuck?

  36. L.H

    oh m gee you guyz he totally wore a bow tie & went on Larry King we totally have to forgive him now!!!!1111

  37. I love that he says it isn’t appropriate for him to talk about the incident. Then WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ON LARRY KING? It’s not cause anyone gives a shit about your career you moron.
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

  38. Chris Brown

    Hi, my name is Chris Brown and I’m gay. I beat that bitch to give me some badly needed street cred with the retards and whiggers that buy my sh*tty music. What I really want to do is smoke pole and be some big buck’s brown sugar.

    Thank you.

    Chris B.

    P.S. If you quote me, I’ll run to my Mamma and claim I don’t remember a thing. Yassuh.

  39. Ceckel

    I wonder if Rhinna cares whether or not Chris Brown “remembers”. Check out this video for a cool look at what people are already saying about it. http://www.newsy.com/videos/chris_brown_pr_stunt_or_forgetful

  40. _me

    Yes, of course, I get it now.

    Baby blue and a bow tie is the PERFECT outfit for a woman beating interview / damage control (haha, no pun intended).

    Seriously, I thought only my dad still wore bow ties.

  41. What a pussy ass nigger.

  42. AdamYYZ

    He looks like a gay, black Tucker Carlson… That beats women.

  43. mjisdead?

    Chinese Americans call this the Year of the Sparkling Wiggle , thanks Obama voters, thanks !

  44. jimmyh

    Can we please stop this trend with rappers of wearing ridiculous pastel colors and douchey formal wear?

  45. vicmorrow

    Hey, who do you think is more thug Masta Killa or Chris Brown?

  46. What Up?

    Chinese Americans call this the Year of the Sparkling Wiggle , thanks Obama voters, thanks !

    *********************
    You are more than welcome! At least it is not the year of the bow tied wigger.

  47. kym

    Man are people ever jaded and quick to condemn. I agree with creole leo. chris brown is the result of a violent upbringing. hows a kid supposed develop any skills to get through this hard life when they werent taught any? chris brown is a result of our society and how we dont care about kids until something like this happens and then we throw them in the trash. why didnt someone take chris brown out of his violent home when he was growing up, and place him somewhere safe? thats the real question i wonder.

  48. Squeek

    He should have beaten her forehead back into place while he was at it. He’s 19, and she’s a jealous cunt. Get over it.

  49. Jackie

    nice bowtie, douche

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