Chris Brown making a country song? Sure.

May 24th, 2009 // 35 Comments

Somehow I missed this bit of news because I’m so focused on the real issues, but Chris Brown is recording a country song and might enlist some of the genre’s top talent to help out, according to MTV News:

“Maybe we’ll see an appearance from Carrie Underwood or someone like that,” said Robert Allen, a writer and producer who is currently working with the singer. “It’s that kind of song.” Allen further explained that the song is “just feeling like you don’t want that dream to go away. Everybody has a dream and you’re in it, but you wake up and you’re like, ‘Oh, my God.’ You feel like you’re still in that dream.”

I have no idea what that guy just said, but let’s see if Chris Brown meets the criteria to break into country music:

Born in the south? Check.
Arrested for domestic abuse? Check.
White? Awww….

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  1. frank

    This is the beginning of the end of the world!

  2. Theres not “songs” homeboy is radioactive! his peeps are still at the drawing board….

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  4. Dirk the Impailer

    From Charlie Pride to Darius Rucker, blacks have ALWAYS been welcome in country. The fact that they would rather grind than 2-step is a personal preference…

  5. nysro

    Country music sucks pretty bad as it is, how can he ruin it that much??

  6. Goobie Gillis

    I thought this guy was a nice talented kid. So different than so many of his counterparts, but I was wrong…Just another Bad Role Model misogynist dick.
    I would like to never look at his douchebag mug agaiin…

    Like you got your money Chris, not go the fuck away…

  7. M

    everyone goes country when their career is over.

    peace out chris brown.

  8. rey

    Once you beat a woman, you lose all credibility as a MAN! One hundred percent class A pussy! Be gone Brown…your 15 minutes are up fool.

  9. schwartzhausen

    Well, he does have a white mother. Or was it his father.. Anyway, the dude’s biracial.

  10. what?

    At least country music artists actually SING and have the ability to construct actual music. Unlike rappers who give themselves dumbass names and grunt over drum machines and overblown bass lines.

  11. LISA


  12. LISA


    Birth name Christopher Maurice Brown
    Born May 5, 1989 (age 20)
    Origin Tappahannock, Virginia, United States

  13. LISA

    You are thinking of West Virginia you moron!

  14. Gando

    Maybe Billy Bob Thornton can help him out lol.

  15. Virginia = THE SOUTH


    Three words: “Mason-Dixon Line.”

    Or “Get an education.” Whichever you prefer.

  16. WTF?

    I think he should appear with Miranda Lambert instead and help her sing “Gunpowder and Lead”.

  17. Laura

    re:Dirk the Impailer

    Charlie Pride, Darius Rucker and cowboy troy – thats about it. I listen to country music, and while the country music will take just about anyone, especially if they failed elsewhere (american idol, jessica simpson, little big town, jennifer from sugarland so on), they don’t like blacks. its really that bad.

    Darius Rucker has some success, but in country music, his songs and him, are white, poor guy. Chris is free to give it a try, and just to show you how messed up country music is, even if you beat girls, they’ll let you in, as long as the songs are about being conservative christains. No lie.

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  19. Joann


    get an education.. how can you not know Virginia is part of the South.. for starters there are signs and plaques posted about every 8 feet in the entire place.

  20. proteon

    Gone are the days of 145 comments for shit like this. It’s like we’re keeping armageddon at bay.

    You folks turned on Rhianna pretty much overnight so fuck it lets have a Chris Brown country cd and then you can whine 15 posts about it.


  21. Jeezy

    Keep this piece of shit out of the news…

  22. hah

    now he’ll be supported when he’s hitting the women he fucks… as long as he marries em

  23. Freekity geek

    @12-13 Lisa:

    How is Virginia not in the South? It was one of the Confederate States of America. Hello, birthplace of Robert E Lee, and from whence he commanded the army once VA seceded from the Union? I am a Yankee, and even I know that!

    You might be a redneck if you don’t know yer jograffeee… lolololol

    dumbass! ps: be honest, Lisa. Are you really Jessica Alba? OH SNAP!!!

  24. I didn’t read this post. I’m not gonna lie. All I know is that it looks like Chris Brown is singing into a dildo. That should make Rihanna feel slightly vindicated.

  25. Dread not

    What’s the name of that Merle Haggard song they talked about on, Family Guy? I Kissed My Sweetie With My Fist? Yeah, Chris Brown should cover that one!

  26. Snazu

    Well this is an audience that will actually will applaud his beating skills

  27. Dirk the Impailer

    #18, re-read my earlier post. Like I said, blacks have always been welcome in country music. They have CHOSEN not to go that route.

    Back in the 1980′s and 1990′s, I used to go C&W dancing a lot down here in Texas. There were always a lot of blacks that came to the clubs. It was just fun. Like me, it wasn’t the only music we listened to, but the dancing was a lot of fun.

    Blacks that CHOOSE to go into country music are always welcome, and even usually get a little “special treatment” since C&W likes that inclusiveness. But you can’t force blacks to want to do country.

    Heck, they just need to look at one of the all-time greats of country music, Mr. Ray Charles, to know what a great sound it is when you mix soul and country!!!!!

  28. matt

    Virginia isn’t the south dumbass. Good try though.

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  30. Eric

    Carrie Underwood must be really pissed that her name just got attached to this steaming piece of crap. (Did I mean the song? or Chris Brown? I’ll leave that for you to decide.)

  31. DMZ

    Oh shit, now this stupid Nigger wants to Fuck Up Country music too! Stay in RAP, it suits your dumb ass better shit for brains! Better yet, just fucking DIE!!

  32. Freekity geeek

    @29 Matt– Were you and Lisa born in the same trailer? I bet you had the same mamas but diff’rnt daddies.

    See my explanation @24 on just a small part of the reason “we” (as in U.S. citizens who DIDN’T sleep through history class) KNOW that Virginia is part of the south.

    You might be a redneck if you repeat others’ moronic musings in your posts.

    @20 Joann, Thank you for trying to help educate America’s youth, too. It’s scary out there, no?

  33. notsoanonymous

    Chris should listen to “Goodbye Earl” and think hard about hitting a woman again.

  34. RiseUp

    DMZ you are a angry racist motherfucking son of bitch, You all don’t get out much because if you did you would now that Chris Brown album is very very good and is the buzz. Country music is all you all have so we would let you keep that shit….Chris is already back on top search his name, he’s hot, you can’t deny talent. DMZ suck aides laced dick and die!

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