Chris Brown apologizes in statement

February 15th, 2009 // 157 Comments

One week after allegedly assaulting Rihanna during an argument, Chris Brown has finally issued a statement apologizing for his actions – by downplaying them:

“Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person. Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writing under my name are frauds.”

Okay, phew, he said God and his mom are helping him. Because had he just said a licensed therapist with a background in domestic abuse, I’d have to question the sincerity of his statement. But now, I’m pretty much convinced to have a daughter and let her date Chris Brown tonight. Who wants in?

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  1. Jammy

    I can see this pussy assed woman beating motherfucker’s brain up his nostrils!

  2. Darth

    He’s in the spotlights and because of that he’s a model role.That’s one of his responsibilities.Being famous is not always fun!

  3. rena

    Is him… Seems he is famous on some ta ll da ting place ____T allMingle Co M___ where are many hot models and handsome guys. Many tall singles find their lovers there

  4. Deacon Jones

    lol…

    He looks like the pet monkey in the first Indiana Jones movie!

  5. Andy

    Fuck off, loser. A repeat wife beater is and always will be a wife beater. We don’t need your kind in our society, especially in the media and affecting our children. Have fun in the slammer.

  6. Black Dragon

    Teh white man if you want to call him that got enough blood on his hands and in his soul to last forever. why not let a young man live his successful life without they bullshit imposed. The girl might have been giving him a hard time. She aint innocent.
    He should have never gone out with her she half white.

  7. Jrz

    TRANSLATION:

    Words cannot express how sorry I am that I’m now losing shitloads of money because of that bitch–if she was here right now I’d …….anyhow….. I’m going through the motions of finding God so all the companies that I had endorsements with will think I’m a better person and start paying me again. I have also learned never to drink and blog from my $7,500 per night Las Vegas suite after being arrested for pounding the shit out of a chick’s face; I now know that I need to listen to my lawyers when they tell me to just shut the fuck up and lie low.

  8. Smz

    Too bad, Chris Brown. You’re still a douche.

  9. Victoria

    He looks a whole lot older than 19. He’s gonna age 20 years in prison.

    And he needs psychoanalysis, not a pastor.

  10. TeddyBear

    Chris also has the worlds largest nostrils in this picture?!@#?

  11. ted

    Anyone who doesn’t think negroes resemble monkeys is in denial.

  12. *rolls eyes*

    Yeah but what about all the pictures of George Bush looking like some kinda chimpanzee with that face of his?

  13. The Intelligent One

    I BET his father is hoping his “fans” don’t demonize him. They wouldn’t want to lose the public’s money. Sounds to me like the only thing Chris is sorry about is his now crumbling career. Don’t support women beaters people your just throwing your money away if you do and supporting this kind of behavior. We all have a responsibility to Rihanna and other women in her situation. Its not like Chris is some kid who got caught smoking a little pot, this is a very serious and inexcusable thing he did. Violent behavior for the sake of teaching our children anything should not be rewarded

  14. A dose of non PC Reality

    The fact of the matter is that it is way more common and accepted to abuse women in the black culture than it is in any other. It shouldn’t come as a surprise seeing that is is basically an accepted part of their vernacular to refer to woman as bitches and ho’s.

    Now if you don’t get that, you are in denail, plain and simple.

    Also, is it just a coincidence that blacks can’t live in harmony with one another here in the USA or in Africa either? I think not. Slaughtering eachother is deeply ingrained in their nature. Just like dancing and overpopulating.

    Seriously, just think about it with a logical mindset instead of a PC one for a moment.

  15. Voice

    #85, I agree that many people use the bible to promote/further their unethical acts. People use all kinds of things to justify bad acts–politics, religion, sex, money, etc. That’s life. However, your statement that the Bible is garbage and that those who are religious are less intelligent lacks credibility. Those that take the bible, which was written when such customs of society were the norm, literally are irrational. I would hope that you would agree that most modern Christians use the bible as a guide spiritually and do not follow the customs of ancient times. 80% of Americans believe in God, yet we are one of the most tolerant places in all the world. If we took the Bible to mean that we had to live according to everything in the bible, this would not be so; we could not be a tolerant, free society.
    Also, your statement that those who are religious are less intelligent is unfounded. Christians believe in evolution. We believe in adaptation. In fact, the Catholic church does not deny evolution. However, we do not believe that one genus of species morphs into another species…there is no scientifc data to prove this…so why would I believe it? Even Darwin failed to explain how this can happen. Read his book. There is no scientific proof that one species can morph into another species. People oftentimes confuse evolutionism with Darwinism. People who believe in Darwinism attempt to make him to be some sort of diety. It’s very hypocritical really.
    Also, I’d like to see the statistics proving that those who are religious are less intelligent. I’m an attorney and the other attorneys I work with are all Christian. We work in insurance, ERISA, workers’ compensation (civil defense). If I were not intelligent, I could not perform the job that I do.

  16. suanita

    jsd………repeat your blathering to michael vick’s dogs……….and on another note, to chris brown, who totally disassociates himself from being the attacker: you are a bully, and hopefully your gravy train dries up. you deserve any and all recriminations from your actions. all the success you have been privileged to enjoy, and the best you can do is to beat the snot out of a girl half your size? because of your own actions, you will never have another shot at the star your wagon was hitched to. it will fade, and you will become another black man who shamed his friends and family. even letterman and leno can’t joke about you yet, but it’s only a matter of time that you become their fodder. dontcha wish you could turn back time, you jackass?

  17. suanita

    jsd………repeat your blathering to michael vick’s dogs……….and on another note, to chris brown, who totally disassociates himself from being the attacker: you are a bully, and hopefully your gravy train dries up. you deserve any and all recriminations from your actions. all the success you have been privileged to enjoy, and the best you can do is to beat the snot out of a girl half your size? because of your own actions, you will never have another shot at the star your wagon was hitched to. it will fade, and you will become another black man who shamed his friends and family. even letterman and leno can’t joke about you yet, but it’s only a matter of time that you become their fodder. dontcha wish you could turn back time, you jackass?

  18. suanita

    jsd………repeat your blathering to michael vick’s dogs……….and on another note, to chris brown, who totally disassociates himself from being the attacker: you are a bully, and hopefully your gravy train dries up. you deserve any and all recriminations from your actions. all the success you have been privileged to enjoy, and the best you can do is to beat the snot out of a girl half your size? because of your own actions, you will never have another shot at the star your wagon was hitched to. it will fade, and you will become another black man who shamed his friends and family. even letterman and leno can’t joke about you yet, but it’s only a matter of time that you become their fodder. dontcha wish you could turn back time, you jackass?

  19. suanita

    jsd………repeat your blathering to michael vick’s dogs……….and on another note, to chris brown, who totally disassociates himself from being the attacker: you are a bully, and hopefully your gravy train dries up. you deserve any and all recriminations from your actions. all the success you have been privileged to enjoy, and the best you can do is to beat the snot out of a girl half your size? because of your own actions, you will never have another shot at the star your wagon was hitched to. it will fade, and you will become another black man who shamed his friends and family. even letterman and leno can’t joke about you yet, but it’s only a matter of time that you become their fodder. dontcha wish you could turn back time, you jackass?

  20. suanita

    jsd………repeat your blathering to michael vick’s dogs……….and on another note, to chris brown, who totally disassociates himself from being the attacker: you are a bully, and hopefully your gravy train dries up. you deserve any and all recriminations from your actions. all the success you have been privileged to enjoy, and the best you can do is to beat the snot out of a girl half your size? because of your own actions, you will never have another shot at the star your wagon was hitched to. it will fade, and you will become another black man who shamed his friends and family. even letterman and leno can’t joke about you yet, but it’s only a matter of time that you become their fodder. dontcha wish you could turn back time, you jackass?

  21. suanita

    jsd………repeat your blathering to michael vick’s dogs……….and on another note, to chris brown, who totally disassociates himself from being the attacker: you are a bully, and hopefully your gravy train dries up. you deserve any and all recriminations from your actions. all the success you have been privileged to enjoy, and the best you can do is to beat the snot out of a girl half your size? because of your own actions, you will never have another shot at the star your wagon was hitched to. it will fade, and you will become another black man who shamed his friends and family. even letterman and leno can’t joke about you yet, but it’s only a matter of time that you become their fodder. dontcha wish you could turn back time, you jackass?

  22. suanita

    jsd………repeat your blathering to michael vick’s dogs……….and on another note, to chris brown, who totally disassociates himself from being the attacker: you are a bully, and hopefully your gravy train dries up. you deserve any and all recriminations from your actions. all the success you have been privileged to enjoy, and the best you can do is to beat the snot out of a girl half your size? because of your own actions, you will never have another shot at the star your wagon was hitched to. it will fade, and you will become another black man who shamed his friends and family. even letterman and leno can’t joke about you yet, but it’s only a matter of time that you become their fodder. dontcha wish you could turn back time, you jackass?

  23. Typical Dumbass response.

    He pretty much covered the bases: Sorry, Mom, Dad, Pastor, God, Counseling.

    Perhaps doing all of that before beating a woman would have been a better way to go.

    Discuss.

  24. Michelle

    Talk is cheap (or was it??!). Once an abuser, always an abuser.

  25. Charles Darwin

    Every specie on earth today is derived from ancestors hundreds of millions of years ago. Species begat species. I assure you the world is not a few thousand years old. Go back inside your little cave and trim your wife’s hairy pubes.

  26. Tom Tom

    What woudl you expect from a nigger with money, to act like a normal person, ha ha ha, fuck both of them

  27. Tom Tom

    What woudl you expect from a nigger with money, to act like a normal person, ha ha ha, fuck both of them

  28. Rage Against the Whatever

    The term “racist” is thrown around quite a bit here. I think you mean realist. Most black folks happen to fit a profile (completely acceptable term to liberals) of aggressive behavior perpetuated by the fact that their youth idolize thugs.

  29. jBiGGz

    Yeah , well i think it was more amusing whne it was called, ” Icke & Tina Turner”.

  30. jBiGGz

    Yeah , well i think it was more amusing whne it was called, ” Icke & Tina Turner”.

  31. one_ill

    i think i can see his brain.

  32. AllURacistCrackersRStupid

    DUDE, U IGNORANT CRACKERS TALKING ABOUT RACE ARE IGNORANT, U HAVE NO SENSE OF RACIAL PRIDE OTHER DEMEANING SOMEONE ELSE’S RACE,U STUPID FAGGOTS. U ARE ALL INSECURE WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM AND U NEED TO FEEL SUPERIOIR BY TALKING ABOUT OTHER RACES BEHIND THEIR BACKS BECAUSE U R COWARDS, ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, ALWAYS WILL BE. I BET US MONKEYS WOULD CHOP U PIGS IN HALF WITH YOUR PINK DICKS, LITTLE IQ’S ETHNOCENTRIC ATTITUDES, IF U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. UR JUST MAD BECAUSE UR PROBABLY STILL LIVING IN UR MOTHERS’ BASEMENT, PAYING MONTHLY ON A FIVE YR OLD DESKTOP WHILE SOME “NIGGER” IS SITTING IN COLLEGE BECUASE THEY HAVE A GRANT FOR BEING BLACK. U LIVE UR INTERNET ALTER EGOS THROUGH SUPERFICIAL, AND HEY THATS OK, WHAT EVER MAKES U FEEL GOOD WHITEYS. KEEP HUNTING, FUCKING YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS, U COKE SNORTIN, PILL PUMPIN, FARM ANIMAL FUCKING FAGGOTS. UNEDUCATED CRACKERS ARE THE WORST KIND, UR WHITE AND U DONT EVEN USE IT TO UR ADVANTAGE, DUMB REDNECKS WHO HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNETS,LOL

  33. ted

    The monkeys were the ones who rioted in France. This is what happens when a first world country panders to the monkey race.

  34. DEATH2THAWHITEMAN

    I wish that white people would all just chop themselves up, like the rest of the Jefferey Dahmers of the world. Every since the european caveman mongrel started to reproduce with its own family, u choose to infestate every corner of the world. NEWS FLASH WHITE PEOPLE: EVERYONE HATES U! Regardless, how much minorities act like they don’t , WE ALL hate u pigs. DEATH to the WHITE MAN. So corny, lacking style and personality. WHITE=DULL. I hope u all get leukemia, u fuckin pigs. You rape your own grandmothers, kill your children, and molest your daughters. U ALL do drugs and lie. White people also fit the profiles to which they are accustomed: liars, manipulators, deceivers. U will sell your own mothers for personal gain, thats exactly why nursing homes are filled with crackers rotting to death because their families forgot about them. Dont worry whiteys you’ll rot there too,lol:)

  35. the big kahuna

    # 134
    minorities act like they like us?!?!?
    HAHAHAHA
    MOST MINORITIES TREAT ME LIKE SHIT.
    BC I ACT LIKE AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING WHILE YOU JUMP AROUND LIKE MONKEYS ON WELFARE.
    you are what people call a dumb nigger, spic, whatever you are.
    i have plenty of minority friends who are actual HUMAN BEINGS.
    you are not a human being
    it’s people like you and this dip shit chris brown who need to be shot and burned.
    white people hate people like you and we wish you would go back to the country you came from.

  36. #135LIKESDICKUPHISASS

    STFU, u homo. MOST WHITE PEOPLE DESERVED TO BE TREATED LIKE THE LAZY BUT STEAL OTHER PEOPLE’S IDEAS ASSHOLES U R!
    #135 likes dick up his ass, and a black faggot probably fucked ur asshole too tight, so now ur mad. The only time u act like a human being is when ur sucking another mans dick…a homosexual human being. Fuck chris brown, fuck white people, and most of all fuck the #135′s of the world. Or better yet let the homosexual #135′s of the world fuck themselves and die of HIV.

  37. Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Nigga at a time

    Well, if all us crackers only got ahead from making fun of the black folk, it must have worked. P.S. you dumb nigger. Lincoln didn’t FREE your ass, HE FIRED ALL OF YOU! You haven’t worked a damn day since.

  38. Iambananas

    He’s got some bats in the cave.

  39. the big kahuna

    FIRST OF ALL I’M NOT A MALE
    YOU SHOULD GET THAT STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU WISH AIDS UPON ME.
    SECOND OF WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE REASON YOU ARE IN THIS COUNTRY.
    GET OVER IT YOU STUPID NIGGER.
    WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE ONES OUT THERE MAKING MONEY AND STAYING OFF THE STREET UNLIKE YOUR LAZY ASS.
    I CAN JUST IMAGINE HOW YOU LIVE.

  40. AINT NO RASIST

    DA MANDERIN CHIMP PREZDENT BOMMA WUZ BE GOAN CHURCH EVREE SUNDAY YO

  41. Anthony

    I don’t know about you, but I can see the future inside his nostrils.

  42. ishi-san

    WOW! this discussion got politically incorrect in all kinds of ways! ….and than i heard somebody saying that America is the most tolerant country in the world?? *rofl

  43. FuckDOGSMELLIN WHITEYS

    Yea u dumb wet dog smelling crackers, I live off campus at a traditional university, I work full time, no kids, no welfare, no food stamps. But i do live with white ass crack and coke heads, who shoot deer all day and live off of beef jerky. They smell like it too. I tell u, u white people, stink something horrible. They work these shitty ass factory and farm jobs, then they go back to their trailer parks, where they beat thir wives, much like kiss brown, then fuck their dogs. The only reason why white people are here is because they(YOU) stole this land from the natives, because europe(the only decent, morally correct crackers of the world) ran ur white trash asses out of a somewhat refined country. So before u forget where u came from, remember ALL OF U DESCENDANTS OF SWINE ARE IMMIGRANTS, much like mexicans. Except U snuck in here and killed everybody.

  44. FuckDOGSMELLIN WHITEYS

    Yea u dumb wet dog smelling crackers, I live off campus at a traditional university, I work full time, no kids, no welfare, no food stamps. But i do live with white ass crack and coke heads, who shoot deer all day and live off of beef jerky. They smell like it too. I tell u, u white people, stink something horrible. They work these shitty ass factory and farm jobs, then they go back to their trailer parks, where they beat thir wives, much like kiss brown, then fuck their dogs. The only reason why white people are here is because they(YOU) stole this land from the natives, because europe(the only decent, morally correct crackers of the world) ran ur white trash asses out of a somewhat refined country. So before u forget where u came from, remember ALL OF U DESCENDANTS OF SWINE ARE IMMIGRANTS, much like mexicans. Except U snuck in here and killed everybody.

  45. ted

    The difference between nigras and whites is, nigras demand to go to white schools, live in white neighborhoods, work at white jobs, and be received by whites. Whites on the other hand, spend fortunes to get away from the monkeys.

  46. bootlips

    Code words for Real estate:

    Good Neighborhood = White or Asian

    Bad Neighborhood = Monkeys gone wild.

  47. Jaquebelle

    Based on my understanding, white suburban teens represent the reason why the hip hop genre continues to thrive. And hip hop culture represents a segment of black culture, certainly no more than country/banjo music or Hee Haw represents white thought.

    Chris Brown is no more a credit to the black race than Jeffrey Dahmer or David Hasselhoff is to the white race. Those of a more reasonable and thinking mindset will wait for all the facts to come forth before forming conclusions that are not based on flawed gossip, juvenile/racist banter, and inflammatory derision.

  48. bootlips

    It’s funny how coons justify their behavior by mentioning a serial killer.. LOL!. There is one white serial killer for every 100, 000 violent coons.

  49. Jaquebelle

    #148: I cited Jeffrey Dahmer as an example that is recognizable by mostly anyone possessing the most rudimentary understanding of pop culture. Unfortunately, I am not privy to the exact location of your delapidated trailer park to cite more specific examples. God bless anonymity on the internet, eh.

  50. bootlips

    Pop culture consists of criminal negroes no matter where you go. i always find it funny when people whose architectural contributions consists of the mud hut can make fun of people in trailers.. LOL!. A porch monkey in Africa considers a trailer to be a 5 star hotel.

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