BREAKING: Chris Brown flips the f-ck out

December 11th, 2009 // 126 Comments

About 30 minutes ago, Chris Brown basically lost his shit on Twitter over his new album “Graffiti” allegedly being blackballed at major retailers. He fired off two profanity-laced missives before bluntly telling “the industry” to kiss his ass:

- im tired of this shit. major stores r blackballing my cd. not stockin the shelves and lying to costumers. what the fuck do i gotta do…
- WTF… yeah i said it and i aint retracting shit
- im not biting my tongue about shit else… the industry can kiss my ass

Yeah. How dare those industry jerk-offs give you a chance to still make millions of dollars after essentially braining a pop superstar because you have the temper tantrums of a three year old? I mean, Christ, what a bunch of assholes. You should probably punch them in the mouth. — Wait.

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  1. Andrew

    1st? F**k this joker

  2. Plagiaist

    Hahaha

  3. AVX

    Costumers? Are those people who make costumes?

  4. jonas

    so how long before he retracts that comment?

  5. michael kingdom

    his twitter postings have been pulled.

  6. Paris Hilton

    Glossy vinyl boots with white walls on a black man….so gay….and not that HOT

  7. stupidass

    hey dickhead you can kiss our collective ass too.

  8. erik

    Wait, what is a “store?”

    People actually GO somewhere to buy music? How silly. That would be like going to a building that sells books or something.

  9. heheheheheheh

    twitter’s gay. chris brown smells like B.O.

  10. courtney

    its tru he dos smell lyk B.O. i met him b4..but he;s a pussy’n'shit whiney lil bitch i h8 u chris i h8 u so much

  11. Corey Maltase

    Costumers?? Why would they lie to costumers. I can just picture industry execs and store clerks sitting in a locked room discussing how they are going to lie to costumers, you know cause they work with macrame and vinyl and all. Oh wait, wait…he meant customers? well that changes things…

  12. Keesha

    People are so childish. Where were these people when R. Kelly pissed on a girl and then released his album? Hmmm…. Oh and don’t worry. People who are so focused on holding someone back will get theirs. That is how life works. I hope everyone who is getting a good laugh from this is happy. Becuase when it all comes back around, you most certainly won’t be. I wish Chris all of the success and everyone else who wants learn, change, and grow from their experiences.

  13. Drew

    I’d have beat her too. She’s an annoying, mediocre, stuck up cunt.

    Then again, I’d beat Chris Brown for the exact same reasons.

    Funny how that is.

  14. Corey

    Costumers?? Why would they lie to costumers. I can just picture industry execs and store clerks sitting in a locked room discussing how they are going to lie to costumers, you know cause they work with macrame and vinyl and all. Oh wait, wait…he meant customers? well that changes things…

  15. Drew

    LOL GUYS A SPELLING MISTAKE ROFLLMFAOLOL

  16. Deacon Jones

    Jesus.

    What’s next?

    First they teach them sign language. NOW they can type. What are they going to do next, teach them how to work?

  17. elvez1975

    12 – Right on. Especially experiences where they beat the crap out of a woman.

    How about this for a lesson? If you beat up (and I mean beat the fuck up) a woman, then retailers have every right to say “We’re not going to sell this jerk’s stuff”.

  18. LISTEN HERE ALL YOU PEOPLE, I’M GONNA FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU BELIEVE MY WORDS!!!!!!!!

    THESE FISTS BE FLYING,
    I’M DONE TONGUE TIEING
    I’M COMING YOUR WAY,
    THIS IS MY DAY

    IMA GETCH YOU ALL, IMA SHOW YOU MY POWER

  19. Drew

    LOL GUYS A SPELLING MISTAKE ROFLLMFAOLOL

  20. Photoshop Police

    IMA ? Who is Ima?

  21. Nice! The jerk finally gets the treatment he deserves!

  22. creolequeen

    YAY!!!! I am so happy they are doing this. Too bad Rhianna doesn’t have a good excuse while her album sales suck. ;-(

  23. creolequeen

    YAY!!!! I am so happy they are doing this. Too bad Rhianna doesn’t have a good excuse while her album sales suck. ;-(

  24. Angel

    Who freaking cares if some of his words are misspelled? Damn people always want to be walking spell checkers, and shit I know the stores over here better not be hiding them.

  25. Richard McBeef

    no one had even heard of this ass until he beat up that alien bitch.

  26. Richard McBeef

    @12 – I would love to bash in your fucking face just like he did that alien bitch.

    When it all comes back around? What the fuck are you talking about?

    Oh yeah you’re right, I’m laughing now but after I beat shit out of some woman and walmart doesn’t sell my records i’ll have a hissy fit. I see your point now.

    GO FUCK YOUR SELF.

    KEESHA IS A DOG’S NAME.

  27. mckinzzz

    The store shelves should be fully stocked because you can get it free at the link below:

    http://www.multiupload.com/BJYKR73EPZ

  28. Do FreeBird

    Wow! And all this time I thought the reasonI wasn’t buying his album was because he’s a no talent dick head who beats up women,

    Besides, he needs to date a REAL woman – like Adam Lambert.

  29. radio_babylon

    @24: because it makes you look like a fucking retard when you spell like a fucking retard? and making fun of fucking retards is timeless entertainment?

  30. why do you cry so much about chris brown? he’s a lucky bastard for sure, but it’s not like he went around kililng people.

  31. Filberto Hollodong

    He should just come out of the closet already. There are people who would love him

  32. Lynsey

    Chris Brown is a J-O-K-E!! Time for another hobby – you’re a has been!

  33. Animal Handler

    C’mon people don’t expect a negroid to act like a caucasian. They are 100,000 years apart from us. Not sure what their continents’ big achievment was…bone in the nose perhaps?

  34. Keesha

    @ #17: Why don’t they just not order his album in the first place if they don’t want to sell it? They are being retarded and wasting people’s time, especially the ones who want to actually buy his album.

  35. Keesha

    @ #26: I would LOVE to see you TRY and carry out your threat. And how dare you insult me? You WILL most certainly get yours one day. Do NOT worry.

  36. timmy the dying boy

    Gotta love Chris Brown. A real class act, all the way.

  37. I don’t get what the big deal is. Chris Brown has black balls.

  38. Donk Donkerson

    Wah!!!! there shouldn’t be consequences for me just because I beat women! Wah!

  39. @12

    Actually I believe that its Chris Brown’s karma coming back around. This guy has yet to give a sincere apology without whining about how he is being picked on. He has done interview after interview of whining, his own mother was beaten and he can’t even fathom that it could have possibly effected him (no deep thoughts on his part), he’s just like of course I’m sorry – now buy my records!!

  40. giz

    what the fuck does he have to do?? who else does he have to pretend to be sorry to?!?!?! god, chris brown, your life is so hard.

  41. giz

    what the fuck does he have to do?? who else does he have to pretend to be sorry to?!?!?! god, chris brown, your life is so hard.

  42. annie

    ooohhh pls ppl still go see bobby brown in concert or watch polanski movies, hell even gary glitter is outta jail..
    besides. rihanna beat him too, they both were in a violent relationship.
    get over it

  43. Ok Keesha

    Ok obviously Keesha didn’t understand 26′s comments – he’s being ironic girl – he’s saying that he’s going to beat you up and shouldn’t have any consequences -just like Chris Brown.

    I don’t agree with the rest of his statement, but just try not to empathize so much with a star who will still have millions of dollars after all is said and done. He’s young and still has a future, but he def needs work on the growing up part.

  44. Keesha

    @ #43: I agree with you. I just get passionate about this like I do know him, which isn’t right, but I just can’t stand it when people are so unforgiving. I do think he should have waited a while before releasing an album, but he DID make the decision to do so.

  45. ohhh pls

    Wow there are some messed up girls in this post, I don’t see Chris brown being beaten to a pulp – was he passed out with contusions on his head? Or did I miss that part? Sure his career will probably rebound – but I’m glad to see Annie will go back to her boyfriend after he knocks her out.

  46. elvez1975

    Keesha – If you think he should have waited, then you should understand that not everyone (including companies sensitive about their image) may have changed their minds about being associated with him. They may have decided that a guy who would turn a woman’s face into hamburger meat (and who has never really owned up to what he did) maybe doesn’t send the right message around Christmas time. He needs to be a man about this and stop whining about a situation he created.

    Deal with it.

  47. Rick

    He SHOULD be pissed. Some unstable screechy bitch STARTS a fight with him, then all the fat hairy castrators pile in and, as always, use “domestic violence” as a weapon against men, and then stores are spineless and collude with the fat hairy castrators in preventing the guy from making a living. Typical.

  48. @44

    Yeah Chris just needed to wait a little longer on the releasing an album part. People do forget if your work is good – like the other guys mentioned, and obviously not as bad as explaining away rape of a 13 year old. He just needs to take a break from the spotlight – take time to reflect and maybe spend time with families of domestic violence – as Rhianna probably should (if she was violent).

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  50. Champ

    What sucks more, asshats that use Twitter and think anyone gives a fuck what you are doing ‘right now’ – OR…Chris’ new album.

    Toss up.

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