Chris Brown is an idiot

August 28th, 2009 // 33 Comments

So not only did Chris Brown make himself look like an unremorseful fuckwit by going clubbing right after being sentenced to five years probation for assaulting Rihanna, but it turns out he did so in violation of his probation. Amazing. E! News reports:

The singer hit the nightspot Guys & Dolls just hours after receiving a probation order in court requiring the 20-year-old to “abstain from the use of all alcoholic beverages and stay out of places where they are the chief item of sale.”
Los Angeles Probation Department Spokeswoman Kari Webb tells E! News that if Chris Brown broke his probation by being at a “21 and up” establishment, “It won’t be taken lightly.”
“Any time you break the law, you’re in violation,” Webb told E! News when asked whether being underage in a bar would be a probation violation. “If you break the law, you’re in trouble.”
So did Brown break the law?
John Carr of the Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control tells E! News that Guys & Dolls holds a Type 48 liquor license, which makes it a bar or nightclub and not a restaurant. This means that no one under 21 can legally be on the premises unless they have been hired as a performer.
Carr also says that even if an underage entertainer is working in a bar or nightclub, they are required by law to stay in an area where no alcohol is being served or consumed.
While Brown wasn’t seen drinking anything but water, his table ordered 10 bottles of champagne.

Of course, no one is pursuing the matter because why go after a kid who just made a mockery of the justice system with his celebrity status then pissed in everybody’s faces by going clubbing afterward? I honestly don’t see how there’s an example there.

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  1. Que

    Que news flash.

  2. Kokopure

    He should’ve gone to jail the first time he was sentenced; maybe this time the judge will wisen up.

  3. Mike Oxbhig

    shocker…

    THANKS CHRIS BROWN for perpetuating the black lifestyle and proving all the jokes, comments, stories, statistics etc are ALL TRUE and fit like a glove.

  4. judge fudge

    damn. this guys and dolls place is where it’s at. Douchebags beating up playboy models, douchebags violating probation… sounds like a good time. Guys & Dolls. Maybe it’s like back in the day. A couple tommy guns and some bouncers finishing statements with ‘see’ and it’s a party. Could change the name to Douchebaggery and it’d be all good.

  5. Deeznutz

    You can take a coon out of the hood but you can’t take the hood out of the coon. See that…I didn’t say nigger. Don’t want to be a biggot.

  6. King

    Why are people still paying any attention to Chris Brown? Why is he getting invited to Larry King? By giving him a venue to reach out to the public we are only legitimizing him. I would encourage everyone to reach out to Larry King and express the discontent with having Chris Brown on his show, further reach out to Larry Kings sponsors, Chris Brown deserves to disappear to nothingness. Lesson learned, you beat up a dog (Vick) you go to jail, you beat up a chick you get bottle service.

  7. Peter Pumpkin Eater

    Chris Brown is a little fucking faggot and should rot in jail.

  8. Rade7

    What mockery of the justice system? He got a harsher sentence than most people would, he got boned for being a celebrity! The judge even refused to sentence him till she had assurances that he would have to do physical labor and not community labor like mentoring or PSAs!

  9. Rade7

    What mockery of the justice system? He got a harsher sentence than most people would, he got boned for being a celebrity! The judge even refused to sentence him till she had assurances that he would have to do physical labor and not community labor like mentoring or PSAs!

  10. Theo

    I think the real crime here is that gay little vest he’s wearing.

  11. asdf

    Thank you ‘the superficial’ for perpetuating the stereotypes of how arrogant and self righteous mainstream whites are. First you don’t sensationalize your a-list white women assaulters – Jack Nicholson,Sean Penn,Charlie Sheen,Christian Slater,et. al, then you keep on and on and on with the demonization of this kid. He has had 7 months to hide and sit down and think about what he did wrong, all while having to write songs and honor the contract he’s under with his record label. So the night this 7 months of drama are over – he goes out to vent – what is so wrong with that? I don’t think he even had to report for probation until 72 hours after his sentencing. And he got a more severe sentence than the average person would have got. No first time offender , with no criminal record at all, would have been charged with TWO felonies for ‘fighting’ with their girlfriend. Rihanna sustained no permanent damage, no serious damage, no broken anything – she was out and about in less than 2 weeks. I hope the way this incident has been blown out of proportion by the media, makes them realize how biased they are in their reporting. But I know that wont happen -it doesn’t change here in America..

  12. Nanotyrannus

    Oh God (Thor), now we’re going to be tortured with a new video of him saying that violating his probation goes against everything his mommy and spiritual adviser taught him and blah blah blah…

    Lots of things don’t cause permanent damage, “asdf”. Getting fucked in the ass. Getting my dick shoved in your mouth. Leaving you in the park in your underwear. None of that is really bad, ’cause you’d be up and around in no time.

    Which one of you boys is up first?

  13. ROUGH daddy

    Wow they need to have this Guys and Dolls in NYC, I’m in the mood to break the law…

  14. WTF

    @11, maybe you should look down at the Joe Francis post right below this one before opening your mouth, Motumbo. Fish rails on celebrity douchebags regardless of the color of their skin. Something you obviously don’t with your “mainstream whites” bullshit. Chris Brown is a punk who hospitalized a chick because she didn’t like he was fucking another chick. But he cried about it and consulted his preacher, let’s set him free! Get the fuck out of here.

  15. Die soon, please

    This dude is a pathetic whiny douchebag. He beat down his girlfriend & basically got away with it (no jailtime). Now, he arrogantly (and very STUPIDLY) flips off the judge by immediately going clubbing & drinking. Since it’s been documented that this was the case, he’s in violation of his sentence & needs to be remanded. Toss his little pussy ass in jail & see what happens.

    Unfortunately, this is LA, where celebrity criminals get to use their celebrity to escape jail sentences. He’ll probably be forced to give a concert to raise charity money or something “strenuous” like that. The sooner LA gets nuked, the better…

  16. Hiss

    Put. Him. In. Jail.
    Either we treat everyone equally, regardless of skin color and social status, or we hire million dollar lawyers for every defendant. There are MILLIONS of men, black and white (but mostly black, thanks lingering racism) in jail for far, far less. I refuse to accept a country where one black guy will go to jail for selling an ounce of weed, and a richer black guy (or any white guy) will beat his girlfriend up, get probation, and immediately break it. Fuck that.

  17. huh??

    @11 yeah, let’s put the message out there to all the ladies and wife beaters.,, it’s ok if you beat a woman up, as long as you don’t break any bones and and she can recover from the beating in 2 weeks! then we’ll make those loser wife beaters sit in a corner for 7 months to THINK about what they did wrong while they earn millions of dollars singing crap music. right.

    you’re fucking delusional!

    I wonder if you would respond the same way if a woman you cared a lot about got treated the same way by some loser like Chris Brown. Or.. perhaps this is how you treat women and so it seems like what Chris Brown did was perfectly normal and acceptable behavior. I just think it’s rather bizarre and disturbing that you think that a man pummeling a woman is just your typical “fight.”

    btw, Chris Brown PLEAD GUILTY to the charges against him. He got what was coming to him, but he really deserves much worse. My bet? He’ll end up beating a woman to death some time in the near future. Once a beater, always a beater.

  18. fearsarewishes

    Word.

  19. Clamhammer

    YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY…I got jail……I got jail………….Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

  20. Josh

    Like someone said, it happened 7 months ago. Everyone is over it already. Him and Rihanna. Its not like he just beat her up last week.

  21. Clamhammer

    shut up josh. go slap yo mama around. you’ll both get over it. asshat.

  22. MEMII

    thank u josh get ova it ppl u all hold grudges a little 2 damn much
    move on from da subject damn!!!

  23. Tre

    asdf – Give me a fucking break. When some of those stories first broke out they were ALL OVER THE PLACE. I couldn’t look anywhere without seeing something about Nicholson, for instance.

    Take your, ‘He’s only being hated on for being a woman-beating fuckwad *because he’s black*’ BS somewhere there HASN’T been any news outlets available for the last fistful of years because I’m not about to fall for that. Seen it, read them all. A POS wifebeater is a POS, regardless of his skin color.

  24. Gando

    Although he didn’t consume alcoholic drinks himself he should have read the probation order more careful.

  25. Darth

    Maybe he’ll get for this a lil warning or somethin.

  26. Danklin24

    lmao @ the guys in front. They look so gay. Like omg can you believe this shit, naw man i cant believe it we should have some sex later dawg. Word

  27. Danklin24

    #8 are you fucking retarded? He beat the shit out of a human being, a female human being at that, and you say that he got it harsher than most people would? This guy deserves to be shoved in a jail cell and have five black guys take turns raping him in the ass. You dont fucking hit women no matter what. This guy is a scumbag for going out partying after this shit. He’s celebrating that he dodged a jail sentence. Fucker.

  28. Danklin24

    Josh that has to be the fucking dumbest statement ive heard on this website. Why dont you tell a woman that got raped to just get over it because it happened six months ago. Or better yet, tell all the mothers, fathers and children that lost a loved one on 9/11 to just get the fuck over it since it was 8 years ago. You’re the epitome of a douchebag.

  29. RichPort's Fucking Fish Dude In The Ass Right Now

    Fucking NEGRO, … delete it again ‘Fish faggot!

  30. marc

    Yeah, we need to get him behind bars immediately. It’s not like there’s a financial crisis in California and jails are expensive and overcrowded. No, we need to get this guy locked up for at least 5 years for being at a club. That’s a terrible violation, who knows what could be next, listening to rap music?

  31. marc

    Yeah, we need to get him behind bars immediately. It’s not like there’s a financial crisis in California and jails are expensive and overcrowded. No, we need to get this guy locked up for at least 5 years for being at a club. That’s a terrible violation, who knows what could be next, listening to rap music?

  32. Muffy

    asdf, I agree with you!

    I’m not saying it’s okay to beat up your girlfriend or BOYFRIEND, but it’s *beep* up how America is full of so many hypocrites. Did Chris Brown murder your *beep* mother? If not, move *beep* on, and STFU.

  33. Muffy

    Typo: Move the *beep* on!

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