Chris Brown: How lightly will his wrist get slapped?

March 5th, 2009 // 107 Comments

Chris Brown could be formally charged when he appears in court today after his Feb. 8 arrest for allegedly/definitely beating Rihanna. A FOX affiliate has acquired police notes from the scene that detail the attack which was initiated after Rihanna read “a three-page text message from another woman” on Chris’ phone. TMZ reports:

Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna’s head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving, according to the detective’s notes.
Blood spattered all over Rihanna’s clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood.
Brown allegedly told Rihanna, “I’m going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and see.”
Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.”
Brown then replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you.”
According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock — she almost lost consciousness.

But if that’s not adorable enough, E! News reports Chris’ lawyers are hashing out a plea deal and his reunion with Rihanna has seriously hampered the prosecution’s case. Whee:

Sources close to the negotiations tell E! News that the R&B star’s attorneys are in talks with the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office about a possible plea deal that would see Brown wind up with probation–rather than jail time–for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend Rihanna on Feb. 8.
Although the D.A. just received the case from the Los Angeles Police Department today, Brown’s A-list defense attorney Mark Geragos began powwowing with prosecutors earlier in the week.
“They have a victim who’s back together with her alleged attacker, and some conflicting statements from each side,” says the source. “It’s not the slam dunk they hoped it would be.”

So for beating the living crap out of his girlfriend, Chris Brown has had the following happen to him:

1. Had sex on a diamond bed in P. Diddy’s mansion after she took him back.
2. Probably ducked any jail time whatsoever.
3. Got to ride a jet ski.

I don’t want to say the wrong message has been sent here, but I heard next time he’s hoping to fly a jet. You know, because he loves Rihanna so much.

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  1. loveme2day

    I think that we should not throw stones. No one knows what really happened in that car. Everyone should let rihanna work things out and let Chris Brown work his stuff out. If he has violent tendencies that is HIS flaw and he should be able to deal with it in provate. Being a celebrity does not make you an automatic spokesperson for victim’s rights and being accused of committing a crime does not give people the right to judge like YOU have NEVER done ANYTHING WRONG or NEEDED HELP.

    BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR JUDGEMENT!!!!!

  2. loveme2day

    I think that we should not throw stones. No one knows what really happened in that car. Everyone should let rihanna work things out and let Chris Brown work his stuff out. If he has violent tendencies that is HIS flaw and he should be able to deal with it in provate. Being a celebrity does not make you an automatic spokesperson for victim’s rights and being accused of committing a crime does not give people the right to judge like YOU have NEVER done ANYTHING WRONG or NEEDED HELP.

    BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR JUDGEMENT!!!!!

  3. kate

    UHH last time i checked if your out on bail you cant leave the state!!!!!!! so y wasn’t his ass thrown in jail after very publicly being in florida?????

  4. KATE

    UHH LAST TIME I CHECKED U CANT LEAVE THE STATE IF YOUR OUT ON BAIL!!! WHY ISNT HIS ASS ARRESTED?

  5. WTFplz

    Because if you’re leaving the state to go jetski-ing and patch things up with your beaten girlfriend (and maybe get another lucky punch in there lolz!!!) then it’s legal, loopholes people loopholes.
    how can people say ‘you dont know what happened in that car, you can’t judge’. well, fuck yes I can, sorry to tell you. I’ve seen pictures of rihanna’s smashed face and read about her bloodstained dress going into evidence.
    rihanna could have told chris that she’s fuckin his brother while she hired paris hilton to take a dump on his lambo with her herp ass and he shouldn’t have laid a hand on her.
    you can never hit a woman for any reason. unless you’re a dickless loser I guess, that’s the only possible reason I can think of.

    OH and all the celebs that are piling on the scandal bandwagon to support Chris brown, do yourself a favour and get a fucking life. Do you think you’re making some sort of stand for black people, saying ‘oh don’t judge our subculture of hiphop’, etc? Well Kanye and Diddy, y’all just look like imbeciles with no penis. Why don’t you just go out to Walmart with a sign around your neck saying ‘I SUPPORT DOMESTIC ABUSE’ Everyone involved in this shitfest should be boycotted.

  6. May

    Sigh… it doesn’t seem to matter whether you’re black or white, rich and famous or poor and a nobody. Women will always suffer domestic abuse.. Women will always take them back.. And so many women will always die at the hands of their loved ones.. I just hope this girl wakes up before its too late.

  7. Nobody knows what really happened in that car. Rihanna Everyone should fix things and leave the work of Chris Brown’s case. If you have violent tendencies, it is your fault and he should be able to deal in Provatas.

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