Chris Brown: How lightly will his wrist get slapped?

March 5th, 2009 // 107 Comments

Chris Brown could be formally charged when he appears in court today after his Feb. 8 arrest for allegedly/definitely beating Rihanna. A FOX affiliate has acquired police notes from the scene that detail the attack which was initiated after Rihanna read “a three-page text message from another woman” on Chris’ phone. TMZ reports:

Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna’s head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving, according to the detective’s notes.
Blood spattered all over Rihanna’s clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood.
Brown allegedly told Rihanna, “I’m going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and see.”
Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.”
Brown then replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you.”
According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock — she almost lost consciousness.

But if that’s not adorable enough, E! News reports Chris’ lawyers are hashing out a plea deal and his reunion with Rihanna has seriously hampered the prosecution’s case. Whee:

Sources close to the negotiations tell E! News that the R&B star’s attorneys are in talks with the Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office about a possible plea deal that would see Brown wind up with probation–rather than jail time–for allegedly assaulting his girlfriend Rihanna on Feb. 8.
Although the D.A. just received the case from the Los Angeles Police Department today, Brown’s A-list defense attorney Mark Geragos began powwowing with prosecutors earlier in the week.
“They have a victim who’s back together with her alleged attacker, and some conflicting statements from each side,” says the source. “It’s not the slam dunk they hoped it would be.”

So for beating the living crap out of his girlfriend, Chris Brown has had the following happen to him:

1. Had sex on a diamond bed in P. Diddy’s mansion after she took him back.
2. Probably ducked any jail time whatsoever.
3. Got to ride a jet ski.

I don’t want to say the wrong message has been sent here, but I heard next time he’s hoping to fly a jet. You know, because he loves Rihanna so much.

Photo: Getty
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  1. Ed Castillo

    I hear ya Black Dragon. Let a niggah slap a bitch in peace.

  2. Rihanna

    DAMN! Can’t a sistah get her beat on wit her man without all the hype?

  3. Tom K

    LOL @#50.

    Are you the spokesmen for Black Americans? If so they should re-think this sad and oh so shitty decision. You are the perfect example of why most white people think black people are complete idiots. Shining examples like your response above, Chris Brown aka Travis the Chimp’s actions and the support he’s gotten from his fellow chimps like P.Diddy and Mekih Phifer all confirm are views of you.

    My god, why do dumb black people always have to give their two cents on everything?

  4. luke skywalker

    #28

    YODA is that you?

  5. True North

    @53

    “the perfect example of why most white people think black people are complete idiots.”

    Fuck you, man. Most white people are not backwater fucktards like you. You don’t speak for most white people any more than Rush Limbaugh. The only opinion you EVER have to offer on this site is about black people. Did your wife fuck a black dude or something?? Go to hell.

  6. Tom K

    LOL @ #54

    That was funny!!!

    #28 is another example of the people that support Chris Brown………….idiots!!!!

  7. #49 – At the arcade, he can play both Whack a Mole and that expensive motorcycle game at the same time.

  8. Delgo

    His face in this picture is the face I make when I badly impersonate Ace Ventura.

  9. Yoda

    Self control…heh, Intelligence…heh, Literacy….heh…..the Black man craves not these things.

    - Yoda

  10. Tom K

    @ 55.

    I apologize you are right I don’t speak for everyone. Wiggers like you have your own view!

    And you only see my opinion on black people because every fucking story the superficial posts is about Chris Brown and Rihanna and every other black person that gives their two cents. Sooooooo shut the fuck up.

  11. Massa'

    There was a hilarious movie on cable last night, “Mississippi Burning”….man was that some funny shit. A true comedy classic. I wish they made more “feel good” movies like that nowadays. America must’ve been great when the porch monkeys were closely monitored and disciplined. After all those retarded civil rights pussies decided to give human rights to the apes and allow them to roam free, the country has turned to shit.

    Just look at every inner city of every urban setting in America. Every major city has been overrun and decimated by Jungle Bunnies, it’s a disgrace how we’ve allowed a single breed of farm animals to completely destroy our country. All because these animals have a few physical characteristics as humans. They’re still wild animals, and their population needs to be controlled, and the remainder need to be kept in zoo’s and used for medical/biological research so they can be somewhat useful. In fact, the only time in the history of the Earth that the Negro Ape has been organized and useful was when they were slaves.

  12. True North

    @60.

    I’m not a wigger. I just get tired of your hateful shit every day. And if you hate black people so much why do you follow their lives so closely?

  13. RichPort's Ghost

    I like it when black men stick their ape dicks in my mouth. I like to chaffe my face and lips on their steel wool pubes. I wish Biraq Obomma would jizz on my face. That would create more jobs too.

  14. Who is more disgusting, Chris Brown or R. Kelly? http://which-celebrity.blogspot.com/2009/02/chris-brown-vs-r-kelly.html

    They both belong locked up in jail in my opinion.

  15. That tears it

    Fish, I’m off this site forever. This racist shit is too much, the guy needs to be stopped.

  16. phoring

    It’s a fact that most pop stars are dumb.

  17. justifiable

    #60 No, you give your opinion on every story regarding black people because you’re a fucking racist and it’s a natural soapbox for you. Why do you moronic single-brain-cell racists have to give us YOUR two cents on everything? Don’t give us that “I’m just commenting on the story” crap because you bring race into every fucking turd post you decide to shit onto this site. Don’t speak for white people here – we don’t want you as a spokesman. The KKK is too busted-ass broke to hire you and Aryan Nation is too busy wiritng to prisoners just like a desperate lonely-heart 400 lb woman, so I guess that leaves you unemployed.

    Not exactly a new situation for you, am I right?

  18. Apes in the White House

    #65, I know, can you believe the arrogance and audacity of these fuckin’ Porch Monkeys?

  19. Massa'

    #67

    Just because the man is speaking the truth doesn’t make it “racist”. I know that’s your preprogrammed response to anything you don’t want to hear. For instance, when you’re at work (if you have a job):

    Your Boss: “Hey Leroy, quit sleeping in the broom closet and finish sweeping the floors!”

    You: “You just a Racist cracka!

    Do you see my point? Now I don’t get offended when negro apes speak the truth (the ones that can actually speak, of course) For instance:

    Negro Ape: “Look at Whitey, he works and pays his taxes, plus that fool takes care of his kids and stays outta the Penn!”

    Whitey: “Thanks for the compliment.”

    Do you see the difference? the truth can be interpreted many ways, but it doesn’t make it racist. Now go get a job Leroy, and quit mooching off whitey for godsakes, it’s been 150 years, it’s about time you contributed.

  20. yomama

    Bye #65, don’t let the big lips hit you in the ass on the way out!

  21. maroons

    The funny thing is, you’re not even funny racists. You paste the same shit over and over again.

  22. B'lack Obomma

    I promise to send every black person another welfare check if they vote for me another 100x each in the 2012 election. And your welfare checks for voting for me 100x each this past year are on the way. I promise. Plus, I’m gonna create millions of jobs by taxing the shit out of people who create jobs.. That’s the only way to do it! Change!!!

  23. grobpilot

    I haven’t read any of the other posts on this story yet so, if it sounds similar to a previous post, tough shit.

    It should be really entertaining to watch this train-wreck develop. Most likely it will finish in a spectacular murder-suicide. But probably she’ll just be dead, he’ll be too much of a chickenshit to kill himself and that cocksucker will start screaming “racism” right after he’s arrested. And, because no one wants to take the chance of appearing to be racist, he’ll walk, ala-O.J. Simpleton

    It’s really too bad that she doesn’t have enough brain cells to realize she can do much better than this turd. One consolation would be that she would’nt produce any kids as fucking dumb as the two of them.

  24. Tom K

    As you can see Superficial posted yet another story about Chris Brown.

    LOL @ #62 and #67

    So, am I always talking about black people or could it be that’s all this site site talks about these days!!!

    Also to #69 thank you! The truth hurts and people don’t want to read that!

  25. Tom K

    As you can see Superficial posted yet another story about Chris Brown.

    LOL @ #62 and #67

    So, am I always talking about black people or could it be that’s all this site site talks about these days!!!

    Also to #69 thank you! The truth hurts and people don’t want to read that!

  26. Kristina

    Are you kidding me???? Reading that made me sick to my stomach! FUCK CHRIS BROWN he is a peice of absolute shit!

  27. Jrz

    Rich: That boy’s got TALENT!

    PS: Mwah!

  28. miss madeline

    seriously, that account of the attack turned my stomach.

    what a piece of shit…

  29. Sweetness

    if they really did marry, she won’t have testify against him in court– spousal privledge– and with no other witnesses, he’ll walk. If they aren’t hitched yet, they will be before he goes to trial.

  30. A suggestion

    To the whiney senitive sorts that don’t belong here: why are you here? Do you crave intellectualism? Morality? Compassion? Maybe this putrid corner of the universe is not for you. If you don’t like reading things that make you unhappy perhpaps you shouldn’t read the things that make you unhappy. OR fire back at the assholes you hate!
    Jees can’t you take a joke? (yeah I know you’re peeing)

  31. Cat Woman

    My son is only 5 and he loves Chris Brown and his dancing….Thanks to you Chris I have had to explain what you did and how it’s wrong to treat women the way you did. He was really hurt after he started hearing bad things about you. My husband and I managed to keep the news away from him for a good while but we eventually had to tell him. Do you REALLY know how much of a PUNK people really think men are when they beat on a woman…….no one thinks you are “The Man” they just think something is not right with you. Come on grow up before Karma teaches you a lesson.

  32. alice

    I’m specifically disgusted by the hip-hop community. The industry is known for its extreme bravado and machismo amongst its male members. Look at Usher, so quick to withdraw a rational criticism of the situation. It’s as if his “street cred” took precedence over basic ethics. This situation was an eye-opener that the industry needs to catch up with today’s awareness of the “new male” image. This isn’t a race issue, it’s sub-culture issue. Similarly, the hard rock industry has many of the attitude of male dominance over women as seen in the way women are simply objects that feed their perceived male virility. Yet we don’t jump to grand generalizations that all white men share this attitude.

    And it’s not just the hip-hop community that should be ashamed, it’s the general blogger/fan-dom support and defense of Chris Brown. So quick to defend the assaulter and so quick to blame/question the victim. Just when we thought we’ve come so far in our attitudes regarding domestic violence. The family who offered their support in her decision should be ashamed and realize that now hold responsibility WHEN this happens to her again.

    Rihanna taking him back is a shame. But instead of cursing her, there should be more articles bringing awareness to victim pattern behavior. It’s not as simple as making a dumb decision. There’s so much twisted psychology involved. The abuse typically starts with words, making the victim feel isolated and that they’re only well-being resides in the assailant. By the time the violence comes, they’ve been sucked in. She needs help, that’s for sure. But think of it in the larger sense: when the story leaked, she was blamed – he was supported. Her industry supports him, the general blogosphere blamed her, her family condones her relationship with him. What do we expect? The press needs to highlight that her decision comes from some underlying pattern of fear and self-blame, and letting young women know this is the consequence of not recognizing abusive behavior when it FIRST starts.

  33. qwerty

    disgusting…theyre both piece of shit losers. i hope chris goes to jail and gets ripped a new butthole and rihanna gets some common sense knocked into her stupid ass. does she have a negative IQ? worthless wastes of sperm

  34. ugh

    Hold up…

    She finds out that he cheats on her and HE beats HER? What a stupid ape. I hope he gets castrated or thrown in the zoo.

  35. To #80

    Oh come now! Without the whiny sensitive sorts who would be offended, and more importantly, who would there be to offend? I can’t imagine this place without those morally vain narcissistic punching bags.

    I love them . . . in my own twisted way . . .

  36. robert

    She must have low self esteem to think she cant do better; and worse, to let someone get away with treating her in such a manner…

  37. robert

    Justice in the United States is sadly unequal between the rich and poor. :(

  38. B

    I’ve spoken to girlfriends about this
    and they have said if they loved thier guy as much as Rihanna clearly did, they would take thier guy back if he did that to them. But they wouldn’t if it happened again.

    I’m not saying she should stay with him, but you need to look at it from her view. You don’t know about them two at all, this is the first time in a year and a bit that this couple have actually been seen in the media. So for people who rekon they know all about them, shut the hell up.

  39. John

    I hate to say it, but nothing will happen to this kid. The wheels will just keep on spinning.

  40. Zukyia of Mardia I LOVE MAPLESTORY!

    Rihanna is stupid for taking him back….plain and simple.

    On a side note, I noticed that everyone is saying waste of space again…I said that on here a couple of months ago, and someone said that I was retarded or something. I just think that is funny…

  41. I REPEAT

    “Let me talk to you
    Tell you how it is
    I was thinkin when I saw that body gotta get shawty
    Tell her what the young boy gon do
    Damn them chicks wit chu gotta be okay
    Babe pretty thick wit the kick that’s sick that need to be hit”

    Did you think you could..”Run It, Run IT”..?

    Haha!

    Life Imitates Art.

    Time for Chris to “REAP WHAT HE HAS SOWN”.

  42. Captain Walker

    The worst part of this whole thing, is that all of “us” obsessed with this and how mean he was to her; we compete day in and day out here to be the meanest. If we’re not stabbing each other we’re stabbing some celebrity for daring to wear some outfit – date some douche.

    What he did to her is totally reprehensible.

    You folks are day in and day out reprehensible. But in this case we’re really outraged angels. I guess.

    Naw.

  43. sin

    Since this trial is being held in ultra liberal california, he will get some lame community service. Now if he would have kicked a dog, PETA and their kind would want him given life. Thats how fucked up California is to the rest of the world.

  44. ChrisBrownzWifey...XxX

    OMG…..you lt are dat sad dat u actualli wish sum1 dead…… y r u lt so certain dat it waz all Chris’s fault?….. Av u eva stopd ta fink bwt wat Rihanna myt av dun to myk im do wat e did…… thought not…… maybe she deserved it …. maybe she did summat to him 1st…. we dnt kno da onli people hu kno iz chris n rihanna so stop judging them and let them liv der lyfz da way dey wnt jus lyk we do…XxX

  45. ChrisBrownzWifey...XxX

    OMG…..you lt are dat sad dat u actualli wish sum1 dead…… y r u lt so certain dat it waz all Chris’s fault?….. Av u eva stopd ta fink bwt wat Rihanna myt av dun to myk im do wat e did…… thought not…… maybe she deserved it …. maybe she did summat to him 1st…. we dnt kno da onli people hu kno iz chris n rihanna so stop judging them and let them liv der lyfz da way dey wnt jus lyk we do…XxX

  46. ChrisBrownzWifey...XxX

    OMG…..you lt are dat sad dat u actualli wish sum1 dead…… y r u lt so certain dat it waz all Chris’s fault?….. Av u eva stopd ta fink bwt wat Rihanna myt av dun to myk im do wat e did…… thought not…… maybe she deserved it …. maybe she did summat to him 1st…. we dnt kno da onli people hu kno iz chris n rihanna so stop judging them and let them liv der lyfz da way dey wnt jus lyk we do…XxX

  47. Lieu

    Wow…some people on here are fucking retarded. Jesus. And you’d think we would have come farther than this. But whatever. Leave Rihanna and Chris alone. What’s happened has happened, and they’re gonna do whatever the fuck they wanna do.

  48. Lieu

    Wow…some people on here are fucking retarded. Jesus. And you’d think we would have come farther than this. But whatever. Leave Rihanna and Chris alone. What’s happened has happened, and they’re gonna do whatever the fuck they wanna do.

  49. Nat

    Not as lightly as the wrist of the lare great Elvis who beat Priscilla and was still exhaulted by legions of white folks until his pill popping death. And they still claimed post-mortem to see him standing in lines at local McDonalds

  50. someone

    Rihanna is a stupid bitch!
    chris brown is an asshole
    someone should shit on his head
    fucking asshole!
    rihanna is the biggest fucking asshole for taking him back
    chris brown shud be buggered the fuck by the fucking law

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