Chris Brown hosts dinner parties now

January 20th, 2010 // 30 Comments

“Ha ha, smashing, Reginald. I, too, enjoy delicious foie gras. But if it’s not served at the proper temperature, I get so angry I just want to punch an exquisite armoire until it shuts it’s skank mouth and admits my sneakers are fly. YOU FUCKING HEAR ME, ARMOIRE, THEY BE PIMP. I’LL KILL YOU!

Sherry, anyone?”

Photos: Splash News

  1. pleh


  2. Erica

    Great commentary.

  3. ing

    ok erste

  4. Richard McBeef

    Good idea tucking your pants into your 1987 Reeboks for that last pic, you smug pile of animatronic dog shit.

  5. Prtypoison

    Chris look good as always and I can’t wait until his Pass Out Video because I know it’s gonna be hot…

  6. Diarrhea Jones

    Looks like whitey is getting a big handful of that ass in pic 4.

    Also, good work camera man keeping those feet in focus.

  7. Is it non-veg party..don’t mind..see more

  8. Deacon Jones

    @6 I’m flattered.

    Seriously, who invited the Predator in pic 3?

  9. Goodies

    Chris has such a beautiful smile! I don’t care what anyone says haha!
    I think he looks great and I’m happy that he is moving forward in life instead of dwelling on the past. Life goes on, and you gotta move with it.

  10. Irene Barcelo

    He is such a loser and no matter what – no turmoil will ever humble his ass. He is a fake man with no remorse. If he doesn’t have his way, he disrespects everyone. He is still a very much spoiled child without any manners.

  11. Curious George, what trouble will you get into next?

  12. kaylia

    dear superficial, keep up the sarcasm in the picture labelling, i like it better than the names :)

  13. kaylia

    dear superficial, keep up the sarcasm in the picture labelling, i like it better than the names :)

  14. Supertron

    What a boring looking “dinner party”. It’s painfull how obvious he is, fake smile fuckface.

  15. God of Thunder

    Who is this bozo again?

  16. Goodies

    I’m happy you guys are mad! I hope Chris keeps doing the right things and continues to grow and mature. While everyone else sits behind their computers typing hate and acting like they know Chris personally, Chris is in Milan where they are welcoming him with open arms, he’s mingling and networking with the fashion elites of today and having a grand ol’ time. How can someone be mad at that?

    If you’re mad…stay mad!
    Good day and God Bless!

  17. Richard McBeef

    Why do I get the feeling some of the same people here think OJ was innocent?

  18. Kat

    He scares me. he looks like a demon

  19. Chris Brown so what if he is?

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  22. Looks like Milan has become Chris Brown’s new home. If all else fails he could always go there.

  23. Kathleen

    Funny post. I actually lol’d.

  24. poppppo

    commentaries this hilarious are the gems that keep me coming to this site

  25. Laura

    you are so damn funnny… I am reading your stuff and I can’t stop pissing myself laughing!!! YOU ARE A LEGEND whoever u are!

  26. This dude makes me scared!

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  28. Milan has become Chris Brown’s new home. If all else fails he could always go there.

  29. Encourager
    Commented on this photo:

    Chris Brown is a beautiful young man and I am so glad he got his life back on the wright track. Chris is a victum of the media and critics taking his situation and making it worst than what it was. No you do not hit a women but they saw the opportunity to push and push the negative stuff because they know that people love drama.( Drama sells) I am so glad that Chris Brown fans and people see pass all the bad stuff that they are trying to do to this talented, sweetheart, beautiful, amazing, brillant, creative young man. We support Chris 100%. Chris needs to try not to talk to the media because they either twist what he says or use what he says against him.

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