“Ha ha, smashing, Reginald. I, too, enjoy delicious foie gras. But if it’s not served at the proper temperature, I get so angry I just want to punch an exquisite armoire until it shuts it’s skank mouth and admits my sneakers are fly. YOU FUCKING HEAR ME, ARMOIRE, THEY BE PIMP. I’LL KILL YOU!
Sherry, anyone?”
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Richard McBeef | January 20, 2010 at 11:40 am
Good idea tucking your pants into your 1987 Reeboks for that last pic, you smug pile of animatronic dog shit.
Prtypoison | January 20, 2010 at 11:44 am
Chris look good as always and I can’t wait until his Pass Out Video because I know it’s gonna be hot…
Diarrhea Jones | January 20, 2010 at 11:47 am
Looks like whitey is getting a big handful of that ass in pic 4.
Also, good work camera man keeping those feet in focus.
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Deacon Jones | January 20, 2010 at 11:54 am
@6 I’m flattered.
Seriously, who invited the Predator in pic 3?
Goodies | January 20, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Chris has such a beautiful smile! I don’t care what anyone says haha!
I think he looks great and I’m happy that he is moving forward in life instead of dwelling on the past. Life goes on, and you gotta move with it.
Irene Barcelo | January 20, 2010 at 12:16 pm
He is such a loser and no matter what – no turmoil will ever humble his ass. He is a fake man with no remorse. If he doesn’t have his way, he disrespects everyone. He is still a very much spoiled child without any manners.
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Supertron | January 20, 2010 at 1:50 pm
What a boring looking “dinner party”. It’s painfull how obvious he is, fake smile fuckface.
God of Thunder | January 20, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Who is this bozo again?
Goodies | January 20, 2010 at 2:40 pm
I’m happy you guys are mad! I hope Chris keeps doing the right things and continues to grow and mature. While everyone else sits behind their computers typing hate and acting like they know Chris personally, Chris is in Milan where they are welcoming him with open arms, he’s mingling and networking with the fashion elites of today and having a grand ol’ time. How can someone be mad at that?
If you’re mad…stay mad!
Good day and God Bless!
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