Chris Brown hosts dinner parties now

“Ha ha, smashing, Reginald. I, too, enjoy delicious foie gras. But if it’s not served at the proper temperature, I get so angry I just want to punch an exquisite armoire until it shuts it’s skank mouth and admits my sneakers are fly. YOU FUCKING HEAR ME, ARMOIRE, THEY BE PIMP. I’LL KILL YOU!

Sherry, anyone?”

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