In the upcoming Extra Special “Chris Brown, He’s Not So Bad” Issue of People, that’s sure to go over well with housewives, the singer reveals he still has feelings for Rihanna and cried to his mom the night of the attack:
He still loves Rihanna: “I never fell out of love with her. That just wouldn’t go away.”
How he felt right after the assault: “I was distraught … I went to my mom on the same night and told [her] what happened and broke down.”
Why he’s different from his stepfather, who he says regularly abused his mother: “I feel like he enjoyed it. He was an abuser. It was continuous.”
Continuing the non-stop marketing campaign to get his music career back, Chris also appears on Larry King Live tonight where he claims to not even remember beating Rihanna. Of course, most people would probably repress the memory of doing something terrible like when I “supposedly” saw G.I. Joe the other week. Pretty much the same level of awful.



























Aunt Jemima | August 31, 2009 at 3:40 pm
He naggs me. That makes him a nagger.
Aunt Jemima | August 31, 2009 at 3:40 pm
He nags me. That makes him a nagger.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | August 31, 2009 at 3:40 pm
He takes the saying “Hurt the one you love the most” to a whole new level.
Aunt Jemima | August 31, 2009 at 3:41 pm
And since I’m all hip hop and shit I can add as many extra g’s to my words as I like. Word.
Max Planck | August 31, 2009 at 3:42 pm
How convenient.
Phillynate | August 31, 2009 at 3:47 pm
If his career comes back full swing I’m gonna puke. It’s soooooooo sad and pathetic that people will support something like this. Yes, lets pay him millions for his music. He deserves it for the horrible 6 months that people were talking about him. The fact that he got off with what he did is pathetic. Shit. Vick is back. C. Brown is back. R kelly never went anywhere. MJ was never convicted, but mysteriously settled 25 million with the fam of the kid that he apparently “did nothing wrong with” out of court. What is wrong with this people? Such a JOKE!!!!! Sad sad sad sad sad….
mjisdead? | August 31, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Wonder if remembers voting for the idiot in the White House? Chinese Americans call this the Year of the Sparkling Wiggle !
Abraham Lincoln | August 31, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Pull up your pants, the smell is offensive.
Nice | August 31, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Don’t you love how assholes toss “peace signs” around, and the moronic lemmings that follow them believe it?
Yeah, Chris and the skull tat on his right hand are all about “peace.”
Randall | August 31, 2009 at 4:15 pm
I don’t like how the media is demonizing this fine young man. sure he didn’t quite know how to slap a bitch hard enough to make sure she doesn’t talk, but I feel everyone deserves a second chance. I’m sure he’s learned his lesson, and next time he slaps around his old lady he’ll make sure he stresses the importance of discretion (I.E. choke a bitch while screaming “I’ll crush your fucking larynx if you even think about telling anyone about this.”)
Randall
ROUGH before dishonor | August 31, 2009 at 4:27 pm
So was Distict 9…oh such garbage!
Gabriel Mixon | August 31, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Ah, he remembers. He’s done it before. This isn’t the first time they’ve fought.
stupidass | August 31, 2009 at 4:46 pm
this dude has the most punchable face
chick | August 31, 2009 at 4:49 pm
What a publicity stunt! Can he be more of a coward? He is going on an easy Larry King interview with his mom! And given all of the preparation for his interview all he can mutter in response to what he did is “wow” and that he doesn’t “remember” beating the crap out of someone. He really should have been locked up for a bit – that would certainly have been a memorable experience. What an idiot.
Howard | August 31, 2009 at 5:15 pm
What a crock. You don’t “forget” beating someone up that bad. He’s a jerk!
Howard | August 31, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Now wait a minute…he doesn’t remember beating her up but he remembers calling mommie. Him and M.J.’s dad have something in common. Both of them had their cheese slide off their cracker!
Hahahaha | August 31, 2009 at 5:43 pm
What a LYING sack of sh*t!..
Hey Chris..America ain’t buying your attempts at “DAMAGE CONTROL”.
They ain’t buying your music no mo’ either.
ANY man {and i use the term loosely}..who would dare put his hands on a woman like you did is a……..Loser.
Take that..and “run it run it!”.
Agreeing with #17 | August 31, 2009 at 5:49 pm
-took all my Chris Brown CDs back to the store for refunds as Defective.
n | August 31, 2009 at 6:34 pm
fucking douche.
chelsea | August 31, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an
absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome
out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like
http://www.Sugarloves.Com what will the world be??
Carolyn | August 31, 2009 at 10:19 pm
What a dorky looking moron.
Pilatunes | August 31, 2009 at 11:17 pm
That’s great Chris.
wick | August 31, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Yeah and Curious George forgot that he put that tennis shoe in a pot of spaghetti.
Bullshit, they’re both liars.
And by “liars” I mean brothers. Although George is a chimp, and Brown is more of an ape. Aren’t apes the ones that sniff their balls and have gay sex in the zoo?
SkipSmith | September 1, 2009 at 12:00 am
@23
No, that would be white people.
Haywood Jayblowme | September 1, 2009 at 12:10 am
@24
No, you’re wrong. That would be the Jungle Bunnies..
Haywood Jayblowme | September 1, 2009 at 12:14 am
Yup…Chris Brown just proves the old adage. You can take a jigaboo out of the jungle, but you can’t take the jungle of the jigaboo.
Tom K | September 1, 2009 at 12:46 am
I wish this fucking kid would just die already.
Numbers: 1, 6, 7 23, 25
It really doesn’t matter because “WHITE” girls and yes I said “WHITE” girls are still going to continue buy his music . Everytime I see a picture of him “WHITE” girls are running to take a picture with him and hugging on him and telling him how much they love his music.
This new generation of white people are bunch of mudsharks, whores, wannabe rockstars and wiggers with no morals. It’s because of them these idiot chimps are rich and think they can do whatever they want.
alex | September 1, 2009 at 1:17 am
wtfff he has a tail stickin out of his pocket.
PSP Video Converter | September 1, 2009 at 3:14 am
What he wants to do?
obz | September 1, 2009 at 8:51 am
pink highlights on the jacket, turquoise watch strap, yellow hat.
maybe he beat her because she didn’t have a penis
Asshole | September 1, 2009 at 9:22 am
Oh, but he can claim that she bit him! How in the fuck do you fuck up someone’s face that BAD and NOT remember it? And TOM, black girls are on his ass as well! They support everything and anything he does and it makes me sick. Fuck Chris Brown, the asshole! How dare you beat a woman that beautiful and think you can get away with it! NEVER!!
And Jiggaboo? What the fuck ia a jiggaboo?
Peter Pumpkin Eater | September 1, 2009 at 9:50 am
What a fucking little bitch.
Haywood Jayblowme | September 1, 2009 at 2:02 pm
@31 FYI
Jiggaboo:
The proper, polite term for a guy of color.
A person who stands on a street corner yelling “sheee-it!” and “mo fo!” and “gimme some skee-in!”
A person well-versed in the fine art of shuckin’ an’ jivin’.
A spade cat. A dinge. A stove lid. An Ace Boon Coon. A soul brother. A shine.
Here come Cleon out o dat pool hall wif Taleesha. Sheee-it, man, dat Jiggaboo sho know how to pick up de fine ladies, yassuh.
Galtacticus | September 1, 2009 at 2:20 pm
The weird thing with abused people is that they intend to act like the abuser.It has an attraction on them like a black hole.Does he have a black hole in his memory?
Rhialto | September 1, 2009 at 2:24 pm
@34
Instead of absorbing it they’d rather pass the pain on and that’s the way evil get spread.Weak.
Sam | September 2, 2009 at 3:45 am
I find it surprising that bitches are even agreeing to pose with this “man”. I guess to celeb cock hunters a celeb is always a celeb.
Brit | September 2, 2009 at 11:45 am
I am so sick of lookin at this ugly mother
Charmin | September 2, 2009 at 12:28 pm
I just think the media needs to leave this alone. If it wasn’t one of the greatest artist or someone in the limelight this situation would never of been this big. Of course, i dont agree with what he did, but everybody makes mistakes and everyone deserves a second chance. Besides, who are we to judge someone. You all act like your so rightous and never done anything wrong. Just let it go and allow him to make the great music he does.
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Gold Mine | March 10, 2010 at 12:13 am
This man is so cool!
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nfl jersey | May 8, 2010 at 10:16 pm
metabolism? haha thats an excuse.. if you were earning millions with the way you look, i think you would consider what you stuff into your mouth..
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