Chris Brown: ‘Community service is off the hook!’

September 17th, 2009 // 49 Comments

Chris Brown might be court-ordered to perform community service for beating the shit out of Rihanna but that doesn’t mean he still can’t have a good time tweeting (above) and mixing it up with those crazy paparazzi. Whee! NY Daily News reports:

‘Check out my outfit,’ Brown said in an afternoon Internet ‘tweet’ that included a picture of himself in his work duds.
The California judge who sentenced Brown in August granted his request to do his community labor near his home in Richmond after receiving assurances from Virginia officials that hed’ be doing hard work.
Richmond Police spokesman Gene Lepley said Brown’s schedule will be flexible and include assignments like washing government cars, picking up trash and cleaning up graffiti.
“We’ll just take a look at it day by day and certainly would ask for the cooperation of the public and Chris’ fans so that he is able to satisfy the work requirements.”

While Brown’s work hours were supposed to be secret, he clued the paparazzi in to his whereabouts Wednesday through his missives on Twitter.
“On my way to community service….” he tweeted en route to the Richmond Police stable.

It’s so nice to see Chris Brown is having a romping good time serving his sentence. God knows he needs a break after getting his face punched in right before his big night at the Grammys. Oh wait.

Photos: Twitter
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  1. beast man

    first to throw bows

  2. ROUGH daddy

    You have deviated from the nipple route sir…

  3. He reminds me of a kid I knew in high school. He was a douche, too.

  4. becca

    i like his outfit

  5. TVD

    I don’t care what he posts on Twatter, you know he’s hating this. Actual hard work, getting dirty, having people tell you what to do. Maybe he’ll get bit by a opossum or something.

  6. Rupert

    Sixth.

  7. Yassy

    Its gud handsome boy has learnt a lesson.never 2 hit a chic,

  8. rihanna (like that's an actual name)

    Wait. There are people out there who are somehow interested in what he’s doing every minute of the day and follow him on twitter?!?

    And I just read about it and commented on it. Crap!

  9. biteme

    that is considered hard labour? I could cut those weeds with one hand, smash Rihanna in the face with the other, all while going bareback up Avril Lavigne’s ass

  10. gotmilk?

    wow, he’s really taking it all so seriously. fucking dick.

  11. gil

    man this guy sucks, and he has a giant head and wimpy-looking arms.
    man this guy sucks, and he has a giant head and wimpy-looking arms.
    man this guy sucks, and he has a giant head and wimpy-looking arms.
    man this guy sucks, and he has a giant head and wimpy-looking arms.
    man this guy sucks, and he has a giant head and wimpy-looking arms.
    man this guy sucks, and he has a giant head and wimpy-looking arms.

  12. Darth

    That’s a cool outfit,where did he get it?

  13. Galtacticus

    He looks like he doesn’t understand why he’s wearing a life jacket.

  14. Nero

    Normally these guys are not allowed to wear private clothes.The life jacket is all what they got.Maybe that part has still to come?

  15. Rhialto

    @14
    Instead of picking up the soap they will tell you to pick up that twig.

  16. It's Me Fuckers

    he has a cock but no one wants to risk getting their face beat in just to get a look at it. COCK POSTS!!

  17. Laurie

    This looks like Target’s line of clothes where the pants are sewn directly onto the boxers so you’re really wearing attached undies around your waist like you’re autistic and were just standing at the urinal pissing freely while your pants slumped on the floor around your ankles and you just couldn’t understand the concept of pants enough to pull them back up. Nice. I assumed people only wore this ironically.

  18. Yassuh Boss!

    Washing government cars….wtf is that? Make the bastard pick cotton or harvest potatoes like his ancestors did! If he gets to backsassing or starts being lazy about the work, you tie him up and take the whip to his black ass so he gets his mind right!

  19. ihaveadream915

    A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can spoil you like a queen, this is the great place. It’s dedicated for those sugar daddies —-.sugarscupid.Com—- !!! who are rich and successful to support and pamper women who will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.

  20. peerless

    Lecherous man home,beauty paradise!!!
    beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site ~~~~ Sugarloves.Com~~~~ you know it is a bad site for old rich men to seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Nameless

    The really sad part is that Chris Brown is getting more media press exposure doing his community service than ever. For a celeb, press equal revelancy which equals money.

  22. Amerikwa

    grape ape

  23. John

    Why isnt this guy working with women that have been abused domestically?

  24. KANYEGAYFISH

    Typical Sparkling Wiggle !!

  25. jenni131

    what the super fuck is he doing with a cell phone when he’s doing community service? Obviously he doesnt have to call for a ride when he’s done since people are with him. Take the fucking thing away, this guy’s a fucking criminal.

  26. Anon

    @23 Why would anyone let him near a woman who has been domestically abused? That’s like having a child abuser work with children.

  27. donkeytown

    damn. His anatomy is bird like.

  28. jenni131

    #23 did you seriously just ask that? Why the hell would they put a guy who beat the shit out of his gf with abused women?

  29. Skeeter Mcpeeter

    Pull you fucking pants up you stupid ass.

  30. Darkness in human form

    One would presume exposing underwear would be indecent exposure. It used to be when this nation was ours.

  31. Peter Pumpkin Eater

    @25: Exactly. He should be wearing state-issued work clothes, be chained to a truck and not get to play with his fucking gadgets, twittering about like a fucking fairy. He looks like a little bitch.

  32. boogermeister

    He looks right at home; where he belongs

  33. What’s up will all the clothes? I mean, he has on underwear, then a pair of gym trunks, then the army pants. That’s crazy! Isn’t it too hot for that?

  34. what a waste

    He has a belt on but his pants still sag? fucking faggot

  35. Elvis

    Would all his “fans” please ask VA officials if there is not a wastewater plant there where a little “municpal residue” needs shoveling” for him to finish up his service?

  36. CaroleS

    I see Paris, I see France, I see a darkie in his underpants.

  37. See Alice

    This Just in ………….. Kanye still hates white people .

  38. Flower

    “Check out” his outfit? I use the term loosely. Nasty poser. I wonder if he knows that wearing pants down to your knees originated in the penitentiaries as a display by the homosexual inmates that they were “available”? Yeah, he probably does know…..he looks like a Shortman who has been on the down-low for a long time.
    Nasty, nasty, nasty.

  39. VIcious

    Dressing like Redman wont make you any more street you sucka!

  40. Mitch Haase

    He is dressed like a homosexual.

  41. crystal lite

    this just in. CaroleS proves that there are whites that still hates blacks, I mean darkies…. Why are so many guys taking their time commenting on his gear, shouldnt u be pumping iron or something? That in itself seems abit soft to me and abit haterish.

  42. crystal lite

    this just in. CaroleS proves that there are whites that still hates blacks, I mean darkies…. Why are so many guys taking their time commenting on his gear, shouldnt u be pumping iron or something? That in itself seems abit soft to me and abit haterish.

  43. CaroleS

    I admit that the use of the word ‘darkie’ was provocative and maybe hurtful to some people, black and non-black. I chose it for a reason: I think this kind of posturing with his trousers hanging below his arse is only adding fuel to the race fire. In this Obama-sensitive age the behaviour of CB and KW just gives black-haters ammunition. CB is behaving exactly as the world expects ‘darkies’ to behave. Why can’t he take a hint from Beyonce? She showed how to behave like a real professional, and her elegance was so bright her colour didn’t make any difference.
    Apologies for the ‘darkie’.

  44. Coach

    I can understand domestic violence but FASHION CRIMES???

  45. gondola driver

    Hey Chris, your belt seems broken, yo

  46. coeruleo

    awe crap. i am wearing shorts just like that. except mine arent falling off. i AM a homo and i dont let my ass hang out like that. gross. black guys say they do that as a way to remember the time when their mom could not afford to buy them a belt. dang if that aint stupid.

  47. Love T

    I think CB needs to go to lorton in fairfax County Va and do his coummunity service or go to Hayfield secondary and clean those nasty bathrooms.
    And bitches need to stop hating and suck his nuts

  48. Love T

    I think CB needs to go to lorton in fairfax County Va and do his coummunity service or go to Hayfield secondary and clean those nasty bathrooms.
    And bitches need to stop hating and suck his nuts

  49. bria

    I LOUE DA WAY MA HUBBY CHRIS BROWN LOOKS IN THAT PIX AT HS COMMUNITY SERUICE OMG HE IS STILL MA HUBBY 4 LYFE

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