Chris Rock Gave A Make-A-Wish Kid A Copy of The Pamela Anderson Sex Tape

August 2nd, 2013 // 25 Comments

I feel pretty confident saying that I will probably never post anything as epic and amazing as this anecdote Chris Rock told Jerry Seinfeld on Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. In fact, I’ll go so far to say it completely redeems him for Grown Ups AND Grown Ups 2. That’s right I went there. Transcribed via reddit:

CHRIS: I had a Make-A-Wish kid, like 15-year-old kid, dying of cancer. And I snuck him the Pam Anderson sex tape. You know, in between all the other crap, here. [laughs] He’s dead now.
JERRY: But he lived a little more.
CHRIS: He lived a little more. [smiling]

I’m sorry, are you expecting me to follow that? Because you can go fuck yourself.

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  1. Jake

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  2. JC

    I don’t want to shit on a humanitarian act, but couldn’t he have at least slipped the kid some good porn? Something with Stoya in it, perhaps?

    • Deacon Jones

      Like “The Sexboat” ?

      (best, funniest porn ever from the late 70s)

      • Oh my God!!! “The Sexboat” was the first porno I ever saw! Was on Beta and was ridiculously corny. But as it was my first… it was faptastic!

        If you ever get a chance to see a movie from the same era called “On Golden Blonde” I highly recommend that one for the same corniness and humor. Starred a strapping, young Ron Jeremy. OK, strapping may be overstating it but you get the idea…

    • THANK YOU!!! Chris could have given him a copy of Code of Honor or Haunted House. Kid would have been extremely happy.

      I think I may have a problem.

  3. reinhard heidrich

    Agreed. give the kid some quality stuff not those disease ridden skanks who masquerade as humans.

  4. *slow clap* well done, sir.

  5. Yeah, this was funny when I watched it 2 or 3 weeks ago.
    I think the funniest episode is with Alec Baldwin.

  6. That was a different time, different sensibilities.

    Imagine if it were today:

    Chris: “I smuggled a copy of ‘Farrah Backdoor Teen Mom’ to a dying kid”.

    Jerry: “you’re a fucking monster”

    Chris: “*sobbing* please kill me, I can’t live with what I’ve done”

  7. Get the dying kid a hooker or GTFO.

  8. Chris, I don’t use the word “hero” very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.

  9. This is one of the most beautiful things I have read in a long time. I do also agree that he should have gotten him a hooker too.

  10. Cock Dr

    Just when I’d lost all hope for humanity….along comes a story like this.

  11. cc

    Better than taking the kid bear hunting.

  12. Plurp

    Well he also calls preezzy obama and our lady michelle the “dad and mom of the country” and “our boss,” and he’s beaten up female camera persons when asked difficult questions. So coming from this stereotype, its not surprising.

  13. Pamela Anderson Bikini Hawaii
    Commented on this photo:

    I just dont get how her face hit the wall so hard, but DAMN that body……………

    • malaka

      i don’t know either, but my guess would be that canadians can only take so much of that southern california sun.

  14. EricLR

    Truly he is an Apostle of God!

  15. The Make-A-Wish people get requests like this all the time I bet. They just don’t advertise it. I know if I were dying of cancer, somebody better get me a hooker. Let me at least die happy.

    • Maybe we should all just chip in now for a preemptive hooker for you – if Angelina Jolie can have her tits chopped off just because she thinks she has a higher than normal risk of cancer, maybe the prudent thing to do is just assume you have some risk factors that make the hooker an urgent medical necessity. You know what they say, an ounce of hookers is better than a ton of medicine.

  16. Damn a hooker and damn a sex tape. Get me a porn star ASAP. Jesse Jane, Asa Akira, hell pay Sasha Grey to come out of retirement like El Mariachi.

  17. Jenn

    Good for Chris. Maybe the kid expressly asked for that. Poor fella, didn’t know what good porn was, then went to his grave feeling inadequate because Tommy Lee is a mutant. A Hep’d up mutant.

  18. Little Jimmy

    I wonder what Charle Sheen gets his Make-a-Wish kids?

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