So Who Wants to See Chris Noth’s Balls?

April 6th, 2011 // 82 Comments

One of these men is about to flash his testicles. Which will it- Oh, right, the headline.

Being a world-renowned journalist, I get lots of e-mails, comments, stripper-grams, tweets, etc. from female readers saying I don’t post enough eye candy for the ladies. So to remedy that, here’s Mr. Big himself Chris Noth flashing his fruit basket at a charity event in New York last night. Of course, like any time I try to please a woman, you’ll probably say, “My vagina’s not in my butt This isn’t what I had in mind,” but just yesterday you wanted to repaint the kitchen, so I think we can all agree you’re hysterical. Probably from filling that pretty little head of yours with thinking and the like, you poor thing. *puts fingers to your lips* Shhh… There, there. There, there….

Photos: INFdaily


  1. lia

    *puts fingers to your lips* Shhh… There, there. There, there….

    that kinda turned me on.

  2. I always hate it when I get my pubes stuck in my sporran clasp.

  3. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I like him but I always thought he was Italian??? C’mon with such a nose, that’s not Gaelic! A kilt show was followed by the haggis banquet.
    So those who saw this without stars version – is he well hung?
    His shoes are ugly. It’s a crime to put an ugly shoes on such a work of art of a body.

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    pic 2…there are three ladies on the left who obviously haven’t seen a cock in a while.

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    “Would you like some cream with your teabag, Mr. Cox?”

  6. Mama Pinkus

    My man Chris rocks it even in a skirt

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    i wonder how many times Sarah Jessica Parker ran her tongue across those.

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    Well, I’m definitely not gay.

  10. claire rochford

    i have balls too, because i am a shemale

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    oh no!!! i didn’t get to see brian cox’s balls!

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    Tag Jim Gaffigan too. He’s a beauty. :)

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