Chris Martin’s Probably Banging Kate Hudson

Here’s Kate Hudson at the beach with Chris Martin over the weekend where we’re supposed to believe two single, wealthy, attractive people are just hanging out as friends while one of them wears a bikini between her ass cheeks. As for how you go from Jennifer Lawrence to Kate Hudson, I imagine it went something like this:

“I’m not Gwyneth Paltrow.”
“Pip pip cheerio, we’re going to fuck. HIYAH!”

Photos: AKM-GSI