An eyewitness noticed the Brits together in a New York City bar on May 6, and as the couple got cozy over beers, it certainly didn’t seem like a business meeting.
“When I arrived, about 9:15pm, they were tucked away in a dark corner of the back room of the bar,” a source told Britain’s Heat magazine.
Martin 37, and Chung, 30, were on what “looked like a date,” according to the report.
“I spotted them straight away and asked Chris ‘Are you a singer?’ He just laughed and said ‘Yes, but not tonight,” the eyewitness said.
As for how Gwyneth’s taking all this, get back to her when Chris Martin’s done lying with peasants like a common cobbler:
Paltrow, 41, shouldn’t be surprised by the news, since the insider claims she is fully aware of the relationship — and isn’t threatened by the younger woman.
“She’s been telling people she ‘doesn’t care’ because she’s a big star and Alexa isn’t even on TV anymore,” the insider said.
“Alexa Chung? I can buy and sell that little trollop like so many Peruvian finger anklets. Never trifle me with the affairs of mortals again, do you hear me? Now fetch the screenplay for the latest Man of Iron film. I require dutiful preparation before performing cinema. Dutiful. Preparation. *reads* ‘Pepper returns home to find Tony playfully mounting a female power suit.’ Ha! It’s as Shakespearean as it ribald. I should only hope the Academy’s ready for such art.”