UPDATE: Chris Klein Busted for DUI

June 16th, 2010 // 56 Comments

American Pie star/that guy who made that coked out Mamma Mia! video Chris Klein was arrested for DUI this morning after swerving all over the 101 like Lindsay Lohan trying to murder an assistant. (Jury pool tainting, HIYO!) TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell us a CHP officer stopped Klein on the 101 freeway in Los Angeles at 3:13AM.
31-year-old Klein was arrested after failing a field sobriety test, we’re told.
According to the police report, Klein was “observed weaving from the #3 lane into the #2 and #4 lane westbound US 101 at Woodman Ave.”

You really have to feel bad for Chris Klein. He used to bang Katie Holmes when she was hot only to find out she’s willing to go years without sexual intercourse because a midget told her aliens give him Jesus powers, and now this. Some might say, he brought it upon himself by drinking and driving, but those people clearly don’t understand how delicious and convincing booze is. Right now it’s telling me I don’t need pants in this Starbucks and that everyone wants to hear my deepest thoughts screamed in their face. “THIS PLACE SHOULD SERVE PANCAKES!”

UPDATE: Police are telling TMZ Chris Klein blew three times the legal limit and had a dog in a car which is just plain stupid. There’s your designated driver right there.

Photos: WENN

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  1. imagen

    He scares me.

  2. Gen

    Aw… vid doesn’t work.

  3. bob

    Fuck!!! this fucking placed just got from bad to worst. Now it censors!!!

    I was first motherfuckers!!

  4. Susan

    dude. he looks old. but he’s young. that’s always weird.

  5. Does anyone really give a shit?

  6. imagen

    Bob, since you’re going to make a big stink about being first when you weren’t, I guess I should do this although it’s not my style…

    FRIST bitches!

  7. snarkyscreenname

    He needs to bleach his teeth….they look terrible.

  8. ZigZagZoey

    It must be hard going thru life with that perpetual doofy look on his face.

  9. Rush

    The Good: Nice commentary, Fish
    The Bad: Top Chef advertisement on the sides.
    The Ugly: Chris Klein’s attempt at “Blue Steel” in Pic 4.

  10. The Dark Pig

    I new that kid from Glee was a drinker… or a dopeldanger.

  11. Irene Barcelo

    I don’t understand why anyone is drinking driving in the first place! What an idiot.

  12. RasputinsLiver

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    Like the new changes overall. But could you PLEASE do away with the cold white background!

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    Change it maybe to an off-white, a cream colored background. Something muted that doesn’t tax the eyeballs, but instead relaxes them.

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  13. dude

    LMAO at comments, “delicious and convincing booze is…” nice work Fish.

  14. Commented on this photo:

    Good God, when did he start looking like Paulie Shore’s nerdy uncle?

  15. Nicole
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks a little gay.

  16. sobrietyisacrutch

    Funny comments, Fish! I like pancakes too. :) And poor, sweet, gay Chris. He actually didn’t get to bang Katie either. She was on that “no dick before marriage” Catholic shtick. And apparently “during” now, too.

  17. VegasDude

    Ya, what a loser… Looks like he went to the same class as LILO…… “HOW TO SELF DESTRUCT YOUR HOLLYWOOD CAREER IN 3 EASY STEPS”
    1-DRINK
    2-SNORT
    3-DRIVE
    Hey, maybe he should tryout for that new Deepthroat movie too !!!!!

  18. That FOD video demonstrates why Chris Klein will only be known as “that guy from American Pie.”

  19. ChuckleStain

    Why is anyone still talking about this guy?

  20. I swear, what is it with young Hollywood these days? Doesn’t anyone remember the 40s and 50s when everyone had a LIMO and a DRIVER?? Man, you could get coked off your ass in the back seat and never get nailed for plowing over a hobo. *sniff* The good old days… who else misses ‘em?

  21. bar room hero

    who cares, it is so easy to get a dui now…cops are the geztapo.

    Back in the day you could have a good time and drink up, so long as you did not drink too much (ie get stupid…throwing up, causing fights) a kindly officer would give you a warning; most of the times give you an escort, and or ride home. Now it is all about money…

    Then again, this was before rap garbage and all of this other shite…

    BETTER DAYS. are gone.

    The Bar Room Hero.

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