American Pie star/that guy who made that coked out Mamma Mia! video Chris Klein was arrested for DUI this morning after swerving all over the 101 like Lindsay Lohan trying to murder an assistant. (Jury pool tainting, HIYO!) TMZ reports:
Law enforcement sources tell us a CHP officer stopped Klein on the 101 freeway in Los Angeles at 3:13AM.
31-year-old Klein was arrested after failing a field sobriety test, we’re told.
According to the police report, Klein was “observed weaving from the #3 lane into the #2 and #4 lane westbound US 101 at Woodman Ave.”
You really have to feel bad for Chris Klein. He used to bang Katie Holmes when she was hot only to find out she’s willing to go years without sexual intercourse because a midget told her aliens give him Jesus powers, and now this. Some might say, he brought it upon himself by drinking and driving, but those people clearly don’t understand how delicious and convincing booze is. Right now it’s telling me I don’t need pants in this Starbucks and that everyone wants to hear my deepest thoughts screamed in their face. “THIS PLACE SHOULD SERVE PANCAKES!”
UPDATE: Police are telling TMZ Chris Klein blew three times the legal limit and had a dog in a car which is just plain stupid. There’s your designated driver right there.
Photos: WENN
imagen | June 16, 2010 at 10:31 am
He scares me.
Gen | June 16, 2010 at 10:32 am
Aw… vid doesn’t work.
bob | June 16, 2010 at 10:33 am
Fuck!!! this fucking placed just got from bad to worst. Now it censors!!!
I was first motherfuckers!!
dude | June 16, 2010 at 12:03 pm
trust me Bob, nobody cares if you were first or not.
Douchenozzle.
bob | June 16, 2010 at 12:35 pm
fuck you you twat face motherfucker!
Christina Spears | June 16, 2010 at 12:56 pm
What’s funny is that u were NOT first!
bob | June 16, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Goddamn it you assholes. I was not first cuz these motherfuckers at the superficial did not post my comment i had to retype the damn thing and i ended up being 3rd.
Susan | June 16, 2010 at 10:41 am
dude. he looks old. but he’s young. that’s always weird.
Jimbo | June 16, 2010 at 10:53 am
Does anyone really give a shit?
shine | June 16, 2010 at 4:50 pm
nope, NEXT!
imagen | June 16, 2010 at 11:03 am
Bob, since you’re going to make a big stink about being first when you weren’t, I guess I should do this although it’s not my style…
FRIST bitches!
snarkyscreenname | June 16, 2010 at 11:03 am
He needs to bleach his teeth….they look terrible.
ZigZagZoey | June 16, 2010 at 11:14 am
It must be hard going thru life with that perpetual doofy look on his face.
Rush | June 16, 2010 at 11:20 am
The Good: Nice commentary, Fish
The Bad: Top Chef advertisement on the sides.
The Ugly: Chris Klein’s attempt at “Blue Steel” in Pic 4.
The Dark Pig | June 16, 2010 at 11:23 am
I new that kid from Glee was a drinker… or a dopeldanger.
Rush | June 16, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Respect for your use of the word “dopeldanger.”
Surprised you prefaced it by misspelling “knew.”
The Dark Pig | June 16, 2010 at 2:42 pm
To be fair, I also mispelled doppelganger.
August Teen | June 16, 2010 at 11:29 pm
Need an umlaut over the A, too.
Irene Barcelo | June 16, 2010 at 11:31 am
I don’t understand why anyone is drinking driving in the first place! What an idiot.
RasputinsLiver | June 16, 2010 at 11:51 am
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dude | June 16, 2010 at 12:03 pm
LMAO at comments, “delicious and convincing booze is…” nice work Fish.
sobrietyisacrutch | June 16, 2010 at 2:14 pm
Funny comments, Fish! I like pancakes too. :) And poor, sweet, gay Chris. He actually didn’t get to bang Katie either. She was on that “no dick before marriage” Catholic shtick. And apparently “during” now, too.
VegasDude | June 16, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Ya, what a loser… Looks like he went to the same class as LILO…… “HOW TO SELF DESTRUCT YOUR HOLLYWOOD CAREER IN 3 EASY STEPS”
1-DRINK
2-SNORT
3-DRIVE
Hey, maybe he should tryout for that new Deepthroat movie too !!!!!
lulacrazygirl | June 16, 2010 at 5:42 pm
That FOD video demonstrates why Chris Klein will only be known as “that guy from American Pie.”
ChuckleStain | June 16, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Why is anyone still talking about this guy?
Iveski | June 16, 2010 at 8:28 pm
I swear, what is it with young Hollywood these days? Doesn’t anyone remember the 40s and 50s when everyone had a LIMO and a DRIVER?? Man, you could get coked off your ass in the back seat and never get nailed for plowing over a hobo. *sniff* The good old days… who else misses ‘em?
bar room hero | June 16, 2010 at 8:49 pm
who cares, it is so easy to get a dui now…cops are the geztapo.
Back in the day you could have a good time and drink up, so long as you did not drink too much (ie get stupid…throwing up, causing fights) a kindly officer would give you a warning; most of the times give you an escort, and or ride home. Now it is all about money…
Then again, this was before rap garbage and all of this other shite…
BETTER DAYS. are gone.
The Bar Room Hero.