For the oft-neglected portion of The Superficial’s audience who are good sports during the plethora of bikini posts, here are shirtless pics of Chris Hemsworth and Joe Manganiello hitting Sydney and Miami beaches respectively even though both of them could be firing Louis Vuitton shoes and engagement rings out of their massive engorged wangs and they’d still never come close to the amount of clicks for 1/8ths of Lindsay Lohan‘s nipple. For the Internet is a cruel, unyielding wasteland tamed only by those of an iron will and the comfiest of jammy pants. *rubs fabric between fingertips* Now that’s breathable cotton…
Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Splash News
Goddamn it! Someone photoshopped some dude’s head on my body again!?!?!?!
That made my day. Thanks for the laugh.
Im Chris Hemsworth’s penis and I approve this message.
Yeah, well at least i know what pizza tastes like
I would ride that pony all the way around the corral.
Sex on a stick.
I would totally wash my clothes by hand against his abs.
I wouldn’t; laundry powder can be irritating if it comes in contact with human skin. I would touch his penis though. BAM.
This site is getting gayer by the day…AND I LOVE IT!!!
I definitely would fuck him
Well that’s because you’re a skeevy little whore.
really? i thought it was cos they’re horny, you douchebag
Hahaha!! THIS! This shit is hilarious!
I bet Alexander Skarsgård shows up occasionally to give them encouragement at the gym–and also to bang every woman at or near the gym.
yeah right…more like every male poop chute at or near the gym
Not feelin’ it. Guys have to have a personality for me to be attracted to them whereas girls just have to have a pretty face and nice titties. So, I’ll take less of these dudes and more hot chicks in bikinis, please.
STFU kimmy, everyone knows you’re a dude.
How about you shut the fuck up you little cunthole. It figures some simple minded little twat like you would fall for some shirtless dudes. Ooh muscles! They’re so hot! God, little bitches are so fucking easy.
Ooooh, jealous much? I’m thinking you’re a middleaged man who is totally threatened by this little hottie and the fact that women want to do him (and obviously, not you)… just sayin’ :). Your greeneyed is showing, dude.
Don’t let these bastards get you down, kimmy. There are plenty of us who know who you are and love you for it.
Hahaha! Oh my god, you guys, I seriously just laughed out loud at whatever the fuck browny just typed. Or maybe it was when he/she called me a douche! LOL! I’ve never been called a douche before! Rock!
Yeah seriously…fuck off Kim!
Obviously, spiral and laura have ugly faces and look like shit in bikinis.
AND we;ll have more of the hot dude, sans shirt… more, more, more. Sick of ugly guys, the baldys, the fat, the losers. Get the body or GO AWAY…
Finally, guys need ONE more thing (and it aint personality)… didja guess? uh, huh and it needs to be BIG or out you go…
?personaliy? what for???? hehe, you just need to look good, be good and keep your mouth shut.
Oh they can keep their mouths open, as long as it’s not for talking…
LOL ok Kimmy… you come to a site like the Superficial to see guys (and babes) with great personalities? GTFO
More hot shirtless men please.
No, the girls don’t need personalities! I come here for the stupid silly comments and for the hilarious shit fish writes. And dick jokes. And tits. And boobs.
I feel like you try too hard to be that ” witty cool hot(?) chick who is just one of the guys”.. just the way u come off here
Sweetie, if you knew me in real life, you would know that I’m just being myself. I don’t have to try. I never claimed to be witty or cool either. If you guys want your muscle men with their shirts off, I really don’t care. Go to chippendale’s or some shit, have fun looking at these dudes, whatever. That is not my thing and you don’t have to like it or agree with it. I don’t even know who these two dudes are. I don’t watch movies and I watch very little TV. If I did, maybe I’d get the fascination. Let me put it this way, I didn’t get the Ryan Gosling fascination until I was forced to watch some of his movies. Now, I get it.
nice body
Me too.
mmmmmm…. holy werewolves and thunder gods the things i would let these 2 fine specimens do to me.
OMG !! They’re both so hot ! Real man candy. I want some !
Forgot to add something. This two can make a sandwich with me as spread. I think I just came.
I don’t know about all that sandwich shit, but I would allow them to put their penises into my vagina. Ta-DOW.
mmmm man candyyyy
I wouldn’t kick em outta bed for eating crackers.
dayum
Damn.
THANK YOU GEEBUS!!!
I wouldn’t mind playing his didgeridoo. Or throwing his boomerang. Or whatever they call it down there in Oz.
My wet dream is me slapping his ass and send him to go make me a goddam sandwich, whore!
jesus h, christ. how much penis does he have in those shorts?!
double dayum
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Those prominent jaw and brow…If I didn’t know any better I’d say someone’s no stranger to HGH.
Oh, darling… No need to feel envious of him if you look like a rachitic flamingo, I bet you have other redeeming qualities.
Yummy…Chris!!!
My wet dream is him slapping my ass while fucking me hard and calling me a whore.
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