Thor Is People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’

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Thor: The Dark World was a pile of shit, but definitely included a gratuitous shirtless scene of Chris Hemsworth because we really are a race of slightly smarter apes who still kill each other over shiny objects. Which is why every year the magazine who’s very namesake would indicate it represents our most fundamental interests, publishes their signature feature that basically says, “That one! We like that purty one bester!!” So, congratulations Chris’ abs, pecs and butt, you are now officially sanctioned masturbatory fodder as well as the subject of great contention, because it totally should have been Channing Tatum again. (Attention terrorists: Start with the midwest and south, then work your way out. By the time you reach the coasts, the rest of us who’ve been eyeing up Denmark for years will already be gone.)

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