Chris Hemsworth Deserves to be Thor and Other News

- Chris Hemsworth shuts me up about Alexander Skarsgard as Thor. [After the Jump]

- Irina Shayk knows Cristiano Ronaldo banged Paris Hilton, right? I feel like she should know that and also that I’m disease-free. Wink. [Egotastic]

- Nicole Kidman’s a ginger again. [Dlisted]

- Tara Reid keeps getting sexier. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Sam Worthington doesn’t bring the moists. [Lainey Gossip]

- AnnaLynne McCord apparently just shows up random places now and looks hot. Neat. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tom Hardy had sex with dudes. [IDLYITW]

- Kanye West’s first day on Twitter. [Popeater]

- Blake Lively is leggy. [Popoholic]

- Michael Lohan writes songs now. [The Fab Life]

- The Most Frightening Pictures of Mickey Rourke [BuzzFeed]

- Leonardo DiCaprio bails out of Mel Gibson’s Viking flick. [The Blemish]

- 50 Cent is back to normal. [Huffington Post]

- Taylor Momsen is so edgy, you guys. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Mischa Barton is definitely still on drugs. [Socialite Life]

- Sara Gilbert was a lesbian the entire time! Who knew? (Don’t answer that.) [ICYDK]

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