Chris Hemsworth Deserves to be Thor and Other News

July 29th, 2010 // 31 Comments
Thor

- Chris Hemsworth shuts me up about Alexander Skarsgard as Thor. [After the Jump]

- Irina Shayk knows Cristiano Ronaldo banged Paris Hilton, right? I feel like she should know that and also that I’m disease-free. Wink. [Egotastic]

- Nicole Kidman’s a ginger again. [Dlisted]

- Tara Reid keeps getting sexier. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Sam Worthington doesn’t bring the moists. [Lainey Gossip]

- AnnaLynne McCord apparently just shows up random places now and looks hot. Neat. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tom Hardy had sex with dudes. [IDLYITW]

- Kanye West’s first day on Twitter. [Popeater]

- Blake Lively is leggy. [Popoholic]

- Michael Lohan writes songs now. [The Fab Life]

- The Most Frightening Pictures of Mickey Rourke [BuzzFeed]

- Leonardo DiCaprio bails out of Mel Gibson‘s Viking flick. [The Blemish]

- 50 Cent is back to normal. [Huffington Post]

- Taylor Momsen is so edgy, you guys. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Mischa Barton is definitely still on drugs. [Socialite Life]

- Sara Gilbert was a lesbian the entire time! Who knew? (Don’t answer that.) [ICYDK]

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  1. sean

    Primus.

  2. sean

    Secundus.

  3. sean

    Tertius.

  4. sean

    Quartus.

  5. wonktits

    first

  6. sean

    Quintus.

  7. sean

    Sextus.

  8. Marcus Aurelius

    Quintus

  9. Jessica

    Soch

  10. Sara Gilbert has been openly out since her college days. The media just didn’t give a shit until now, for some reason. And by “for some reason,” I mean “because who the fuck gives a shit about Sara fucking Gilbert anyway?”

  11. caesar et sum iam forte, brutus ad erat. that cant be the same sean can it

  12. Vercingetorex of the Gauls

    Get off my Fish you vile Roman dogs!

  13. Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

  14. El Chileno

    Dejense de hablar webadas.
    The five minute trailer, A W E S O M E

  15. Serf

    I toil all day in debt.

  16. captain america

    he must have woken up by now?

  17. Daryl G.

    Good job, shitty writer! A broken link!

    • Spooky72

      It wasn’t broken when he posted it. A few hours later, Marvel’s lawyers made everybody pull the video. I guess he should check the video every five minutes and make sure it’s still working, just so you don’t get upset.

  18. Gosselin smith

    I really like him as well as his brother! Liam and Miley are so cute together!
    http://hubpages.com/hub/AcaiMaxCleanse

  19. dontlooknow

    Re: Mickey Rourke. EEWW. Looks like they used an old vagina to make him a new face….

  20. stinky mcpoop

    Shadrach Meshack Abedinago

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