Chris Hemsworth Deserves to be Thor and Other News

July 29th, 2010 // 31 Comments
Thor

- Chris Hemsworth shuts me up about Alexander Skarsgard as Thor. [After the Jump]

- Irina Shayk knows Cristiano Ronaldo banged Paris Hilton, right? I feel like she should know that and also that I’m disease-free. Wink. [Egotastic]

- Nicole Kidman’s a ginger again. [Dlisted]

- Tara Reid keeps getting sexier. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Sam Worthington doesn’t bring the moists. [Lainey Gossip]

- AnnaLynne McCord apparently just shows up random places now and looks hot. Neat. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tom Hardy had sex with dudes. [IDLYITW]

- Kanye West’s first day on Twitter. [Popeater]

- Blake Lively is leggy. [Popoholic]

- Michael Lohan writes songs now. [The Fab Life]

- The Most Frightening Pictures of Mickey Rourke [BuzzFeed]

- Leonardo DiCaprio bails out of Mel Gibson‘s Viking flick. [The Blemish]

- 50 Cent is back to normal. [Huffington Post]

- Taylor Momsen is so edgy, you guys. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Mischa Barton is definitely still on drugs. [Socialite Life]

- Sara Gilbert was a lesbian the entire time! Who knew? (Don’t answer that.) [ICYDK]

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Comments (31)

  1. sean | July 29, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    Primus.

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  2. sean | July 29, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    Secundus.

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  3. sean | July 29, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    Tertius.

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  4. sean | July 29, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    Quartus.

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  5. wonktits | July 29, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    first

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  6. sean | July 29, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    Quintus.

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  7. sean | July 29, 2010 at 5:55 pm

    Sextus.

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  8. Marcus Aurelius | July 29, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    Quintus

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    • sean | July 29, 2010 at 5:59 pm

      LOL! A cultured, educated person!

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      • Dorothy | July 29, 2010 at 11:31 pm

        oh yeh your way cultured… wasting your time seeing who can be the first to comment up to five in latin on some gossip blog… real mature

      • Mancuso | July 30, 2010 at 3:43 am

        Grumpius Oldus Manus.

      • Jade | July 30, 2010 at 3:51 am

        Just because I am curious, why does Sean does Latin need to be mature? its the Superficial not an umm smart peoples blog, besides mature is overrated and childish is a hell of a lot more fun

  9. Jessica | July 29, 2010 at 6:01 pm

    Soch

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    • sean | July 29, 2010 at 6:02 pm

      Is that Vulcan or Klingon?

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      • SpaghettiCat | July 29, 2010 at 6:04 pm

        klingon :D

      • lettusaur | July 29, 2010 at 11:01 pm

        Virgin, actually

  10. Cash | July 29, 2010 at 6:48 pm

    Sara Gilbert has been openly out since her college days. The media just didn’t give a shit until now, for some reason. And by “for some reason,” I mean “because who the fuck gives a shit about Sara fucking Gilbert anyway?”

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  11. dudeatdudedotdude | July 29, 2010 at 9:15 pm

    caesar et sum iam forte, brutus ad erat. that cant be the same sean can it

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    • sean | July 29, 2010 at 9:42 pm

      Yes, the real sean, my friend. I warned you that your assumptions about me would be wrong. Nice try with the botched Latin; dog Latin, I believe: “Caesar had some jam for tea, Brutus had a rat.” It’s incoherent nonsense as real Latin.

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      • dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 12:11 am

        Hm no shit. Well en guarde matey i come here to slamdance lol

      • dudeatdudedotdude | July 30, 2010 at 12:21 am

        noli cedere :D

  12. Vercingetorex of the Gauls | July 29, 2010 at 9:49 pm

    Get off my Fish you vile Roman dogs!

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  13. Matrim | July 29, 2010 at 11:06 pm

    Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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  14. El Chileno | July 29, 2010 at 11:28 pm

    Dejense de hablar webadas.
    The five minute trailer, A W E S O M E

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  15. Serf | July 30, 2010 at 12:12 am

    I toil all day in debt.

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  16. captain america | July 30, 2010 at 12:28 am

    he must have woken up by now?

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  17. Daryl G. | July 30, 2010 at 2:03 am

    Good job, shitty writer! A broken link!

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    • Spooky72 | July 30, 2010 at 11:40 am

      It wasn’t broken when he posted it. A few hours later, Marvel’s lawyers made everybody pull the video. I guess he should check the video every five minutes and make sure it’s still working, just so you don’t get upset.

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  18. Gosselin smith | July 30, 2010 at 3:13 am

    I really like him as well as his brother! Liam and Miley are so cute together!
    http://hubpages.com/hub/AcaiMaxCleanse

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  19. dontlooknow | July 30, 2010 at 11:06 am

    Re: Mickey Rourke. EEWW. Looks like they used an old vagina to make him a new face….

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  20. stinky mcpoop | July 30, 2010 at 11:31 am

    Shadrach Meshack Abedinago

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