Thor Shops At Bed Bath & Beyond

February 11th, 2014 // 22 Comments

Because every once in a while I like to toss the ladies a (Hamm)bone after drowning them in a sea of bikinis, here’s Chris Hemsworth shopping at Bed Bath & Beyond. And in the likely chance I know jackshit about women and this does nothing for them, I added this little scenario to bring the sploosh:

“Now once we get inside, my love, I want nothing more than for you to look at every single item in the store, ask me my opinion on it, and then immediately disagree with me because material items deserve intense emotional scrutiny and residual feelings that last for days.”
“Ohmygod, that is everything that I want to happen… except you didn’t specifically say new throw pillows, so now I know you don’t really care about them. Let’s just forget it.”
“How foolish of me. And now I’m no longer able to find just one moment of contentment in life thus binding our fates in a mutual sea of misery.”
“Yay!”

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto

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  1. Slow news day, eh Fish?

  2. There’s no way that didn’t “bring the sploosh”. Well done.

  3. Oh BABY

    No sploosh. :(

  4. MonsterInside

    Sexist, reductionist humor FTW??

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    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    Going around in an undershirt to look like a regular guy is on my “Signs you are a douche bag” list. But don’t go by me. Also on the list are “good looking” and “successful”.

    • anonymous

      At least he isn’t wearing a beanie, scarf and leather jacket in a city where it’s 80 to 85 degrees year round.

  6. What is this TMZ now?

  7. JC

    At least he’s not shopping at the place where he first picked up Miley: Bedbug, Batshit, and Beaverteeth.

  8. Chris Hemsworth Bed Bath Beyond
    Commented on this photo:

    I think that’s actually West L.A., a couple of blocks east of Santa Monica. Just saying.

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    seat filler
    Commented on this photo:

    We need help to clean up that Thorable mess in the garage, and I think these Loki shelves are the right solution

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    NutSlut
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, fuck off.

  11. Ginger Failed

    Are you sure that’s not Stephen Dorff?

  12. Thank you. My eyes feel better now.

  13. Chris Hemsworth Bed Bath Beyond
    Commented on this photo:

    “Your toiletries in aisle 3 are so tiny…and pet-tay.” “You want me to put the money down?! I’LL PUT THE MONEY DOWN!!”

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    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    I just want to know if he used coupons.

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    PassingTrue
    Commented on this photo:

    Deleted scenes from Thor I and 2: “I shall have the least wrinkled garments in all of Asgard.”

  16. Chris Hemsworth Bed Bath Beyond
    Commented on this photo:

    Garment racks? But this implies the wearing of clothes. I see no reason why clothes ever be necessary when in his immediate vicinity. I always imagined we’d be naked. Deliciously, wonderfully naked, at all times. Mmmmm…..I’m sorry. Blacked out for a second there. What were we talking about?

  17. Chris Hemsworth Bed Bath Beyond
    Commented on this photo:

    “Who’s gonna tell him that thing can’t possibly hold that damned hammer?”

  18. Miss_Moppet

    If you’d mentioned him taking me shoe shopping and also rubbing my feet after he impregnates me with his Thor babies, we’d have been in business. But sadly, no sploosh.

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