Chris Christie’s Man-Pussy: What Does It Mean For 2016?

For a full hour last night, Fox News helped the Duggars shift the focus from the fact that they covered up their child-molesting son to blaming the media for finding out they were covering up their child-molesting son. But before we get to that horseshit, Chris Christie looks like he has a vagina, and I go where the news takes me. In this case, into massive vagina-like mandibles that make Maria Shriver’s look almost quaint by comparison. Except not really because I looked at hers again, and that thing definitely collects trophies in an alien spaceship. I immediately regret bringing it up. Stop talking about it!

Chris Christie Vagina Camel Toe

But for real though, that’s a vagina, right? Does Chris Christie not have people to tell him these things are happening, or is that a ticket to the Sarlacc Pit?

“Governor Christie, your.. your vagina is showing.”
“ONGY BUNGA WONG! PUTA SOLO!”
“No, your excellency! No! I’m sor-” *gets shot by Boba Fett*
“Ho ho ho hooooo… You guys want to close a bridge?”

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