Chris Brown’s Selling Pit Bulls Online Now
I’ll be frank, I don’t know a lot about dogs or puppy mills or the SPCA, but I do know a lot about Chris Brown being a fucking idiot which brings us to his latest online venture: Selling pit bulls online for $1,000 a pop which just made Michael Vick go, “People are going to bring up me now, aren’t they? Goddammit.” The Huffington Post reports:
A release from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Los Angeles (spcaLA) called Brown a “backyard breeder” and encouraged the singer to use his celebrity to encourage shelter adoptions.
“There is no reason to breed and produce more Pit Bull puppies when there are Pit puppies waiting for homes in every shelter in America,” said spcaLA President, Madeline Bernstein in the statement. “The $1000 price tag for a Chris Brown puppy could be better spent money saving the lives of shelter animals.”
Brown’s reps told the Associated Press that the site wasn’t a new side-business for the singer. Instead, Brown is simply trying to sell a litter of puppies that his family’s dog had given birth to two months ago.
Also, as much as I hate to defend Chris Brown, these are highly-skilled pit bulls trained to maul the hell out of Rihanna because you never know when she might peep your phone. That’s how people almost die. In an ideal word, we’d all have quick, lightning fast punching reflexes like Chris Brown, but we don’t, so why don’t you back off, SPCA? Some of are just trying to survive Rihanna looking at our shit if that’s alright with you.