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Chris Brown’s Publicist Quit

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To the surprise of absolutely no one, Chris Brown and his publicist have decided to “part ways,” according to TMZ. Let’s assume she’s working for a Disney kid now and conspiring to make Chris operate a cotton gin, is what Russell Simmons will say after he rolls up a pancake and smokes it like a joint. “Maple syrup gonna get me HIIIIIIIGHH.

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