To the surprise of absolutely no one, Chris Brown and his publicist have decided to “part ways,” according to TMZ. Let’s assume she’s working for a Disney kid now and conspiring to make Chris operate a cotton gin, is what Russell Simmons will say after he rolls up a pancake and smokes it like a joint. “Maple syrup gonna get me HIIIIIIIGHH.”
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You can only polish a turd so much….after a while, the tarnish just shows through.
I am wondering if I read into that comment too much
Enough with this ass hole!
I think You are in love with this little boy!
Driving his music up the charts with all this free pub is as productive as voting for Nader in FL in 2000. Sometimes making your point causes the opposite of what you think you want
Clearly Fish believes that Chris Brown is the new Charlie Sheen!
this is shocking!!!
Clearly his fashion consultant quit a while ago also.
HEY LOOK, BLONDE DOES MAKE YOU DUMBER! Can he just go away now, PLZ?!
good.
i hope that means we wont hear about him no more.
He must be a racist. Or just hate assholes.
Ah.
He’s wearing a 20 year veteran gold police badge. They should rip that off his fucking neck.
Nope – that looks like one of those little Tomagotchi Toys hanging around his neck – you know, like all the other 6-year old girls have.
This look doesn’t work for Ashton Kutcher and it certainly doesn’t work on this loser, either.
Birds of a feather…dress alike!
Kutcher is a looser too, just not a wife beater.
He wanted to be one but Demi Moore threatened to kick his ass if he even thought about it.
all needs is an Ed Hardy shirt and an MMA cage necklace and hes got the douche trifecta.
Well lookie heayah now–Chris Brown’s #3 on itunes, #8 on billboard. Keep giving him endless free pub, fish, im sure it’s just killing him financially
http://www.apple.com/euro/itunes/charts/top10songs.html
http://www.billboard.com/charts/hot-100#/charts/hot-100
William Hung has a Las Vegas show; are you impressed?
Good, cuz now you know how I feel about this trashy loser chrissy brown.
Dude ill post it again, seeing as it was so profound you had to delete it. whats wrong truth hurt?:
hey superficial bloger dude, youre a douche, youre acting like Chris Brown raped and beat your daughter, wife and grandma all at once or some shit. fuck off, live and let live. if you dont want to support his career, then dont fuckin buy his next album. its that simple, just shut the fuck up about it already. and no im not a Chris Brown fan, i could give two shits about Chris brown. i just think back to a time where you werent a whiney f-g like Perez Hilton, and did a lot more posts about celeb T&A. but i guess your sites success has gone to your head and you think people actually give a shit about your opinion of Chris Brown, Tila, Britney, Megan Fox, and all the others you badmouth because youre mad you cant be them or in them *church*
You’re setting off the Spam filter by using “fag” and posting this on 20 different threads.
That said, I don’t know how I’ll ever recover from being called a “douche” and a “whiney fag.” You, sir, have bested me with your wordplay.
Internet rule #whogivesashit: When you acknowledge a fuckstick, the fuckstick wins.
what, do i gotta break out my thesaurus to talk shit now!? i just call as i see, you whiney douche! jealousy is a muthafucker huh? dont let it get to you man!
I gotta say, I did not expect him to know the word “thesaurus”
Nice one bro, you forgot to fill out your butthurt complaint form with that rant though. I linked you up though so no worries.
http://uboachan.net/x/src/1296923633603.jpg
Maybe you can start your own website to show everyone how it’s done though, I might suggest http://www.iliketohearmyselfactlikeabadassbutimnotimjustlonelyandufuckingsad.com
Hmmm that name is too long, nevermind just give up and eat yourself until you’re so fat they have to forklift your ass out and you can become the next story on here.
Summary of Infowarrior’s post for those who don’t read long drawn out crap:
Blahblahblah…reference to personal injury of blogger’s loved one…blahblahblah reference to another blogger…blahblahblah…reference to celebrities by name..blahblahblah unrelated word..”church”
What is with not liking someone being equivalent to jealousy? I don’t like Chris Brown, that must mean I’m jealous and want to be just like him. If I wanted to be Chris Brown I could, all I’d need to do is beat up a woman and a window, and cry while dancing. It’s not that hard.
“Quit being such a whiney f_g”, he whined.
Listen you TROLL, I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking to get famous, you won´t do it here… If you walk quitely away now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will SPAM you.
He didn’t beat his daughter, but he beat someone else’s daughter, dumb fuck. Some of us can feel angered by a situation even if it doesn’t affect us directly. It’s this amazing thing called being compassionate, and not totally fucking selfish.
This is your brain… wait he has to have a brain first.
@Boondoggle, lol @ “fuckstick”. sweet i got me a new word to use. BTW fuck off ya fuckstick!
I’m assuming the stopwatch around his neck is paused at 14:59?
All this over a little Hafrican.
Can’t we all just get along?
Is that a Tamagachi on his neck?!
fish like stfu now. We get it. You hate Chris Brown very very much cause he beat Rihanna to a pulp two years ago and havent genuinely apologised to the public. He should be banished from this earth for this heinous crime and never given a chance in life again. Shut the fock up and move on you fat ugly pig.
‘fish, never stop.
all of you defending CB, there are plenty of other R&B artists out there who have not punched their gfs in the face – go buy their albums instead. it’s all the same cookie-cutter crap.
friday, friday, fun fun fun
I’ve never seen anything “genuine” come out of this guy, which why I believe is the reason for all the hating.
Calling people ‘fish’ is classy.
Congratulations!
nice tamagotchi around ur neck foo
I hope Mr. Brown realizes that black guys with blonde hair look as retarded as white guys with corn rows.
This.
…as did his dignity and his future.
We all hate Chris and Rihanna. Stop wasting good air on them!!!!!!!
Let’s talk Jessie James.
Holy shit you can smoke pancakes??? Fucking right!