Chris Brown’s Dad Thinks Rihanna’s No Good For His Perfect Golden Boy

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If you’ve ever wondered how Chris Brown turned into an entitled, whining little piece of shit who won’t own up to a single awful thing he’s done, turns out the answer’s his dad. Daily News reports:

“I personally really didn’t want him and Rihanna back together,” said Clinton Brown, 48.

He then pondered,

“Is that a given — that you can’t have fortune and fame without (death) being the end result?”

He elaborates about Rihanna’s wild partying and something about balance in a relationship, obviously unaware of how Chris already has that shit on lock via the principles of pussy ownership. “I remember when Chris was three and his cousin Jimmy peeped his Tonka trucks,” Brown’s dad continued, “I just couldn’t believe that boy would be so selfish to look at those toys without even asking, I told Chris over hot fudge sundaes after we dropped Jimmy at the E.R.”

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