Chris Brown’s Dad Thinks Rihanna’s No Good For His Perfect Golden Boy

April 29th, 2013 // 14 Comments
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If you’ve ever wondered how Chris Brown turned into an entitled, whining little piece of shit who won’t own up to a single awful thing he’s done, turns out the answer’s his dad. Daily News reports:

“I personally really didn’t want him and Rihanna back together,” said Clinton Brown, 48.

He then pondered,

“Is that a given — that you can’t have fortune and fame without (death) being the end result?”

He elaborates about Rihanna‘s wild partying and something about balance in a relationship, obviously unaware of how Chris already has that shit on lock via the principles of pussy ownership. “I remember when Chris was three and his cousin Jimmy peeped his Tonka trucks,” Brown’s dad continued, “I just couldn’t believe that boy would be so selfish to look at those toys without even asking, I told Chris over hot fudge sundaes after we dropped Jimmy at the E.R.”

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  1. JC

    It’s true: Rhianna’s insistence on getting in the way of Chris’s fists and teeth may ultimately hurt his career.

    I mean, it hasn’t yet, but it might.

  2. Doesn’t anyone else think this outfit and hair combination here would land her on peopleofwalmart .com?

  3. Rihanna Bikini Blunt Fishnet Coverup Chris Brown
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    Dear black people of the world, basketball shorts are not meant for the beach, They make these things called swim trunks, buy some.

  4. Rihanna Bikini Blunt Fishnet Coverup Chris Brown
    bi chick
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    I am so disappointed in Rihanna’s flat ass…wtf? I thought she had a nice bubble?

  5. Rihanna Bikini Blunt Fishnet Coverup Chris Brown
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    who is that ??
    where is Rihannas’ butt

  6. Rihanna Bikini Blunt Fishnet Coverup Chris Brown
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    I was surprised to see her butt was so flat…now I can see it in her shoulder, she’s getting skinny, kinda bummed, I miss THIS:

  7. Shitty parents create shitty kids.

  8. I just made the mistake of reading the comments on the Daily News article. I’m sorry Superficial, I’ll never cheat on you again.

  9. F4F

    His dad should see photos of an anorexic pre-pubescent boy? How would this help?

    But what he’s saying is they are both insane assholes and they (in his opinion) need a normal person to bring them to reality every now and then. In my opinion, no one else should have to put up with them except themselves. So he can go away now.

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    Chris Brown looks like he was the first one to fall asleep drunk around a box of markers and a pack of fucked up friends…

  11. Rihanna Bikini Blunt Fishnet Coverup Chris Brown
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    hood rat. She will O.D. in a bathtub one day.

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