Thanks to a fanbase of young girls who are all too eager to accept that a woman has it coming to earn the favor of their beloved idol, Chris Brown was invited to perform on last night’s VMAs where someone thought it’d be an awesome idea to make him fly. Because that’s what’s missing from today’s woman-beaters: The power of flight. Maybe next we can give him laser eyes or claws like Wolverine. “So, ma’am, you’re telling us your boyfriend shot you with laser beams, stabbed you with indestructible hand knives then flew out the window? Let me ask you this before I continue, he’s a good dancer? Because we’re gonna have to let him go if he is. It’s a silly law, but we like it.”
Photos: Getty / Video: MTV.com
He is really rocking the Urkel pants.
Bitch! Don’t make me come over there and put five across your eye.
tool bag of the 1st order
☞ Hell Yea, right where he belongs, above everyone else there for doing the nation a favor and smacking that dumb bitch around, and then some.
shut up loser. nice name, it says it all. troll.
@ getet
Whos trolling who, snicker licker?
Thanks Love!
muuaahh!
He’s a douche, but his performance was pretty cool.
The stage lights were great.
Downward trajectory, headed straight for Rihanna’s face.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Urkel in a fine-ass white suit!
What an awesome performance. Lip synching AND auto tune. This guy is a true talent.
indeed
I’d rather see the dick-beater die.
I missed the VMAs last night. I can proudly state I havent watched them in, shit, 7,8 years.
But I have one question – Was he crapping in his hand and throwing it at the people watching him?
Can’t lie, his performance was one of the best of the night. That said, the VMAs are always shit. Thank the producers and the songwriters that made you hits, cos you didn’t do a damn thing. And Britney Spears winning an award with Michael Jacksons name on it is a travesty that cannot be forgiven.
I confess, I didn’t watch, but given the line up of performers, I’m assuming that “Chris Brown had the best performance” is the logical equivalent of “That long, taupe-colored turd was the prettiest turd I shat this morning. Look at its sinuous curves, its subtle variations in color. That round little pebble-looking turd never had a chance.”
Since CB is shown here in the “love swing”, can I assume Beiber is just off camera preparing his “snake” for a rear-entry?
A missed opportunity for the crowd to use him as a pinata
bwaaaaahahahahaaha!
Douche-Bag. That is all.
Legend write up dude, the pic is even funnier though:
“Here I come, dick first so all you bitches can suck it!”
That’s some real chivilary right there.
what could more manly than a 40s style wifey beatdown? fluttering over a stage like tinkerbell wasn’t my first guess
Why didn’t they just re-enact the fight scene from Street Fighter the Movie with Chris Brown as Raul Julia and Rhianna as Jean Claude Van Damme?
pssst: HE’S HEADING FOR HELL, folks.
For some reason that isn’t comforting.
Tonight at the VMA’s, Chris Brown will attempt the ever popular feet first entry into Lady Gaga’s stinkhole.
Hate this guy! Why the fuck did they even ask him to perform? I mean yeah he’s a good dancer but he didn’t sing a GodDamn note. Not a single one. And don’t even give me that dancing and singing is hard bullshit. Two words for you: Lady GaGa’s Grammy’s performance of Born This Way… that was more like 8 words, but my point is, this guy is a lazy motherfucking pussy with a yeast infection. It’s called practice you stupid piece of shit. And what the fuck was with the Smells Like Teen Spirit bit that he did? Seriously? Get your nasty woman beating, on the downlow fuckery away from my precious Nirvana. That is sacred territory you little bitch.
I imagine this sounded a lot better in your head.
Eat a bag of dicks, Drew.
a whole bag? wow, drew your in trouuubble
great performance
How much dick did you and your sister suck to get such a deal?
This is funny because the spam that you were responding to is gone. Now you just look like a crazy person.
Is he trying to represent himself as an angel descending from heaven?
This picture was taken mere seconds before he back handed another woman.
This chick I know said that he looked like a giant tampon being bounced around.
That was the funniest shit I heard all day.
It would have been nice if the operator dropped him from the sky and rid us of this asshole once and for all.
See? Pigs CAN fly!
At this point of the VMAs, Rianna curled up in the fetal position.
What’s that? He viciously beat his girlfriend? Can he make us money? Sure…invite him back.
I guess every single female performer there must condone what this asshole did not to come out and say something. Missed opportunity, Gaga.
I always thought he was a little light in the loafers
What a brother doin up in the air ?
Boy, aint you got no sense?
Is that Tinkerbelle? That makes him a fairy!
Ready to take it in the ass from Juston Bieber
I gotta feelin he gonna land in Fairytown
Fairy “Jazz Hands”
Hey looks it’s Black Pee Wee Herman!
Again Chris Brown finds his career hanging by a thread haha…no seriously they just did this so he wouldn’t beat the females in the crowd.
Too bad he didn’t have one of those wrestler-killing wire malfunctions.
damn. I was hoping the cables would fail, and Chris would fall to his death.
Now if only those hooks were going through his testicles, I’d print this one and have it framed.
Planking.
Awww sh!t…shoulda hired the same technicians from Spiderman The Musical
“For those of you who wanted to see Chris Brown hang, I give you…”
lord, saying this asshole’s “performance” was the best one of the night, is kinda of like saying he’s the smartest kid on the short bus. chris brown needs to not exist. and MTV can suck it for giving him a forum.
The performance was very good.
A bit of topic, but he really reminds me of Danny DeVito’s Penguin in that main shot.
That suit can’t be very convenient. Do you know how hard it is to get the blood stains from a white dress after beating up your date? Do you?
the biggest shocker here is that he’s not grabbing his dick.