Chris Brown’s Mom Is Tired Of His Bullsh*t

February 16th, 2012 // 53 Comments
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In the immediate aftermath of his attack on Rihanna, Chris Brown‘s mom Joyce Hawkins, herself a victim of domestic abuse, basically held his hand through the whole ordeal and told everyone how he’s such a good kid so go easy on him. Surprisingly, this turned Chris into an even bigger spoiled brat with a complete lack of remorse, and now his mom’s mad about it because, clearly, she taught him better by helping him duck all the responsibility. It just doesn’t make any sense. RadarOnline reports:

The Tweets have since been removed, and a source close to the singer tells RadarOnline.com: “Brown didn’t Tweet that, someone does his postings to Twitter and when he saw that he ordered it taken down immediately.”

Meanwhile, “Joyce is absolutely livid that those vile words and rants were posted on Chris’ Twitter page. She isn’t buying his excuse that he didn’t post it and she has told him that it is his Twitter page, and only he should be posting to it, period,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com.
“She feels like people were just waiting for a negative reaction to what others were saying about him. She had begged Chris to just ignore it and she is just beside herself that after such successful performances at the Grammys and winning the award, people are now talking about this Twitter controversy. … It’s time for Chris to grow up, and his mother told him that. Chris is his own worst enemy at times and she constantly worries about how he is going to react to stressful situations.”

Yes, if only we had some sort of indicator of how Chris will react to stressful situations. Some sort of sign. Just a hint of foreshadowing, for God’s sake. I guess we’ll just have to settle for the wise words of Anessia PrettyGiirl Armstrong and hope they can guide us through this time of confusion and unrest:

idc , iAlways was and always will be a Chris Brown fan no matter what . y’all act like everyone’s perfect , we all make mistakes . that’s life . deal with it &&’d move tha hell on . cusz if youu think about it whether youu hate him or not he’s still makin millions and doin his thinq . youu think he cares about what anybody has to say about him ? iThink not . N0 he’s N0T perfect but who tha fuck is ?! -___- iWish people would qet off his case and worry about their damn selves .

“cusz if youu think about it whether youu hate him or not he’s still makin millions and doin his thinq.” Wow, I guess I never really thought of that way. Beating woman is sort of okay if you’re rich. I suddenly feel a lot better about all this. Who wants ice cream?

Photos: Getty

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  1. cc

    I suspect ‘Anessia PrettyGiirl Armstrong’ is JD Salinger’s nom de plume.

  2. grobpilot

    This guy’s even a waste of wasted space.

  3. So basically, if we leave the World’s Most Ignorant Post on your Facebook page, we get our very own call-out on your highly visited blog? Is that how it works now?

  4. vekfan

    Me Fish me, I want Ice Creeeeeeeeeam!

  5. Krazy Kookie Dough please :)

  6. Man

    ANESSIA, YOU ARE ONE DUMB FUCKING CUNT. And ignorant to boot.

  7. Chris Brown Grammys
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Diaper rash?

  8. tlmck

    So basically if he goes out and commits murder tomorrow he will win 3 Grammys next year?

  9. Newtz

    He smacked his Mom at a hotel few years back, she shoulda gotten him help then. She only cares when it affects his record sales. His fans are a total waste of sperm and eggs.

  10. My favorite is still the Grammy organizer from yesterday who pointed out that the entire tiff between those two wacky kids “victim”ized a previous Grammy’s, I guess due to timing.

    And you know that guy would be the first to flaunt his support for women’s equality, battered women, women’s rights, etc. But when it gets remotely inconvenient — such as when an actual young woman is beaten, bitten and otherwise abused by an angry closeted dime-a-dozen R&B/Hip-Hop pan flash, anything resembling a concrete principle evaporates.

    • Newts

      I was disturbed by that guy too, no one was a victim except Rhianna. What a dumb shit.

    • Reddit has the arrest warrant up with the description of exactly what happened. All those half-aware dingbats who volunteered to be abused by this freak might want to look into what they are signing up for.

  11. …”In life we all get beat more or less—why should women be sparred..
    Bitches need to stop crying and take it like a man.”

    This is a direct quote from the great Chinese social philosopher–Confucius

    I guess Confucius and Chris “Beat a Hoe Down” Brown believe in keeping the “pimp hand” strong, and the bitches in line.

    They always say “great minds think alike.”

  12. Deacon Jones

    I mean, hitting a woman is one thing, but biting her face???

    That’s what chimpanzees do when they go berserk, the bite/maul people’s faces and genitals. Literally.

    • Newts

      It sounds like he tried to kill her, according to the police report.

    • Kikidee

      That’s settled then. Chris Brown is the reincarnation of Cheetah. Although what exactly the chimp did to deserve this fate beats me. (no pun inteded)

    • vekfan

      ^This. He is a monkey, looks like a monkey, acts like a monkey – jumping up and down on boxes flapping his arms, wouldn’t surprise me if he puts bananas up his ass. BTW, that’s not racist, I’d say the same if he was white.

      • Schmidtler

        you forgot throwing his own feces and masturbating furiously. and how do you know he DOESN’T have a banana up his ass?
        CBLTC!!!

  13. Bianca

    Favourite Books: Twilight & Shut Up I’m Talking
    Favourite TV Show: Jersey Shore & Teen Mom
    Favourite Activities: Cash
    Others: The Bible, God

    ……….

  14. Lin

    Funny how he thought he was such hot stuff at the Grammys yet anyone watching at home was bored and leaving the room.

  15. Seriously, what is the point to have a twitter account, when you don’t write the messages yourself???????

  16. 101

    Now THAT’s parenting.

  17. Geena

    As a female, I am “worrying about my damn self” I would not like to receive a beating.

  18. So let me get this straight – they can’t find another black guy who can sing and dance?

  19. JC

    Like his mother, I’m also concerned about how he reacts to stressful situations. Here’ s a possible course of therapy treatment: In a controlled, clinical environment, allow Chris to react to the stressful situation of a mob savagely beating him within an inch of his life.

  20. mickey B

    He has to wear that B on his jacket so everyone knows he’s been buttfucked.

  21. the snowman

    pssst: BUY ALOT OF SLEEPING PILLS.
    anyway: goodnight now…..

  22. Chris Brown Grammys
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    It just occurred to me that to this very moment, I’ve never heard a Chris Brown song. Were it not for The Superficial…and judiciously applied fists to Rhianna’s face…I’d have no idea who he is.

    • Hank Sinatra

      Five years from now he’ll be picking up your trash.

    • If it weren’t for The Office playing his song “Forever” at Jim & Pam’s wedding, lifted from a viral YouTube wedding entrance video, I’d be right there with you, McFeely.

    • spartacus

      Agreed, don’t know any of his songs, yet there seem to be dozens of rap stars in America that I haven’t heard of, yet who are millionaires. He looks ‘light of step’ in this pic, is he a friend of Dorothy’s?

  23. quizmo

    is it just me or does he have a “i want to punch you in the face” look? [yes, that can be read both ways].

  24. Pat C.

    Oh, it’s OK because he’s rich. Now I don’t feel bad about Phil Spector killing that woman – he’s rich, too!

  25. CBrown-Hater

    She ain’t the only one, Chris Brown is a piece of shit, low-life cocksucker that should get a few caps popped in his ass.

    Word!

  26. Jerry

    Ah once again, it’s time to attack Chris Brown. Perez Hilton and his ilk are determined to bully this guy until he commits suicide. Holier than thou cocksuckers.

    I appreciate his tweets. There’s only so much a guy can take.

  27. Anastasia Beaverhausen

    A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.

    Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.’s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.

    Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, ‘I’m going to beat the sh– out of you when we get home! You wait and see!’

    The detective said “Robyn F.” then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.

    Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, ‘I’m on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.’ After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, ‘You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I’m really going to kill you!’

    Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.

    Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.

    Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.

    Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.

    Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.

    Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.’s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.

    She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown’s body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.

    Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.’s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response.

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