Chris Brown performed on The Today Show this morning where he spent most of his performances grabbing his penis and making the exact same faces he probably made with his boyfriend. (Remember that time Chris Brown had a boyfriend? He had a boyfriend.) On that note, these shots were begging to be turned into a GIF, so I took my first shot at one and hope you guys like it. I call it, “Did That Chick Just Peep Her Man’s Phone and NOT Get Beat? DAYAMN! I’mma Keep Touchin’ My Dick.”

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@KEISHAV You’re right on! Grab that package all you want Chris – some folks always gonna talk shit, but we your camp has and will always have your back.
Grab that package all you want Chris – some folks always gonna talk shit (especially here), but we your camp will always have your back.
Chris Brown is a phenomenal performer – there’s no one like him. If you don’t like his stuff, just leave him alone. Move on. Rihanna did – tho they ARE twitter buddies
theres no one like him? he bases himself off of the legendary MJ. Dead or alive theres no one like Michael Jackson. Are you soo far up Chris Brown’s ass you really believe there’s on one like him? c’mon you stan.
……Now All U Haters Say HI to it!!! I’m Done! *Breezy’ voice*
oh, oh check it outttttttttttttt!
http://youtu.be/khCokQt–l4
…..All of U hater say HI to It..I’m Done *Breezy’ voice*
Oh check it outtttt!
http://youtu.be/khCokQt–l4
No talent bum
That’s a bit harsh. I don’t care much for his music but he’s a good dancer and performer.
…In any case, It’s probably a safe to say he’s got personal problems he needs to work out.
What a tool! How is this prick famous?
Funny how a post about Chris Brown will always involves some comment like oh I hate how black people do this, and oh I hate how black people do that. I dont think posts about the Kardashians get as much anti-Armenian posts on this site. Or how about Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton? Do people complain as much about how there are plenty of useless white trashy Hollywood female celebs? No because people will usually attack just that person (ie oh shes such a whore, etc).
Hell I dont even like Chris Brown and I think some ppl went overboard. Like Venom. If you feel so strongly maybe you should take your message of hope and black empowerment to the black masses in the ghetto. If you think Chris Brown represents all of us, then maybe you should stop visiting or living in the ghetto so much. Because you wont reach them here on this site with your precious message.
And while you are at it go and perfect every other race out there. Because I know there are many other colors of asshole in this world. Tell the Jews to stop making some much money. Tell Hispanics to stop mass migrating into this country. Tell the hordes of Asians at my college to stop cheating so much. And tell all the white supremacists like Bachmann and Palin to shut the fuck up because they wouldnt even know how to run a country if it was their mouths. See that? Stereotyping.
No one is denying the truth but a lot of you only see it when its one color.
Wah, they hewrt my widdle, biddie feewlings wah
How much they paying you to comment on here? broke ass white cracker, seems like your on here 24 hours. That ain’t no joke cracker neck.
Fucking red neck
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? 6foot1athlete masturbating on Chris Browns GIF.
Looks more like a Miley vagina diddle to me.
where are all the white crackers on here? go to the real hood and talk shit internet hoes I do things not sit here and watch a page all day
where are all the white crackers at?
where are all the white crackers at? comment
Is this guy wearing a sports bra under his shirt….or a wife beater cut to show his mid drift?
Your comments are doing all the talking for us, Sambo.
See another fucking red neck white cracker commented. lol!!!
See I’m fucking with ya’ll dumb red neck asses, i don’t spend my time on the internet, I gets money stay off the internet for the whole day.
Lets see how many dumb ass no job having ass red neck crackers comment. Any comments I love it.
Fuck all red neck crackers
Red neck crackers ain’t shit, that’s why they comment on here. I’m never on this bullshit just saw these cracker ass red necks comment, just thought i’d fuck with the crackers all day seems like that what they do, Behind curtains coward asses.
See 9 times out of 10 these fucking red necks, commenting on this page and got another page on porn, jacking they lil peters off thats what red neck crackers do. Go get some real pussy stop looking at lil kids, now watch all the CNBC News red neck white crackers comment. Lol let’s see them
Fucking red neck ass crackers fucked up the economy first real bad.
Economy fucked up cause these fucking red neck ass crackers. Lol lol!!!!
And white red neck crackers suppose to be successful, ha ha lmfao.
Do you have an opinion on white red neck crackers?
But it’s cool I still make great money, its just these red neck ass cracker ass white ppl, thats affected on the internet commenting on celebuzz , dumb asses. You crackers aint getting paid off this shit, see we still have ignorant crackers out here.
Fuck all red neck ass trailer trash ass crackers. See chris brown.
That’s what I thought you white crackers cant see me, now watch all the CNBC victims comment. lol!!!! losers.
I love the guy in the background, he’s all:
“Yeah!! Chris Brown is touching his penis!!!”
shoooooooooooooooooutt! i STILL LOVE CHRIS BROWN! leave him alone
6foot1athlete…
you like to call people ‘dick suckas’ as a derogatory term which is homophobic in itself. but do you realize he fucked guys in the ass? why in black culture is it accepted as macho if you are the top, but being the bottom leaves you vulnerable to ridicule? backwards. an ignorant homophobic race you are. if you are going to hate on being gay, you need to hate on chris brown. because he fucks men up the ass. he is gay. realest talk on this comment page so far.
also.,. get an education.
if you were not there when cb did that shit then you would not know there is no proof whatsoever that he did that shit so stop stating that like its a fact because its not…how about you stop riding his dick so much
you are not a very good fan. he admitted on twitter.
mods approve my last comment
Cracker comes from the sound of a whip snappin on a black persons back ‘cracker’.
HEY CB NO CHANCE 4 EVRYONE…………………………………….HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In every photo there’s always a black dude in the background saying it all with his angry blowjob face.
you all that are making jokes about chris, stop with all the racist comments, its disrespectful….
Hey, Vivian! There’s no disparaging comments about Mexicans over HERE, but you might want to come get your uppity ass involved anyway… Seems serious.
Why is he wearing a sports bra?
And I hate Jews.
hshahahahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
That’s the face he made when he wanted to get into the business… on his knees.
We hold these truths to be self – evident , that 6foot1 athlete is below average in intelligence and does not have command of the english language, but holds and advanced degree in ebonics , which apparently only sub – par people speak and understand . Oh , and he hates white people
He’s Cuttteee :)