Chris Brown Sure Likes Touching His Penis

July 15th, 2011 // 152 Comments

Chris Brown performed on The Today Show this morning where he spent most of his performances grabbing his penis and making the exact same faces he probably made with his boyfriend. (Remember that time Chris Brown had a boyfriend? He had a boyfriend.) On that note, these shots were begging to be turned into a GIF, so I took my first shot at one and hope you guys like it. I call it, “Did That Chick Just Peep Her Man’s Phone and NOT Get Beat? DAYAMN! I’mma Keep Touchin’ My Dick.”

Chris Brown GIF

Photos: Splash News, WENN


  1. Chris Brown Today Show
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    @KEISHAV You’re right on! Grab that package all you want Chris – some folks always gonna talk shit, but we your camp has and will always have your back.

  2. chianne

    Grab that package all you want Chris – some folks always gonna talk shit (especially here), but we your camp will always have your back.

  3. CB the best

    Chris Brown is a phenomenal performer – there’s no one like him. If you don’t like his stuff, just leave him alone. Move on. Rihanna did – tho they ARE twitter buddies

    • FuckSociety

      theres no one like him? he bases himself off of the legendary MJ. Dead or alive theres no one like Michael Jackson. Are you soo far up Chris Brown’s ass you really believe there’s on one like him? c’mon you stan.

  4. ……Now All U Haters Say HI to it!!! I’m Done! *Breezy’ voice*

  5. oh, oh check it outttttttttttttt!–l4

  6. Chris Brown Today Show
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    …..All of U hater say HI to It..I’m Done *Breezy’ voice*

    Oh check it outtttt!–l4

  7. tlmck

    No talent bum

  8. wft

    What a tool! How is this prick famous?

  9. watson

    Funny how a post about Chris Brown will always involves some comment like oh I hate how black people do this, and oh I hate how black people do that. I dont think posts about the Kardashians get as much anti-Armenian posts on this site. Or how about Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton? Do people complain as much about how there are plenty of useless white trashy Hollywood female celebs? No because people will usually attack just that person (ie oh shes such a whore, etc).
    Hell I dont even like Chris Brown and I think some ppl went overboard. Like Venom. If you feel so strongly maybe you should take your message of hope and black empowerment to the black masses in the ghetto. If you think Chris Brown represents all of us, then maybe you should stop visiting or living in the ghetto so much. Because you wont reach them here on this site with your precious message.
    And while you are at it go and perfect every other race out there. Because I know there are many other colors of asshole in this world. Tell the Jews to stop making some much money. Tell Hispanics to stop mass migrating into this country. Tell the hordes of Asians at my college to stop cheating so much. And tell all the white supremacists like Bachmann and Palin to shut the fuck up because they wouldnt even know how to run a country if it was their mouths. See that? Stereotyping.
    No one is denying the truth but a lot of you only see it when its one color.

  10. Chris Brown Today Show
    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks more like a Miley vagina diddle to me.

  11. 6foot1athlete

    where are all the white crackers on here? go to the real hood and talk shit internet hoes I do things not sit here and watch a page all day

  12. 6foot1athlete

    where are all the white crackers at?

  13. 6foot1athlete

    where are all the white crackers at? comment

  14. Chris Brown Today Show
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    Is this guy wearing a sports bra under his shirt….or a wife beater cut to show his mid drift?

  15. Grand Dragon

    Your comments are doing all the talking for us, Sambo.

  16. 6foot1athlete

    See I’m fucking with ya’ll dumb red neck asses, i don’t spend my time on the internet, I gets money stay off the internet for the whole day.

  17. 6foot1athlete

    Lets see how many dumb ass no job having ass red neck crackers comment. Any comments I love it.

  18. 6foot1athlete

    Red neck crackers ain’t shit, that’s why they comment on here. I’m never on this bullshit just saw these cracker ass red necks comment, just thought i’d fuck with the crackers all day seems like that what they do, Behind curtains coward asses.

  19. 6foot1athlete

    See 9 times out of 10 these fucking red necks, commenting on this page and got another page on porn, jacking they lil peters off thats what red neck crackers do. Go get some real pussy stop looking at lil kids, now watch all the CNBC News red neck white crackers comment. Lol let’s see them

  20. 6foot1athlete

    Fucking red neck ass crackers fucked up the economy first real bad.

  21. 6foot1athlete

    Economy fucked up cause these fucking red neck ass crackers. Lol lol!!!!

  22. 6foot1athlete

    And white red neck crackers suppose to be successful, ha ha lmfao.

  23. 6foot1athlete

    But it’s cool I still make great money, its just these red neck ass cracker ass white ppl, thats affected on the internet commenting on celebuzz , dumb asses. You crackers aint getting paid off this shit, see we still have ignorant crackers out here.

  24. 6foot1athlete

    Fuck all red neck ass trailer trash ass crackers. See chris brown.

  25. 6foot1athlete

    That’s what I thought you white crackers cant see me, now watch all the CNBC victims comment. lol!!!! losers.

  26. chemicalism

    I love the guy in the background, he’s all:

    “Yeah!! Chris Brown is touching his penis!!!”

  27. sky-sky

    shoooooooooooooooooutt! i STILL LOVE CHRIS BROWN! leave him alone

  28. lol


    you like to call people ‘dick suckas’ as a derogatory term which is homophobic in itself. but do you realize he fucked guys in the ass? why in black culture is it accepted as macho if you are the top, but being the bottom leaves you vulnerable to ridicule? backwards. an ignorant homophobic race you are. if you are going to hate on being gay, you need to hate on chris brown. because he fucks men up the ass. he is gay. realest talk on this comment page so far.

    also.,. get an education.

    • cc

      if you were not there when cb did that shit then you would not know there is no proof whatsoever that he did that shit so stop stating that like its a fact because its not…how about you stop riding his dick so much

  29. lol

    mods approve my last comment

  30. Tim

    Cracker comes from the sound of a whip snappin on a black persons back ‘cracker’.

  31. HEY CB NO CHANCE 4 EVRYONE…………………………………….HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. Chris Brown Today Show
    cheese mitts
    Commented on this photo:

    In every photo there’s always a black dude in the background saying it all with his angry blowjob face.

  33. Malika Minott

    you all that are making jokes about chris, stop with all the racist comments, its disrespectful….

  34. Your Gynecologist

    Hey, Vivian! There’s no disparaging comments about Mexicans over HERE, but you might want to come get your uppity ass involved anyway… Seems serious.

  35. Rose

    Why is he wearing a sports bra?

  36. Doc Schweinstrudel

    And I hate Jews.

  37. Chris Brown Today Show
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  38. Chris Brown Today Show
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    That’s the face he made when he wanted to get into the business… on his knees.

  39. Average Black Guy

    We hold these truths to be self – evident , that 6foot1 athlete is below average in intelligence and does not have command of the english language, but holds and advanced degree in ebonics , which apparently only sub – par people speak and understand . Oh , and he hates white people

  40. Chris Brown Today Show
    K a l i S w a qq
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    He’s Cuttteee :)

  41. Chris Brown Today Show
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    I assume he’s paying Tag Team the appropriate royalties.

  42. Chris Brown Today Show
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    Nice face.

  43. Chris Brown Today Show
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    “My hole is right HERE!”

  44. Chris Brown Today Show
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    “This is my smack ‘em face!”

  45. Chris Brown Today Show
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    Taking a shit on his career or next girlfriend.

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