“Look, we had eyewitness reports of terrorist activity in Hollywood, the remote to the drone was on my nightstand, so I made a judgment call and went for the strike. Unfortunately, the targets were not real terrorists. However, they were Chris Brown and his friends being fucking idiots, so if anyone has a problem with how this played out, I invite you speak to me privately so I can make the ‘Nigga, please’ face at you the entire time you’re talking. Thank you, and God bless.” – Barack Obama in an ideal world where shit is awesome.
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We’re not a costume, we’re a culture!
Chris Brown is just a shit stain. Christ. Just when you think he can’t top his douchebaggery….
Then he promptly punched all 72 virgins.
Win.
What an asshole.
This is somewhat funny, but definitely in poor taste. And Chris Brown is involved, so automatically it is a fail.
Little kids carrying stupid toy guns get shot by cops every year and this waste of space isn’t shot? GTFO
He should really try and suicide bomb something. Like maybe a cactus in the middle of the desert, so no good people get hurt.
Cacti have value. He should find a bare patch of dirt to blow up. Then again, dirt contains beneficial bacteria and lizards…..
Maybe he should just walk into the Kardashian household? I’m surprised I hadn’t thought of it earlier.
It’s funny because terrorists hate women and love violence, get it? Thousands of people die at their hands? Is this thing on?
Stay classy, Chris Brown.
Why wouldn’t he dress up as a terrorist? His treatment of women fits the MO. Seriously, is anyone really surprised by this?
What terrible costumes. Terrorists ride around in banged up pickup trucks not Lamborghinis. Everyone knows that.
Talk about an opportunity missed! A drone strike would have been easily justifiable under the circumstances.
The terrorist with the adidas sandals is just pointing his hands like guns. And the one on the far left has a star wars blaster.
why am i replying here? I dunno.
I’m pretty sure that Adidas-sandals guy is Nick Cannon, and he didn’t have any toy guns because his mommy won’t give him things to play with. And of course by “mommy,” I mean Mariah.
The real wonder here is how this fine young man manages to sell records and make money as an artist.
That’s easy – there are tons of vapid, moronic fangirls out there with a disposable income.
Hey all you Islamist, Chris is pretending to be Mohammed, go and kill him!
” I invite you speak to me privately so I can make the ‘Nigga, please’ face at you the entire time you’re talking. ”
THIS ^^^^^
is why I love you, Fish.
Worst Nativity scene. Ever.
“Nativity” is the first thing I thought when I saw the photo
The true radical Islamists should propose a pay-per-view beheading of this douchebag and his douchebagettes. i would pony up money for that.
If Chris Brown is allowed to live then the terrorists have already won. This is proof of that.
This is just so accurate, what with how terrorists carry handguns and point them sideways like that.
It’s well known that jihadists and black people do a lot more shooting than aiming.
It’s a good thing for the Rebel Alliance that it was the jihadists who became Stormtroopers.
All the drones and swat teams you’ve got and no-one took him out? That’s a disappointment!
…don’t forget NDAA…these fools should be rotting in a FEMA camp at the very least
No one man should have all that stupid.
I suspect he’s spread it around to several Republican senators, representatives, and candidates.
Why oh why couldn’t they have gone trick-or-treating in Florida?
How do we know they are dressed as terrorists? They could be dressed as the governing bodies of OPEC.
Where’s the LAPD to beat the living crap out of someone when you need them to? Sigh.
First there was Osama Bin Laden… now we have Brown Bin Punchin’
What a cunt. “Queen of Cunts”. Dumb bitch.
I’ll say it here publicly so that next year when I get beat up for dressing in blackface saying “I’m Chris Brown as a terrorist” it’s on the record.
What a fucking asshole. It is a shame he did not meet the same fate as Bin Laden did last night when he wore that shit. Some day this little smug asshole is going to get what he deserves and if I should have the pleasure of being on the jury, his killer will be sure to walk free.
Hmm, Chris Brown huh? I think were gonna see great things from this young man. —crazy republican uncle
come on america this is your chance,
ship him out to the country’s that fit this outfit and get rid of this little cunt
This really isn’t that different than his actual personality, so why should we be surprised? But it is actually quite disgusting. Its borderline racist and considering all of the terrorism/turmoil in the Middle East right now hes lucky he didn’t get his ass kicked on the streets. Loser! Why is he famous? We should boycott his music like the Dixie Chics
Career self-sabotage is a fun job and requires minimal intellect.
She wore less clothes when she went to church?
A redneck could get a three-for by punching a black, gay, terrorist.
Everyone is a little bit racist, it’s true…Not anymore racist than you, you, youu….
I love Avenue Q.
WTF! I click on Chris Brown jihad pic and all I see is 20+ pics of a dumb cunt. c’mon and get it together man
Subtlety, thy name is “Rihanna…”
freedom fighters
That beard makes it looks like he’s got a badger stuffed in his mouth.
UGH!! No more Rihanna plz..
HEY EVERYBODY I’VE BEEN GETTING LAID
Strange, I would think a bleeding heart lib blog like this would embrace terrorism. Oh never mind you just dont like it when someone dresses like that for Halloween. All the other important stuff is irrelevant.
You people probably don’t even know this girl, geez. I don’t see how people enjoy being petty gossipy jealous trolls.
hahaha hes so funnny and im arabic!!
SKANK
Didn’t she JUST get a tattoo of Chris Brown?!
Such class, as always.