Chris Brown Dressed Up As A Terrorist For Halloween. No, Really.

November 1st, 2012 // 60 Comments

“Look, we had eyewitness reports of terrorist activity in Hollywood, the remote to the drone was on my nightstand, so I made a judgment call and went for the strike. Unfortunately, the targets were not real terrorists. However, they were Chris Brown and his friends being fucking idiots, so if anyone has a problem with how this played out, I invite you speak to me privately so I can make the ‘Nigga, please’ face at you the entire time you’re talking. Thank you, and God bless.” – Barack Obama in an ideal world where shit is awesome.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News, WENN


  1. Yuuuuup

    We’re not a costume, we’re a culture!

  2. FastFoodLocal151

    Chris Brown is just a shit stain. Christ. Just when you think he can’t top his douchebaggery….

  3. Then he promptly punched all 72 virgins.

  4. Cock Dr

    What an asshole.

  5. suck it

    This is somewhat funny, but definitely in poor taste. And Chris Brown is involved, so automatically it is a fail.

  6. Little kids carrying stupid toy guns get shot by cops every year and this waste of space isn’t shot? GTFO

  7. He should really try and suicide bomb something. Like maybe a cactus in the middle of the desert, so no good people get hurt.

    • grobpilot

      Cacti have value. He should find a bare patch of dirt to blow up. Then again, dirt contains beneficial bacteria and lizards…..

  8. YoMamma

    It’s funny because terrorists hate women and love violence, get it? Thousands of people die at their hands? Is this thing on?

  9. Stay classy, Chris Brown.

  10. The Royal Penis

    Why wouldn’t he dress up as a terrorist? His treatment of women fits the MO. Seriously, is anyone really surprised by this?

  11. Inner Retard

    What terrible costumes. Terrorists ride around in banged up pickup trucks not Lamborghinis. Everyone knows that.

  12. cc

    Talk about an opportunity missed! A drone strike would have been easily justifiable under the circumstances.

  13. Ugh

    The real wonder here is how this fine young man manages to sell records and make money as an artist.

  14. EveryBodyHatesChris

    Hey all you Islamist, Chris is pretending to be Mohammed, go and kill him!

  15. ” I invite you speak to me privately so I can make the ‘Nigga, please’ face at you the entire time you’re talking. ”

    THIS ^^^^^
    is why I love you, Fish.

  16. it had to be said

    Worst Nativity scene. Ever.

  17. The true radical Islamists should propose a pay-per-view beheading of this douchebag and his douchebagettes. i would pony up money for that.

  18. If Chris Brown is allowed to live then the terrorists have already won. This is proof of that.

  19. IAmAGuest

    This is just so accurate, what with how terrorists carry handguns and point them sideways like that.

  20. achilles wrath

    All the drones and swat teams you’ve got and no-one took him out? That’s a disappointment!


    No one man should have all that stupid.

  22. IAmAGuest

    Why oh why couldn’t they have gone trick-or-treating in Florida?

  23. anonymous

    How do we know they are dressed as terrorists? They could be dressed as the governing bodies of OPEC.

  24. BlinkyTheFish

    Where’s the LAPD to beat the living crap out of someone when you need them to? Sigh.

  25. First there was Osama Bin Laden… now we have Brown Bin Punchin’

  26. Rihanna Queen Of West Hollywood Halloween Carnival
    Commented on this photo:

    What a cunt. “Queen of Cunts”. Dumb bitch.

  27. I’ll say it here publicly so that next year when I get beat up for dressing in blackface saying “I’m Chris Brown as a terrorist” it’s on the record.

  28. El Jefe

    What a fucking asshole. It is a shame he did not meet the same fate as Bin Laden did last night when he wore that shit. Some day this little smug asshole is going to get what he deserves and if I should have the pleasure of being on the jury, his killer will be sure to walk free.

  29. YEs

    Hmm, Chris Brown huh? I think were gonna see great things from this young man. —crazy republican uncle

  30. O.o

    come on america this is your chance,
    ship him out to the country’s that fit this outfit and get rid of this little cunt

  31. Tina

    This really isn’t that different than his actual personality, so why should we be surprised? But it is actually quite disgusting. Its borderline racist and considering all of the terrorism/turmoil in the Middle East right now hes lucky he didn’t get his ass kicked on the streets. Loser! Why is he famous? We should boycott his music like the Dixie Chics

  32. Sardonic

    Career self-sabotage is a fun job and requires minimal intellect.

  33. Rihanna Queen Of West Hollywood Halloween Carnival
    Dame Ed
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    She wore less clothes when she went to church?

  34. A redneck could get a three-for by punching a black, gay, terrorist.

  35. Namehere

    Everyone is a little bit racist, it’s true…Not anymore racist than you, you, youu….

  36. Rihanna Queen Of West Hollywood Halloween Carnival
    Commented on this photo:

    WTF! I click on Chris Brown jihad pic and all I see is 20+ pics of a dumb cunt. c’mon and get it together man

  37. Rihanna Queen Of West Hollywood Halloween Carnival
    Commented on this photo:

    Subtlety, thy name is “Rihanna…”

  38. skunk

    freedom fighters

  39. Blackies

    That beard makes it looks like he’s got a badger stuffed in his mouth.

  40. Rihanna Queen Of West Hollywood Halloween Carnival
    Commented on this photo:

    UGH!! No more Rihanna plz..

  41. Rihanna Queen Of West Hollywood Halloween Carnival
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  42. devilsrain

    Strange, I would think a bleeding heart lib blog like this would embrace terrorism. Oh never mind you just dont like it when someone dresses like that for Halloween. All the other important stuff is irrelevant.

  43. Rihanna Queen Of West Hollywood Halloween Carnival
    Commented on this photo:

    You people probably don’t even know this girl, geez. I don’t see how people enjoy being petty gossipy jealous trolls.

  44. nido

    hahaha hes so funnny and im arabic!!

  45. Rihanna Queen Of West Hollywood Halloween Carnival
    ben dover
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  46. Rihanna Queen Of West Hollywood Halloween Carnival
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t she JUST get a tattoo of Chris Brown?!

  47. Rihanna Queen Of West Hollywood Halloween Carnival
    Commented on this photo:

    Such class, as always.

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