Chris Brown Dressed Up As A Terrorist For Halloween. No, Really.
“Look, we had eyewitness reports of terrorist activity in Hollywood, the remote to the drone was on my nightstand, so I made a judgment call and went for the strike. Unfortunately, the targets were not real terrorists. However, they were Chris Brown and his friends being fucking idiots, so if anyone has a problem with how this played out, I invite you speak to me privately so I can make the ‘Nigga, please’ face at you the entire time you’re talking. Thank you, and God bless.” – Barack Obama in an ideal world where shit is awesome.