Chris Brown Is A Philanthropist Now

“Haha! Only if you peep my phone, silly.”

Because unlike Rihanna, Chris Brown can’t get close enough to us to punch the memory of him beating and biting the shit out of her until she almost died, he’s started the Symphonic Love Foundation to “support and create arts programs for youth while encouraging every day public service” – and wait for it – “respect and kindness.” That’s right, Chris Brown is going to educate America’s youth on treating others with respect. So when your son or daughter eventually throws a chair through the living room window because you asked them a simple question, take a moment to recognize the kindness involved in not beating you bloody in a Lamborghini. It’s like living with your very own saint!

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