Chris Brown Is A Philanthropist Now

November 5th, 2012 // 40 Comments
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“Haha! Only if you peep my phone, silly.”

Because unlike Rihanna, Chris Brown can’t get close enough to us to punch the memory of him beating and biting the shit out of her until she almost died, he’s started the Symphonic Love Foundation to “support and create arts programs for youth while encouraging every day public service” – and wait for it – “respect and kindness.” That’s right, Chris Brown is going to educate America’s youth on treating others with respect. So when your son or daughter eventually throws a chair through the living room window because you asked them a simple question, take a moment to recognize the kindness involved in not beating you bloody in a Lamborghini. It’s like living with your very own saint!

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  1. Matt Lauer

    Right, like Chris Brown can spell “Symphonic.”

  2. The “Symphonic Love Foundation”? I thought that was the name of the girl group Barry White produced back in the ’70s.

  3. He’s a phulonrapist.

  4. Indifferent Bastard

    I hear their motto is Free bitch slap with every dream.

  5. USDA Prime McBeef

    Black people pick the shittiest role models.

    • People in general pick the shittiest role models.

    • January

      Yeah and White Devils like you are the ones that Eat the Shit Huh! The Judge reminded Chris Brown that he needed to set an example for the young kids. Duhhhh! Thats what the boys trying to do. Give him a chance, at least he’s making an effort to turn his life around, but you Children of the Corn try at every turn to kick him back a few steps, when he’s trying to forge ahead and make positive changes. Over 3 years, yet Dickheads like you hold onto your bitter hatred. Tons of Blacks jumped all over Chris for what happened, but the more Blacks see your White hatred, the more you motivate them to defend Chris Brown. Its your own bitter unforgiving hatred that they want no part of. Get off Chris Brown’s
      Dick and try getting a life for a change. Most all, even dick suckers like you deserve a second change homie!

      • Paul

        3 years? Didn’t he recently get into a fight with club security because he wasn’t in the good VIP section? Yes a fine example for the plague of the earth.

      • Adam Frawley

        Didn’t this boy throw a chair through a window for a Today show interview?
        Somebody is out of control but yet one of God’s special people , people that can do anything without consequence

      • Marsellus Wallace

        Beatin dat girl aint no way right ! Brother should be sorry fo beatin at girl and causin her to be uglified

  6. Falis

    You guys are some miserable souls. Your life must be filled with misery and bitterness.

  7. “Don’t be sad honey…everytime a girl gets a black eye, an angel gets its wings!”

    • Carl Spackler

      And devil get his horns !

      • Carl Spackler

        Meant to say ” the devil dun git his horns “

      • January

        People like you should know since you are the Real Devils!!! Give him a chance, at least he’s making an effort to turn his life around, but you Children of the Corn try at every turn to kick him back a few steps, when he’s trying to forge ahead and make positive changes. Over 3 years, yet Dickheads like you hold onto your bitter hatred. Get a freakin life and get off Chris Brown’s Dick. You people who are so judgemental, the ones who murder their wives for money. Hypocrital Bitches to the Core!

      • Adam Frawley

        Jeez, January , try decaf coffee!
        Man , Chris Brown is KIng of the self – important girl beating assholes . Defending his crappy attempts at trying to look like he cares is pathetic

    • The Royal Penis

      Thug angel?

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    Qmak
    Commented on this photo:

    Will Smith sure is getting desperate.

  9. “Oh, Rihanna, I really do respect you…*left jab*…and you know I try my best to be kind to you…*double left jab*…I try to take you to the nicest restaurants…*left jab*right uppercut*…and when we fuck, I always try to go balls deep in your booty…*left jab*left jab*left jab*devastating left hook…

    • January

      WOW, what a SICK PSYCHO, Are you a typical example of what most White people are like?? You represent all Whte folks don’t you! Sad, So Sad, Sick and PItiful!!

  10. dude

    and to entertain the young girl, Chris did his best Slingblade impression”
    “Gonna break my foot off in yer cooter, Mmmmhhhhmmmmmm”

  11. Burt

    Cash cow.

  12. JJ

    If there was ever anyone I’d like to drop in a shark tank, it’d be this douche bag

  13. anonym

    Chris brown has a natural clown face.

    I can’t help laughing when i see that shit

    • January

      Yeah, its funny. You should laugh as it takes a Clown to know a Clown! Keep laughing when you look at yourself in the mirror. Some of us will be laughing along with you. Peace!

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    Damon
    Commented on this photo:

    She is such a turn off

  15. Rihanna No Pants iHeartRadio Music Festival
    Biff
    Commented on this photo:

    Peekeeboo. I see the bottom half of your vagina outline.

  16. Paul

    He’s been one for years. He’s been donating and distributing beatings to Rihanna and asking for no beatings in return.

  17. William Mc Clintock

    ” an dis is mah happi face , when bitches be doing what I say , and no backtalk ! Now , do you want to see my Sad Face ? or my Angry Face ?”

  18. Narc

    Nobody can even be mad anymore, Rihanna went back proving time and time again that women can be emotional wrecks.

  19. jaqueta

    Hey

  20. Rihanna No Pants iHeartRadio Music Festival
    jaqueta
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey

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