“I’mma do something retarded today.” – Chris Brown, each morning.
Chris Brown is a giant fucking idiot who does pretty much whatever he wants without fear of consequence, so what you’re about to read really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. Via People:
Chris Brown faces new potential troubles with the law after allegedly snatching a woman’s iPhone as she tried to snap his
picture outside a Miami Beach nightclub.
“Bitch, you ain’t going to put that on no website,” the singer, 22, angrily told the fan as he reached through his Bentley window around 4 a.m. Sunday and took the phone from her hands, according to a police report.
Circling back to that part where I said Chris Brown is a giant fucking idiot, his genius plan obviously backfired because now this story is on every single website, and it turns out he’s still on probation. So let’s get our good jerking hands out for the part where we all pretend Chris Brown will actually go to jail for this even though he basically got his butthole tongued by the court system after beating Rihanna into a parallel universe. TMZ reports:
If officials determine the allegations against Brown are true — that he “snatched” a cell phone from a woman in Florida — his probation could be revoked and he could be thrown in prison for 4 years.
As TMZ first reported, an arrest warrant has not been issued in Florida …at least not yet.
Of course, the real question here is what could this chick have possibly photographed that Chris Brown doesn’t want people seeing? If only we had some sort of clue. Some sort of hint that really takes this situation from behind and gives it that rough gay sex Chris Brown secretly likes. (I ran out of subtle bars.)
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN
Do both girls have the same tattoo? Oh yeah, and
~~~Chris Brown beat Rihanna and had himself made a custom diamond “Oops” pendant to wear to show his complete, genuine remorse~~~
Still a non-story a Chris Brown is a useless, cock-sucking, jackass. I wish he would get capped and then we would be rid of yet another useless punk.
Capped? Sounds a bit extreme dont you think? Scary even that you care so much.
Remember when Newman got in the jeep with that angry ass dinosaur in Jurassic Park?
chris brown had an increditabel year jus jag off haters get a dam life
Why don’t you show us how to jag off Chrissy Brown ? I’m sure you’re down for it and Missy Brown is hurting for some down-low. Cheers ;*
even seagulls hate him
so my question to everybody is why are ya’ll cting like he beat up your sister or mother???? ya’ll do not know what really happened in that car that night and if the bitch for gave then who are yall to still talk about it and a for him snacthing that girls phone i meean seriously he would have been better off breaking it then snaching it she is probbaly a groupie who wanted to leave with him and he said no and chris brown is gay?????????? please kill yourself who ever thinks such a thing,bottom line is he is making miney reguardless of what yall say so stop hating your not effecting him
“I’M GOING TO CAVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN, BITCH!”
Ugly ass
nice fucking pants nitwit. fuck me! these rappers are mindless bags of water, blood and bones and nothing more.
SanjaI love the black & brown combo. And yes, many people have told me that’s wrong, but what do they know ayawny? :) I’m also a fan of black and navy together, another taboo combination in opinion of many girls.
Karrueche has a hairy, wrinkly, fat body. She’s ugly as hell.
She needs to get pretty skin and a slim body fast… I can’t believe this bi*ch had the NERVE to diss Rihanna.
wth. that ass is awesome
beautiful woman
perfection
Wait, she’s not asian.
This dude is hotter than Rihanna.