Chris Brown Didn’t Shove A Woman To The Ground At A Nightclub. Yet.

Yesterday, TMZ reported that a woman was accusing Chris Brown of shoving her to the ground at a nightclub, causing her to tear ligaments in her knees. A story that immediately gained a shitload of traction because it involved Chris Brown assaulting a woman, so it probably had to be true. Except it wasn’t because the chick was a drunken, obsessed fan who everybody saw fall off a table after spending the whole night trying to jump on stage with Chris. Hollyscoop reports:

“The girl spent all night trying to get on stage with Chris but security kept her away. Then she spent all night trying to get near the VIP area,” the source tells us.
Chris was escorted to his car at the end of the night by security who reported no incidents with Chris whatsoever. Then, after security had his eye on Chris the whole night and walked him out to his car, is when the drama with the falling fan unfolded.
“Three witnesses sitting at a table in the VIP area saw this girl trip and fall on a table, hitting her back on a chair. Chris had already left the building,” the club source recalls.
“[Security] came back upstairs and the girl was sitting on some stairs saying she couldn’t believe Chris pushed her down the stairs and that she broke her hip. [Security] said Chris was nowhere near those stairs at any point. She then threw her shoe at security and started picking things off the ground and throwing them.”

Since then, the club owner has told TMZ the allegations are false, and the police were involved, but only to arrest the girl for all the craziness above until security let her go home with her friends instead. And as much as I hate to clear Chris Brown’s name, he’s smart enough not to assault women in front of witnesses anymore. He does it safely and quietly in the comfort of his home then has sex with a cadre of homosexual dolphins in exchange for carting the body out to sea. I’ve said it a thousand times.

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