Chris Brown Should’ve Gone to T.I.’s Jail

November 19th, 2010 // 46 Comments

What is this? His first day of school? I don’t get it.

T.I. posted a letter to his official website lamenting his current stint in an Arkansas federal prison, and before we jump into this, I’d like to apologize in advance for writing two posts about Chris Brown. If it helps, it’s also another Lindsay Lohan post. :D

I’m, uh.. I’m not making this any better. Tip, why don’t you step in here?

This experience is truly a pain I have never felt before and that’s saying a lot for a nigga who’s been down locked up as many times as I have. I see this as a real ass whoopin’. The kind you don’t just go back outside to play afterwards. You take ya ass to bed and don’t come out of your room until it’s time to go to school. I don’ t know what effect this will have on my life moving forward but I’m certainly sick and mother f*cking tired of going to jail, juve, prison, the pen, correctional facilities or whatever else you want to call it. I’d have been better off doing a 5-10 year bid one time than going in time and time again for days, weeks and months for the last 15 years of my life. Even though it’s been a long road, I’m still standing, barely but nevertheless still standing. At one time I thought my motivation for continuing was for my fans, my partna Philant, my pops, my grandmama, even for the haters or the people I let down. But nah… I got to do this shit for me!!! I’ll be God damned if I’ve come all this way and made it through so much hell to let it go down like this! F*ck that! If an hour in the dark is worth a second in the sun then pass me my mother f*ckin’ shades cause I’m ready to cash my darkest hours in…ASAP!!! A lot of folks had fathers or father figures in the house to raise them into manhood. I’m not trying to make any excuses for my situation but my father was a hustler that lived in New York. My uncle was a local big time dope boy turned 10 year federal inmate. My mother and grandparents did the best they could but I found my manhood in the trap and in prison systems. But I found it. And nan one of mine will ever have to feel the cold tight grip of a handcuff or grace the presence of a jail cell if I can help it. Over my dead body! So if you can’t respect that you ain’t rocking with my movement then Fuck you dog! I know a bunch of mother f*ckers who are…..
- Love KING

Why did he edit some “fucks” but not others… Anyway, this right here is why celebrities need to be sent to jail. If you can break T.I., I’m 800% positive Chris Brown will piss himself before you even lock the bars. In fact, the state of California needs to work out a system where they can ship any celebrity to this specific prison thus sidestepping LA’s infamous overcrowding problem. Can you imagine sending Lindsay to “That T.I. Jail” the next time she runs over a stroller? She’ll not only come out sober, but probably don a mask and start fighting crime. Or at minimum, shank her dad. I’m not gonna get picky here.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Deacon Jones

    He’s wearing fur.

    Is that considered cannibalism?

  2. it must suck to be a millionaire…

    • Levi Coult

      I’m surprised they managed to stuff this little guy’s ego into that jail cell… I can’t wait for T.I to get released so that he can be sent right back for fucking up yet again. People like this are a waste of space. Take his money and give it to me plz.

  3. Big Ups

    keep your chin up tip..

  4. Jacob

    How fucking old is this slice of shit?

  5. New World Order

    If we shot everyone who wore droopy drawers, the world would be a better place.

  6. hellokittylover

    He is digusting for wear fur. Animal Cruelty is wrong and that’s why I am a vegetarian. I don’t support this at all. It saddens me to see people not have a care in the world about wearing a dead animal. It’s NOT fashionable. It’s DISGUSTING. STOP WEARING FUR!!!!

    • Leonidas

      Please. Shut. Your. Trap. The animal rights movement would have a lot more credibility if they could give their disciples some spelling and grammar lessons (not that it would make their whingeing any more relevant – just less painful to read).

    • McFeely Smackup

      Hellokittylover,

      as a devout christian, I know that God gave man dominion over the animals and blessed us with their deliciousness and cuddly soft wearability. Rejecting the meat of the animal in favor of that which grows in the ground is Satans own work, and you serve his wishes.

      Why do you hate God? Why do you love Satan and his salads? Cloth yourself in the skin of the bull, and the fur of the kitten and come again to Gods love.

      McFeely Smackup, God’s BFF

      • hellokittylover

        I love GOD and I pray every single day and thank him everyday for letting me see another morning. The lord has blessed me a lot of times. Especially during hurricane katrina when I was away from my lovely city (new orleans). He answered my prayers. He has helped me numerous times. I definitely believe in God, Im 19 and I went to catholic school since I was age 5-17 years old.

      • McFeely Smackup

        I talked to God and he said I was being too hard on you about not wearing the skin of the beasts. We agreed that it would be enough if you stripped down naked and sent me photos.

        God did agree you need to get some meat in you though.

      • Fur Reals?

        hey, hellokittylover… I bet God/Jesus really love you reading a website with so much nudity, profanity, sexual context and blasphemy. Sounds like that Catholic school education really worked… Just in case they didn’t teach it in your religious school, that last statement is called “sarcasm” or “cynicism”.

        Sincerely,

        Someone who is totally not convinced by your pathetic religious delusions

    • Leonidas

      Spelling “disgusting” as “disgusing” can, indeed, be chalked up to a typo – leaving the “ing” off “wearing” is just plain dumb. I’m guessing that going to a Catholic school hasn’t worked out too well for you.

      PS: What’s your take on the scripture where the apostle Paul says “let the one who doesn’t eat meat not judge the one who does eat meat”? What exactly do they teach people in Catholic school, anyway?

      • hellokittylover

        You’re such an idiot, I type really fast. When you type fast, it’s quite easy to make an error. Wearing was definitely a typo, If I couldn’t spell wearing or disgusting, then trust me, I wouldn’t have graduated from highschool and made it to college, so you can take your lame comments and shove it up your a** okay sweetheart?

      • hellokittylover

        I forgot to add that I don’t judge people who eat meat, Im the only vegetarian in my family. I love my family and have nothing against them. I don’t judge them for eating meat. They respect my decision to NOT eat animals and I respect theirs. I never made a comment about people eating meat. I mentioned how disgusting Chris Brown was for wearing a dead animal as a backpack.

    • Leonidas

      Ah, I see. You’re not judging people for killing animals and eating their meat, you’re judging people for using the pelts of animals that have been killed. I guess your college education has sharpened your intellect sufficiently for you to make that distinction more readily than I did. Awesome! Work hard in college, and enjoy typing fast!

      xoxo

      • hellokittylover

        You just don’t get get it huh? .. Eating meat to live is fine, if that’s what you want to do, but wearing fur from animals that had to be skinned alive as a fashion statement (fur backpack)is not.

        IM DONE.

      • myass

        Who the fuck said his backpack isn’t made of “faux fur?” Huh, bitches? Get the fuck over it.

    • s'up bitches

      I love God. I hate Kittys. I especially love to see their mangled corpses on the highway, for it is good. I once asked the Lord “Why do you kill these poor kitty cats in such a violent way?” God replied “Verily I say unto you, the kitty is the work of the fallen angel, meant to bring homos and fat and ugly single women into his minions.” Therefore, when we see a kitty in the road, we should step on the gas pedal, for we are saving the earth from evil.

  7. thepinktaco

    he’s a douche.

  8. Chris Brown
    McFeely Smackup
    Commented on this photo:

    wait…what does this have to do with Chris Brown? I mean other that using his photo and saying his name?

  9. Chris Droopy Drawers

    “I just done took a dump in my drawers y’all!! YO YO YO WUUUURD!!”

  10. Chris Brown
    jojo
    Commented on this photo:

    Chris likes to bite a bitch on the face.

  11. McFeely Smackup

    I posted this earlier, but it vanished into the SPAM filter (must be set to “AwesomeFilter=1″).

    Why is Chris Brown’s name and photo on this page? This is a letter from T.I. that has nothing to do with Chris Brown, except that Fish put his name and photo over T.I.’s letter.

    wait, are they the same person?

  12. grobpilot

    Yes sir, he’s going to fight through all the hardship and adversity. He going to try, try hard, I say. And when he’s released from the big house he will have proven himself to be……….the same worthless piece of shit that’s been locked up several times before. Morons like this never change. You can read that he’s almost right at the point of blaming someone else for all the trouble he’s been in but doesn’t quite do it. Even if he takes full responsibility for it all, he’s a dumb ass for not learning his lesson, especially now that he has more than enough money to do everything he wants legally, but still makes the conscious choice to fuck it all up.

  13. Chris Brown
    bottom boil
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Fish, you have a lot in common, what with the daddy issues…give a brother a break.

  14. J-Sin

    Jump off his dick, Fish. What are you? Obsessed?

  15. Noooo!
    Twenty five years hoping to one day see someone kill, skin and wear a fucking ewok, and when it finally happens it’s this douche?
    Not fair, man.

  16. Leonidas

    Previous one didn’t go through properly (some kind of weird anti-emoticon filter?).

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  18. wim

    well: BLACK LOSERS ACT LIKE THIS.

    • Ladnar

      What is it with you people? You have to bring the loser card into every conversation. Can’t he just be black?

  19. cc

    Show of hands people…who would like to see me beat the shit out of Chris Brown?

    • Tiffani

      I would like to see you beat the shit out of Charlie Sheen> who beat the shit out of a women in front of their kids on Christmas Day and got away with it. Why is Charlie Sheen Not in jail is the better question. Charlie Sheen is not sorry for abusing women. Charlie Sheen will probably kill the next white women he beats up. Unless beating up white women is OK with you. Guess you just can’t beat up a black women. What the hell is up with that.
      Guess you big boys are too chicken shit to take on Charlie Sheen.

      • cc

        I’d be happy to lay a beating on Charlie Sheen too, believe me.

      • Sage

        Yeah but racists like you will only mention Charlie Sheen when you are called out on your hypocrisy when it comes to Chris Brown.I know that if Chris name was lets say ‘Chris Jonas’, The same fools that judge Chris would be like”oh he’s young and lets give him a chance’,so why can’t the same be done for Chris?

        I support Chris 100% because I have no right or place to judge that kid and neither do the rest of you ‘imperfect people’.Truth is this whole saga has an element of racism to it and as a Black person I refuse to be brainwashed into believing I should turn against Chris while the same White Media overlook their own White people misdeeds such as Charlie Sheen.

  20. lovecbalone

    First not understanding why this post is about T.I. but you have a picture of Chris Brown up there and..as much as you are still on this young man’s back for an incident that happen almost two years ago without any other charges or trouble since…but people are consistently overlooking CHARLIE SHEEN WHO IS
    A TRUE FREAKIN BEATER..why because HE’S CONSISTENT WITH HIS BEATING OF WOMEN…
    @hellokitty..shut up you dont even know if its real fur!!! Most fur product nowadays are FAUX FUR!!!
    leave Chris Brown alone…he’s been a good kid since that incident ..I could see if he is in constant trouble..but he’s not..this is getting old and tired…

  21. Marco

    I would love to slap that smile off his face.

  22. Chris Brown
    KAT
    Commented on this photo:

    CHRIS BROWN IS DA SHYT YA FUK WAT EVERY BODY SAY..

  23. Chris Brown
    KAT
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG U IS SOOO SEXI(:

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