Chris Brown Can’t Be ‘Wife-ing’ Every Chick That Takes Him Back After He Almost Kills Her

In an interview with Australia’s The Kyle and Jackie Show, Chris Brown confirms that he broke up with Rihanna because he can’t be “wife-ing” somebody that young. Apparently he doesn’t know you can still punch women after you marry them? Who the fuck knows? Via E! News:

“Imma do it solo,” Brown continued. “I mean, at the end of the day, shawty doing her own thang, she on the road. It’s always gonna be love. I’m a grown man, just gotta fast forward.”
The singer makes it clear that his love for Rihanna hasn’t gone anywhere, but at this point in their lives, it’s just not practical, “I’m always gonna love that person. I cant be focused on wife-ing someone that young. I need to be the best Chris Brown I can be.”

“Son, let me break it down for you. Who looked at your phone when you were trying to text another woman?”
“Rihanna.”
“And who let you punch her in the face?”
“Rihanna.”
“Bite her neck?”
“Rihanna.”
“Choke her, slam her head against the car door, leave her for dead on the street?”
“Rihanna.”
“And after all that, who had the nerve to go the hospital where everyone found out about your business?”
“Rihanna.”
“See what I’m getting at?”
“Huh. Guess I never thought of it that way. Thanks, Dad!”

- Chris & Clinton Brown, April 30, 2013

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