Here’s Chris Brown earlier in the month sporting a tattoo which people have just now figured out looks eerily similar to Rihanna‘s battered face. He’s, of course, denying that’s the case when, really, he should be going, “You’re damn right it is” because it’s actually a smart idea. Think about it: It’s on the side of his neck facing her when he’s driving a car. So the next time she thinks about peeping his phone, she’ll see the tattoo and go, “Oh, right, that time I almost died.” It’s a marvel in both form and function.
UPDATE: Just kidding, it’s only some dead chick. Phew.








































This does, in fact, look like a dead Rihanna
That isn’t a sugar skull, even a child could see that.
I really hope Rihanna (or someone, anyone) gave him herpes. It’s the least amount of punishment he deserves in life.
Hard to believe someone made a bad choice on a neck tattoo
That blonde hair.. Is terrible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3FVO1u09-o
I’m feeling black and blue.
Give me a tattoo of my ex-girlfriend with half of her face fucked up. No one will notice it.
Is that supposed to be a Catrina??? Pffffft!