So Chris Brown Might’ve Tattooed Rihanna’s Battered Face On His Neck

September 11th, 2012 // 84 Comments
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Here’s Chris Brown earlier in the month sporting a tattoo which people have just now figured out looks eerily similar to Rihanna‘s battered face. He’s, of course, denying that’s the case when, really, he should be going, “You’re damn right it is” because it’s actually a smart idea. Think about it: It’s on the side of his neck facing her when he’s driving a car. So the next time she thinks about peeping his phone, she’ll see the tattoo and go, “Oh, right, that time I almost died.” It’s a marvel in both form and function.

UPDATE: Just kidding, it’s only some dead chick. Phew.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, WENN

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  1. Derp

    This does, in fact, look like a dead Rihanna

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    Cadillac Jack
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    That isn’t a sugar skull, even a child could see that.

  3. Blech

    I really hope Rihanna (or someone, anyone) gave him herpes. It’s the least amount of punishment he deserves in life.

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    Cheerio
    Commented on this photo:

    Hard to believe someone made a bad choice on a neck tattoo

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    Cooookie:3
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    That blonde hair.. Is terrible.

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    SuckerPunch
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m feeling black and blue.

    Give me a tattoo of my ex-girlfriend with half of her face fucked up. No one will notice it.

  7. Chris Brown Rihanna Tattoo Face Neck
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    Is that supposed to be a Catrina??? Pffffft!

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