So Chris Brown Might’ve Tattooed Rihanna’s Battered Face On His Neck

September 11th, 2012 // 84 Comments
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Here’s Chris Brown earlier in the month sporting a tattoo which people have just now figured out looks eerily similar to Rihanna‘s battered face. He’s, of course, denying that’s the case when, really, he should be going, “You’re damn right it is” because it’s actually a smart idea. Think about it: It’s on the side of his neck facing her when he’s driving a car. So the next time she thinks about peeping his phone, she’ll see the tattoo and go, “Oh, right, that time I almost died.” It’s a marvel in both form and function.

UPDATE: Just kidding, it’s only some dead chick. Phew.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily, WENN


  1. Mr. Poop

    That’s a nice pubic beard he’s sporting.

  2. Chris Brown Rihanna Tattoo Face Neck
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    Celebrities have so much money, why do they get the worst tattoo artists?

  3. Well, it IS the only reason this piece of shit is famous, so why not?

  4. El Jefe

    Two fucking idiots. They belong together. True love. I hope they commit murder-suicide.

  5. Mandi

    That looks nothing like Rihanna. This is no Chris Brown defense, though…. ’cause I’m sure that’s just some other poor chick he beat the shit out of.

  6. If you can’t tattoo the gay away by using the face of a woman you beat and bit, I’m not sure it can be done.

  7. cc

    So, he’s worried that he’ll forget he’s a piece of shit, and needs to be reminded of it? He can just fly me to where he is and I’ll punch him in the face instead.

  8. Chris Brown Rihanna Tattoo Face Neck
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    HOLY SHIT!!! The guy is a millionaire and that’s the quality of tattoo he gets? Ive seen better jail house tattoos.

  9. The Most Interesting

    R. Kelly > Chris Brown.

    Richard understands. You don’t beat women. You piss on ‘em.

    What up, Kanye?

  10. Chris Brown Rihanna Tattoo Face Neck
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    What a shitty tattoo! He has millions of dollars, but it looks like one of his buddies inked him in a garage. Thats beside the point though i think it is her face, and I think he’s proud of beating her. That pussy ass no talent punk mofo. She’s dumb as shit too for showing affection toward him.

    • *Pulls out List O’ Euphemisms,
      writes “inked him in the garage”*

    • nowadays

      when is everyone going to realize no one has talent anymore in that sense…. the talent is hustling the deals with what youve got and you cant take that away from anyone they write about on here… they are there and you are not unfortunatly thats the deal… I couldnt hack it so i married into money HA!! :)

  11. jaimee

    smt it’s not a tatt of her why do people like to speculate so much???…

  12. Chris Brown Rihanna Face Tattoo On Neck
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    Showing off his latest work from Stevie Wonder’s Tat Hut.

  13. Chris Brown Rihanna Face Tattoo On Neck
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    If he wanted to sport a bruised and battered face above his shoulders, I can think of a simpler method with completely realistic results.

  14. Put It In

    Stool Pigeon!

  15. Devilish Diva

    Wow, this guy is a complete Neanderthal. I’m totally convinced he’s a closeted gay man. He has so much hatred of women, for Rihanna in particular. He probably wants to be her.
    She’s a dumb ass for even looking at this asshole much less staying in contact and embracing him. Both of these bitches need therapy ASAP!

  16. Cock Dr

    Thanks blogger for ruining lunch via exposure to this douchebag.

  17. Chris Brown Rihanna Face Tattoo On Neck
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    I smell a murder-suicide coming soon. At least it will take them both off the radar.

  18. Inner Retard

    The man is a romantic. No denying that.

  19. Kinda hard to be tough when you’re the doublemint gum guy and getting in scratchfights with one of the kids from Degrassi. Solution: get shitty wannabe jailhouse art tat of the only person you’ve ever beaten up.

  20. lunatik

    I seriously thought that was Rodman before i read the title

  21. Is Chris Brown just the attempted dark gritty reboot of the thong song guy?

  22. Chris Brown Rihanna Tattoo Face Neck
    Ed Gein
    Commented on this photo:

    That would make a TERRIFIC lampshade.

  23. Chris Brown Rihanna Tattoo Face Neck
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    I get it. Brown is ‘He-Man’ and that is a hybrid of Skeletor and Evil-Lyn coming out to attack him.

  24. Chris Brown Rihanna Tattoo Face Neck
    who cares
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s DOUCHBAG!!!!!

  25. who cares

    He’s a douchebag and that’s the end of it.

  26. Chris Brown Rihanna Tattoo Face Neck
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    This here is one classy motherfucker. The human race deserves to die out like the dinosaurs asap.

  27. Your mother’s neighbor is a whore. If you are going to advertise BS, at least check the spelling/grammar ratio.

  28. Chris Brown Rihanna Tattoo Face Neck
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    Only Chris Brown would put a tattoo of a man’s faced covered in bukkake on his neck

  29. Chris Brown Rihanna Tattoo Face Neck
    may the faust be with you
    Commented on this photo:

    good he’s making more mistakes. that’s what keeps me smiling.

  30. terry

    What a jackass. I swear, he will losse it mentally or should I say loose more of it mentally.
    I see his mom getting power of attorney and him getting jail time for bullshit. He is on a collision course with disaster.
    Too young, too much money , too much motherfuckng fame and a whole lot of enablers.
    Sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.

  31. L O S E … LOSE … not LOOSE … Loose is what your ass is after you invite C Brown over to your house for some apple schnapps and a game of full contact Sandusky Tag. LOSE is what you do everytime you try to spell LOSE wrong in an attempt to call out someone else for being a LOSER … Not Losser, not Looser, and for god sakes not Loosser ….

  32. USDA Prime McBeef

    I really like his music though. He’s very talented.

  33. JentheBod

    I didn’t know Lenny Kravitz and Dennis Rodman had a baby? Science! Sheesh!

  34. Kate

    It looks more than a woman with Day of the Dead sugar skull makeup on half of her face than a battered woman. Chris Brown is still an epic douche though.

  35. Ronaldo

    New king of Doucheville.

  36. Fred Chilton

    And the beat goes on …. and the beat goes on …

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  38. Jay

    Stay classy C. Brown

  39. MyCoworkerIsHot

    According to the rest of the Internet it’s suppose to be a Mexican sugar skull or a MAC Cosmetics interpretation of one. WTF that is not a sugar skull, I should know I am Mexican.

  40. That’s a Dia de los Muertos mask of sorts. Half painted, half un-painted. Ugly, hideous, shittastic work, but not a battered Rihanna. Dennis Rodman Jr. can’t do anything right. Douche.

  41. Chris Brown Rihanna Tattoo Face Neck
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    How can I be depressed about this? Let me count the ways:

    1) People still care about Chris Brown’s didoes.
    2) Including Rihanna.
    3) And despite his *admitting* almost killing a valuable commodity (at the time), and putting a remembrance billboard about it on his goddamn NECK where it can’t be hidden,
    …a) he will still be paid,
    …b) and still get laid,
    …c) by the aforementioned Rihanna and others,
    …d) no matter how terrible a person he is, OH AND HE IS,
    …e) because he can dance and sing.
    4) That is a freaking horribly drawn tattoo.
    5) Yes, I saw that it’s supposed to be half a “Day of the Dead” skull. But he must think we are as dumb as he is to claim that’s *all* it is, or that he didn’t look at the art on which it’s (badly) based and say “heh, that looks like Rihanna after she peeped my phone; Imma put that on my neck”.

    Original art here:

  42. Chris Brown Rihanna Face Tattoo On Neck
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    Who gives a fuck?

  43. Chris Brown Rihanna Tattoo Face Neck
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    At the end of the DAY who GIVES a flying FUCK! He has TALENT yea I said it so get OVER IT! We all make MISTAKES and if you haven’t KEEP FUCKING LIVING! IS this poor taste yes, but there are pics of the immortal dead images all over! Now if you believe in GOD or whether you don’t NONE OF YOU nor ME have a HEAVEN, HELL OR PARADISE to put him IN! So my point again why should you give a FUCK!

    • A “mistake” is “I stole a candy bar when I was seven years old”. Curling your hand into a fist, beating, and nearly choking the life out of a(t least one) woman is an “on purpose”. He is not remorseful, and is now in fact proudly displaying a tattoo in fond remembrance of the occasion. I think God is just fine with me judging the hell out of him.

    • The fact that the first argument you make is that he has “talent” so we should “get over it” and excuse his “mistake”, is why you’re a colossal douchebag defending a like douchebag. “Talent” of any kind doesn’t excuse what he did any more than it exonerated Mel Gibson tuning up on his girlfriend or absolve OJ from cutting the throats of two people or pardon William S. Burroughs from shooting and killing his wife or condone Michael Jackson’s diddling kiddies.

      Whether or not we believe in God or have an unearthly realm, be it good or bad, to send him to is utterly irrelevent, and certainly doesn’t preclude us from giving a fuck about anything, so you definitely tanked with that one.
      FYI, Paradise and Heaven are synonymous. Also, “none of you or me” = “none of us”. Try for coherency next time, even if you are a douchebag defending a douchebag.

      But as it stands, as an impassioned plea for the rights of the put-upon and bullied Übermensch, your post sucks any number of dead men’s decaying balls. Kindly go fuck yourself.

  44. Chris Brown Rihanna Face Tattoo On Neck
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    Blond hair and an ugly chin beard used to make me thing of date rapey type guys, ya know like Fred Durst.

    I guess this stereotype is still useful.

  45. Chris Brown Rihanna Face Tattoo On Neck
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    “Aww, it happened again…” – me, icing my bruised fist, after punching the computer screen.

  46. Mandope

    i havei tattoos

  47. Chris Brown Rihanna Tattoo Face Neck
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    Yeah, that’s Rihanna all right! Before and after taking a beating!

  48. Chris Brown Rihanna Face Tattoo On Neck
    The Winchester
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    Rihanna or Not Rihanna, it still looks fuckin stupid. Why weren’t Grizz and Dot Com around to talk him out of it?

  49. Chris Brown Rihanna Face Tattoo On Neck
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    I want to stab him in the neck.

  50. Chris Brown Rihanna Face Tattoo On Neck
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    “Come on, Gary! Say ‘Wachoo talkin’ bout, Willis!’”

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