Here’s Chris Brown earlier in the month sporting a tattoo which people have just now figured out looks eerily similar to Rihanna‘s battered face. He’s, of course, denying that’s the case when, really, he should be going, “You’re damn right it is” because it’s actually a smart idea. Think about it: It’s on the side of his neck facing her when he’s driving a car. So the next time she thinks about peeping his phone, she’ll see the tattoo and go, “Oh, right, that time I almost died.” It’s a marvel in both form and function.
UPDATE: Just kidding, it’s only some dead chick. Phew.