Chris Brown’s In Rehab

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2013

One of the easiest ways for a celebrity to duck going to jail is to preemptively check into rehab and enjoy a 30 day vacation of spa treatments and Playstation. A hardship that Chris Brown has chosen to endure rather than throw himself at the mercy of a racist district attorney and her slight taps of the wrist. E! News reports:

“Chris Brown has elected to enter a rehab facility,” a rep for the singer said in a statement to E! News Tuesday. “His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point.”

Then again, this could have nothing to with Chris Brown violating his probation and everything to do with finding out that even Mike Tyson‘s worried about him. Which is a joke, of course, because finding out Mike Tyson thinks they’re a lot alike is probably the greatest thing Chris Brown will ever hear in his life. “We did both beat women named Robin,” he’ll tell his new friends in rehab.

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