Chris Brown is still on probation for beating the ever-living shit out of Rihanna, but thanks to Stockholm Syndrome of the fists, they’re more than likely fucking again already so she tweeted the following yesterday before his hearing:
- Praying for you baby, my best wishes are with you today! Remember that whatever God does in our lives, it is WELL DONE!!! #1Love
- @chrisbrown I’m praying for you and wishing u the best today!
Fortunately, everything went smoothly, and she didn’t “jinx” him because the last thing you want to do is give a violent domestic abuser an excuse to think you somehow purposely used magic to cause problems for him. Except, oh, wait:
Chris Brown, who is on probation for the 2009 assault of his ex-girlfriend Rihanna, tested positive for marijuana during a test in Virginia recently, it was revealed during a progress report hearing Monday afternoon, RadarOnline.com is reporting.
Rest in Peace, Rihanna. (1988 – 2012)
Photos: Getty
abuser + pot smoker = liberal!
Very, very, very stupid.
I’m rubber, you’re glue!
There are way more violent crimes associated with alcohol than marijuana. You always hear of people drinkign and beating their wife/girlfriend…When was the last time you heard of someone smoking pot and beating their wife? He probably started smoking to prevent himself from beating anyone up.
Your last sentence presumes that CB is a rational thoughtful person who not only understands he has violent tendencies which are not appropriate, but also that he would actively seek to change his behaviors to prevent himself from repeating his bad behaviors. You sure about that? From where I’m sitting, he’s just an oblivious self absorbed pussy who is convinced he can do whatever the fuck he wants and we should all kiss his ass and excuse his violence and idiocy.
That said, if your premise is that anyone who has troubles controlling their violent tendencies is well served by choosing to forego alcohol in favor of the weed, yeah, that seems like sound advice. Which CB will ignore, since he’s a dumbass.
. . .And you’re a troll whose name means poo!
I know this is a snarky, superficial website that people shouldn’t take too seriously.
But I fucking respect the hell out of fish for making people remember this. What happened to Rihanna is something that was an important depiction of what is wrong with society as a whole. The fact that people have forgiven CB is sick and wrong. He still acts entitled and disgusting. He will kill some girl someday, probably Rihanna, and though no girl deserves it, with her behavior she is coming dangerously close to it.
Very, very, very well said.
I’m not one of those people who thinks that all famous people need to be good role models, but she does have a responsibility to young girls who look up to her to be strong and show that it’s not okay to hit a woman. Do you know the amount of young girls that have said “she deserved it?” Its fucking disgusting and makes me fear for the youth of america.
Beginning to think that said young girls have a point.
A man who hits a woman is a someone who needs to feel in control and knows that beating a woman is the only way to do it, because he’s too big of a pussy to ever beat anyone his own sex or size.
Look at the thumbdowners! They actually disagreed with you!
In actuality they got upset that you accurately pointed out what fucking pussies they are.
I know, that’s what I was thinking! Only an abuser would thumb downs that- or team breezy fans. I’m thinking the latter. Because, you guys, she deserved it! God!
tired of her.
why are these intra-celeb communiques sent through twitter rather than personal text message?
Good point.
$$$.
Because warm wishes don’t really mean anything unless your 26 million(!) Twitter followers see them, too.
Are you new to pop culture?
Off topic, but she seriously looks like Bam Margera in drag.
If history teaches us anything it is that Chris Brown will beat this, then celebrate the occasion with a crappy tattoo.
Everybody knows, if you want Jesus to hear your prayers, praying with no pants on is the way to go. It also helps to be shitfaced to the gills on moonshine. And driving a ’96 trans am.
How do we know for sure Chris even beat up that dumb b ? Just because she says so? Women lie all the time.
Team Breezy!
You are one of the worst trolls in the history of America, but at least you aren’t saying she deserved it. I’ll give you points for that.
Remember the picture of her bruised and battered face? And the fact Breezy admitted he did it and apologized??
You, my friend, are not smart.
You actually believe those pics omg. I can do better than that in Photoshop. She obviously said it for the money. Your so dumb
So explain why Breezy admitted it, and plead out in a court of law?
Your unintelligence baffles me, but you are just a troll, so I really don’t care. The fact there are people out there that actually believes what you say is the real problem, troll.
It’s okay Meg, no one believes that asshole.
Rihanna has all the actions of a battered woman, down to the defending of her abuser. Typically, if you are abused more than once and for a while, you will get to the point where you will illogically defend him/her. This seems to be the case here. And it seems he has abused her for a while, that just happened to be the time we found out about.
G-d! I hate this monkey!… And I don’t mean that in ANY way racial, as I am mixed. But I really find her super annoying! Believe it or not more than KK!
Damn homie, put some pants on!
“@chrisbrown I’m praying for you and wishing u the best today!”
Reminds me of the SNL skits with Maya Rudolph impersonating Whitney Houston and always saying “BobbyBrown!” to start each sentence.
she isn’t very clever, isn’t she…
Justin Bieber, a spray on tan is not enough to get me to like your music.
cow vomit has more sense than either of these dimwits.
She should change her “thug life” tattoo to instead read “dumb fuck.”
Really not trolling here, and I do despise what the guy did. But 2 things.
The first is that god is supposed to be forgiving, and people are supposed to pray and ask him to help those that need help; this of course when he is not being wrathful and smitey. I know, I know, may not make sense but thems the brakes.
The second being Rihanna is apparently seriously mentally ‘different’ or knows something we do not know about that day. Maybe Chris Brown has some texts from god on his phone and the devil possessed her in order to ‘peep’ the latest plans. Then Mr. Brown had to do an emergency exorcism and as she thrashed around, he had to subdue the demons. She comes too, suffering from post-possession amnesia and thinks he assaulted her. Please don’t dismiss this story, anything is possible with god.
I hate her and him so much. I am praying for murder suicide.
This is one of those times I actually believe that could happen.
“Remember that whatever God does in our lives, it is WELL DONE!!! ” – Well, Chris did beat her up pretty good. This begs the question, Chris is an agent of God?!
Can anyone say “Ike and Tina”?
I wonder if she thought god was doing good work Chris was beating the shit out of her?
Clarification. Ike and Tina, the early years.
Tina got out and Ike dissolved.
Haha! Remember when all you suckers were defending her and poor Rihanna this poor Rihanna that! Bbwaaahhaaa!
I always knew this bitch was crazy. Only thing keeping her in line were the beatings Chris brown as giving her. Lol. She’s disgusting.
I’d call this a very ugly woman but there’s no way this stupid-looking man is a woman.
Hard to believe anyone finds this ugly bitch sexy. Just because she’s always half-naked, don’t make her hot.
All i can think is, “Slap on some diapers”.
Look Mom, no bruises!
Punching bags are for punching. Sometimes life is just that simple.
“Echo!” … Echo … echo ….
Why is she wearing a top with her IQ written on it?
On a bright note, the inevitable sex tape may be the first with a celebrity donkey punch. *fingers crossed*
Yeah girl, practice those arm moves because once CB beats your face in, you’ll be doing gang bangs for money.
Shes not helping the stereotype, most pretty girls are morons. -_-
lovin’ the back-of-the-thigh flap
Will Smith sure is getting desperate.
She is such a turn off
Peekeeboo. I see the bottom half of your vagina outline.
Hey