Chris Brown Just Called A District Attorney Racist For Giving Him Community Service

Back in February, Chris Brown got caught faking his slap-on-the-wrist community service from beating the shit out of Rihanna which ended up costing the chief of the police in Richmond his job. By itself, this would’ve been enough to throw him in jail, but the DA also had a laundry list of other violations that would’ve effectively violated his probation. Instead, Chris Brown was given another chance to complete his community service for real this time because celebrity justice is the tits, but not tits enough for Chris Brown who just went off on Twitter and called the DA a racist for daring to give him the legal equivalent of “Okay, you can play video games, but for one hour, young man.”

Nigga done 6 months community service wit police and the DA racist ass crying to the judge that I didn’t do it. Fuck the SYSTEM!
How about y’all take care of all the homeless kids and families on skid row. Promote helping people that are really fucked up in your city!
Family first! The LAW…last
I paint pics of monsters because its a reflection of u bitchass niggas and this bitchass system!

In fairness, the DA reportedly feels terrible about this and has since sent Chris Brown his daughter to have sex with along with legal documents granting him diplomatic immunity. “I take my duties to this fair city seriously,” he said in a statement, “And first and foremost, those duties are puckering the legal system’s anus for celebrity cock. For the record, I initially thought Mr. Brown was Justin Bieber, and that kid’s Canadian so fuck him.”

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