Chris Brown & Karrueche Tran Have An ‘Open Relationship’ Now, Here We Go…

February 22nd, 2012 // 92 Comments
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Adding fuel to the reports that Chris Brown and Rihanna are secretly back together, but possibly letting us know through their “music,” friends of his supposed girlfriend Karrueche Tran (who we completely mangled identifying the other day, but fixed now) say they’re in an “open relationship” and she knows better than to ask about Rihanna for reasons I don’t have to tell you because it’s he’ll beat the goddamn shit out of her until she dies. RadarOnline reports:

“Karrueche isn’t stupid, and she has told friends that they have an open relationship. She never asks him about Rihanna, ever. Chris will take several days to call her back at times, and that is OK with Karreuche. She doesn’t pressure or hound Chris, it’s just not what she is about. She recognizes that they are both young, and she isn’t going to let the fact Chris is spending time with his ex-girlfriend come between what they have,” a source close to the situation tells us.

And what they have is a relationship where Karrueche gets photographed all the time as Chris Brown’s girlfriend while he bangs Rihanna who’s apparently not completely retarded, just enough that she lets Chris Brown make stabbing motions at her for two to three minutes in a dark room:

“They have probably hooked up no more than half a dozen times in the past year. It’s very unlikely that Rihanna and Chris would ever get back together though,” an insider told us.
“Rihanna doesn’t care if she were to get public backlash if they were to reconcile, she is the one calling the shots now, which she likes. Rihanna knows that if they were to get back together, she wouldn’t be able to maintain that strong role, and Chris would lose interest. They are both very young, and Rihanna would never be able to trust Chris because he has problems staying faithful.

And also problems almost killing her to death, but why quibble over semantics? They’re both so young!

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  1. Joaquin ingles

    Open handed? Well I guess it’s baby steps.

  2. Johnny P!

    Good for Chris & his Trannie.

  3. NewGuy

    I want to put my penis in her vagina but she looks like she likes to be smacked and put down and I’m not that type of lover.

    • Joaquin ingles

      So this shit wasn’t a one day thing huh?

    • boing

      stick it chris brown, douche.

    • … Which is also probably why you are still alone—a good straight right hand to the throat from time to time is what helps keep a relationship hot. So let me guess, you didn’t get the memo???

      • Johnny P!

        Oh, Artofwar.
        What an agent provocateur you are!
        With this comment and the one(s) below,
        you sure showed us all how you can rile people up!
        ** yawn! **
        Now, back under the bridge with you where
        you can play your flute with your grubby fingers and
        lure hapless, half-witted obese children to their untimely ends

  4. Jon Hex

    Why do people keep saying he’s young like he’s a 12 year old schoolyard bully going through a phase?

  5. TheMonkeemobile

    Damn people,…how long does it take to get some forgiveness for being an illiterate no talent woman beating scumbag?!!!

    Some people just can’t let things go….

    • Kiss My Ass Elmo

      I’ll forgive Chris if he accepts the CM Punk offer.

      • There would be little left of him to forgive.

      • …. Why did CM Punk not Challenge Mike Tyson to a brawl???

        Iron Mike has been known to have curb-stomped a chick or two once or twice in his day — just ask Robin Givens.

        Chris Brown is 98 pounds when wet— for this Punk dude to challenge Chris to a smack down would be the equivalent of a grown man challenging a schoolgirl to a knife fight.

        However, Iron Mike is always available to service a splendid beating– male or female.

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    Fats
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    First!

  7. Frank Burns

    “Karrueche isn’t stupid” – hahahahaha! That’s the funniest line in the whole story. Second is “he has problems staying faithful” – probably they meant that last word to be “heterosexual”.

  8. Dick

    Karruechebag

  9. El Jefe

    Translation:
    “I am a sad, desperate and pathetic nobody bitch riding Chris Brown’s coattails even though he is the most vile and hated person on the planet because no one else famous would have me, in hopes I will become famous or at least get pregnant by him so I can get child support”.

    I am pretty sure an open relationship with Chris Brown means he can bang other chicks but if she even looks at another man she gets the snot beaten out of her.

    • Actually, white women want to be beaten by him; just check out all the tweets. I sure wish he could get a hold of all of em; stupid bitches.

      • El Jefe

        You know you really have to wonder about the parents. How incredibly fucked up do you have to be to raise an imbecile of a daughter that would tweet that she wants to get beaten up by a man?

        It is one thing to be a woman with low self-esteem or scared and you accept getting beaten by a man, but to proudly proclaim that you want to be beaten is pretty sick and pretty sad.

      • … Oh lighten up— in certain countries around the world Woman Beating is considered a sport.

        Americans are so uptight.

  10. Bill

    Does that mean he can beat other women?

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    Ben Dover
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    good for you

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    catapostrophe
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    Maybe he’s retarded.

  13. Chris Brown Girlfriend Karrueche Tran Bikini
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe his mother took bad drugs.

  14. Cock Dr

    “They’re both so young!”
    A new euphamism for “both so incredibly stupid”!
    Well at this point who knows what is going on. If douchebag Brown kills Rihanna that’s just the pop music price we’ll have to pay for his ultimate downfall.

  15. “Open” as in “open-and-shut case waiting to happen of domestic abuse at the hands of a singing dancing wannabe thug who is so deep in the closet he can see Narnia.”

  16. Clarence Beeks

    as long as she gets to live in million dollar condos, and gets free clothes and trips around the world, Chris can do whatever the hell he wants.

  17. Schmidtler

    CBLTC!!!

  18. Congratulations on being the side piece, I guess??

  19. Dan

    Sounds like she is basically his live in whore. I wonder how much she costs. I could use one of them.

    • Cock Dr

      The costs are far more complicated than just $.
      You could always exploit an impoverished and lonely woman. There’s a lot of them about if you’re willing to put up with some baggage.

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    Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    Haggard

  21. OnTheRealThough

    Chris Brown & Rihanna will have some ridiculous “i’ve missed you” sex whenever they hook up again.

    It’s gonna be crazy, and Rihanna will likely get pregnant.

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    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “Suck my dick, you birds!”

  23. D-chi

    Am I the only one who can’t pronounce Karrueche?

  24. mrsmass

    does anyone here know someone who is a Chris Brown fan? because i can’t think of anyone. i’m happy to say, i’ve never see a performance or heard a song, but i just assume he sucks.

    • BrandiLye

      He’s a decent singer with okay songs, from the few I’ve heard. He dances real good, like an overgrown capuchin monkey. He’ll slap a ho for touching his phone and has a handsome face.

  25. Aggie

    I think that should read “She doesn’t pressure or hound Chris because if she does he’ll beat 7 shades of shit out of her”. Someone should probably correct that.

  26. Demonol

    and by open they mean that’s how his hand is when he’s hitting you

  27. cHARLIE

    All of that was made up.

  28. Adam Frawley

    She looks a little boyish , doesn’t she …

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    JosieBelle
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Lord, I cannot wait for the Most Important People winnings for this story.

  30. Oh, look!!! Another punching bag!

  31. nikki6

    Yeah, well she saw what happened when Rihanna questioned him. Guessing, she doesn’t want the same fate

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    Hellohello
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    shes cute

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    turd da third
    Commented on this photo:

    ewwwwww it should be Karaoke Tranny

    • Braulio

      AnnaI love Belgrade style, but one thing puzzles me and that is why all the women seem to carry these huge gnadbahs. What for? I guess I just don’t like carrying them, myeslf, and don’t see the point. :-)

  34. Carla

    I wager Tran has a mean tuck game. Ride that Chrissy!

  35. forrest

    psssssst: HER T*TS ARE LEAKY.
    ……….call bill the firemarshall.

    MAYBE HE CAN HELP?

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    bonerofcuntention
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    “almost killing her to death”
    tee hee…

  37. Chris Brown Girlfriend Karrueche Tran Bikini
    King Diamond
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    BTW they’re both busted anyway

    • Taylor

      Actually they’re both goregous. What planet are you from! Either your some jealous female that can’t look as good as them or your some desperate guy that could never land girls like that…

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look momma! I only poopied in ma unda wear dis time!”

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    K
    Commented on this photo:

    http://foreverseiko.tumblr.com/
    She was on a show on BET called Baldwin Hills.
    Her name is Seiko and she is also Asian and African American.

  40. oggie

    She is prettier than Rihanna.

  41. Chris Brown Girlfriend Karrueche Tran Bikini
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    my monitor is melting from an overdose of doucebagery

  42. Chris Brown Girlfriend Karrueche Tran Bikini
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    ….and poor spelling on my part

  43. Chris Brown Girlfriend Karrueche Tran Bikini
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    He is the queen of something

  44. Chris Brown Girlfriend Karrueche Tran Bikini
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, this is a man right?

  45. Chris Brown Girlfriend Karrueche Tran Bikini
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s nailed the ‘tuck’

  46. Chris Brown Girlfriend Karrueche Tran Bikini
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    The black bikini bottoms minimise any bulges

  47. Chris Brown Girlfriend Karrueche Tran Bikini
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the third or fourth pic of him in this pose, did he do nothing else all afternoon?

  48. Chris Brown Girlfriend Karrueche Tran Bikini
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘time for my hormone shots’

  49. Chris Brown Girlfriend Karrueche Tran Bikini
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m assuming Karrueche is a guy right? She looks like my Thai wife (also bottle blonde) and she has a huge schlong, I should hook her up with Chrissie Brown.

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