Painting the way I feel today. Focus on what matters!
Because you see, folks, Chris Brown being held accountable for his actions is exactly like having nails driven into your wrists and left to hang on a wooden cross for three days until you bleed out. It’s a miracle nobody accused TMZ of just plagiarizing this whole thing from The Bible, that’s how close these stories are. I mean, Christ, how do we even know Chris Brown really isn’t Jesus? What with their similar six pack abs and pubic bones that draw all the boys’ eyes. Who’s to say?