Chris Brown Isn’t Allowed In Canada

“Chris. How are we supposed to get new Eskimo coats?”
“I dunno, bitch. I dunno.”

And now for the feel good story of the day even though Christina Milian should’ve been enough. (You’re never happy. GOD.) Just hours before he was scheduled to perform in Montreal, Chris Brown was stopped at the Canadian border and turned back around thanks to being “criminally inadmissible” because of his assault conviction, according to TMZ. However, he was allowed re-entry back into the United States instead of being repeatedly stomped in the groin by Rihanna in a Mountie hat, so remember when I said this was a feel good post? I can’t believe you fell for that. What were you thinking?

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