Chris Brown’s Mom Got Him The Perfect Birthday Present

“You didn’t like my cake? I’mma beat yo’ ass like you peeped my phone… HAHA! Psyche! We cool, we cool.”

Because still sitting in jail for assault is for chumps, Chris Brown celebrated his 22nd birthday in Vegas Saturday night and pretty much had a care-free time. Which makes it even more hilarious that his mom spent her weekend changing her tune and saying he needs to open up about Rihanna and plan to be questioned about it for the rest of his career. Via Popeater:

“He has to learn to deal with it and go on with his life,” the ‘Beautiful People’ singer’s devoted mother told Sister 2 Sister magazine. “This is something that happened; it was a huge mistake… It was not good at all. But he is still a human being and we all make mistakes and we live and we go on with it.”
… “I think he really needs to talk about the situation in itself, what actually happened to Rihanna… So that he can get that out for himself,” Hawkins continued, conceding that he should also prepare himself to field questions about the 2009 incident with Rihanna for the rest of his career. “He needs to learn to deal with it and answer it, no matter what.”

Awesome idea. Couldn’t agree more. In fact, I nominate the person who sat with him on Larry King Live and helped him give a bullshit apology just days after the incident so he can still albums to be the one to suggest this to him. I think you’ll find him both open and receptive provided your face isn’t female and/or a window. In which case, BITCH, RUN!

Photos: Getty